Game of Exes

We know a thing or to about breakups, and a thing or two about Game Of Thrones. Put it together and you have the Game of Exes. After a breakup, a queen like oneself must protect her heart, or throne, with an iron fist. The Game of Exes can consist of bettering yourself and moving on, or smashing their stuff as justice for breaking your heart (I've heard metal bats do wonders for TVs and glass novelties). The intensity of the game is your call. Here is a brief look into the Game of Exes as told by Game of Thrones.

When people ask you about your ex

When you run into them months later, and they're less attractive then you remember

and whether it is, or is isn't, you pretend life is fabulous

When they call or text you to "catch up"

But you decide to be civil and hear what they have to say

Only for it to be nothing but BS

When you're at a get-together, and he shows up with his new bae

and she tries to act like your new BFF

So although the game is grueling

and may make you want to lose your shit sometimes

Just continue ruling with your classy iron fist and heart for future baes to come