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On Taking His Last Name

Posted: 10/23/11 06:36 PM ET

When my boyfriend proposed I had a rogue thought that I never imagined could infiltrate my brain: I want to take his last name.

Ack! ACK! Who am I? Who am I, if not a feminist? Who am I, if not a Peterson? I wanted to jump in the shower and clean the dirty, dirty patriarchal thought off my person.

Before we got engaged, I was certain I'd keep my last name. After all, the Peterson name dies with me. My sisters -- epic traitors that they are -- changed their last name years ago. They also insisted on having a bunch of worthless girl children, which left the responsibility of keeping the Peterson lineage up to my nonexistent male heir. I took this duty seriously. After all, at the core of my family was the fact that we were Peterson People. We had a Field Guide to Birds, a legendary jazz pianist and a smattering of city streets in honor of our namesake.

But then I fell in love with a Sobel. SO-BEL. Saying it is like eating a handful of sand. It gets caught in your throat like a partially chewed piece of flank steak. It lacks the distinguished tradition of a name like Peterson: a moniker for mustachioed Vikings and meatball connoisseurs with blonde braids. Peterson: that which gracefully swishes around the mouth like an expensive Beaujolais.

So there I was, in love with a man whose surname could not be more offensive to my tongue, and it was abundantly clear that the only option was keeping my last name. No hyphenate, just two separate names representing the two separate individuals we were. Once I birthed the male heir I would steal off into the night and raise him a Peterson. (Full disclosure: I would force my fiancé to take my last name, but he is also the last Sobel in his family. Therefore, kidnapping his first-born son is the only reasonable solution.)

But the proposal changed things. The question itself was no surprise -- hello five and a half years of dating! -- and I knew my boyfriend (the Sobel) had an heirloom diamond he wanted to pass on. But on that fateful afternoon, he opened the box and spoke of giving me a diamond that had been in his family for 100 years, a gem that his great-great-aunt and then his mother wore, and how he planned to honor commitments the way ancestors did: steadfast and true. At that moment, my last name seemed trivial by comparison to the union we were forming.

I realized that part of why I love being a Peterson is that it was my family name, a name all my people shared that symbolized the unions of those who came before us. There were no hyphenates or separate surnames, for that might diminish the power of the Peterson. Furthermore, what if we do have a child and they became a Peterson-Sobel and then married a Hemlock-Sterling. Will their offspring be Peterson-Sobel-Hemlock-Sterling? Where does it end?!

Still, I am not fully confident in these newly formed values. I feel shame and guilt telling my female friends who chose to keep their last names or hyphenate. Now I feel like a traitor, a saboteur to hundreds of years of progress. Et tu, Brute? And while I relish the joy of starting a new family name, I remorse in abandoning the name I've known for 30 years. While I plan to keep Peterson as a middle name (an occurrence that is quickly replacing the hyphenate), it is simply not the same. A piece of my identity is gone.

There are no winners here. Women who keep their last name lose the joy of a collective family name. Women who take their husband's name lose a part of themselves. Women who hyphenate take a really long time to fill out forms. Perhaps one day a better solution will be on the horizon. Most likely the solution of everyone being named Peterson. Well, everyone but me, I guess.

 
When my boyfriend proposed I had a rogue thought that I never imagined could infiltrate my brain: I want to take his last name. Ack! ACK! Who am I? Who am I, if not a feminist? Who am I, if not a Pet...
When my boyfriend proposed I had a rogue thought that I never imagined could infiltrate my brain: I want to take his last name. Ack! ACK! Who am I? Who am I, if not a feminist? Who am I, if not a Pet...
 
 
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02:37 PM on 12/15/2011
The only reason for a woman to change her surname is patriarchy. At best, it's a trivial nuisance. A name change is not synonymous with commitment since half of these turncoats are divorced, according to statistics. Commitment has nothing to do with arbitrary things like name changes. We could just as easily assign something else randomly to be a "display of commitment" or "teamwork", like a tattoo or matching family socks. Name changes are ONLY patriarchal. Every other excuse is just a woman trying desperately to justify a foolish decision that was based on societal expectations. Admit it; you’re only doing it because everyone else is doing it and has been doing it for generations. If it is so important to display commitment, invent your own way that is less misogynist and more personal.

If this name issue was actually egalitarian, then men would be changing their names as often as women, but it's not, because it's an odd tradition that signifies man's importance over woman's.
05:34 PM on 11/30/2011
My wife kept her last name, and we are passing it on to any girls we have (one so far). Any boys will get mine (none yet). Seems like a fair system -- only downside is, no single name for the unit.
09:33 PM on 11/16/2011
I am so confused...isn't this article written by Anne Peterson? And not Anne Sobel?
05:33 PM on 10/25/2011
Keeping your last name after marriage assumes that you value the ties to your birth family. Personally, I couldn't change my name quickly enough.
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kmc528
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03:38 PM on 10/25/2011
It was a bigger deal for him that I should change my name, than it was for me to keep it. Plus his was easier for other people to spell.
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camanokat
Outta this world
11:48 AM on 10/25/2011
I never changed my name either. What's funny is that people who know my husband assume I took his last name. When they address me by his name, I don't know who they are talking to, and look around to see who it is.
11:23 AM on 10/25/2011
Since I seem to be one of the few, I took my husbands name. It was important to me to respect the tradition, to show that I am his, and he is mine. I did not lose any of my identity, I gained extra pieces to my identity and worked them into who I have become over the last ten years. I am also a (gasp) stay at home mom who takes care of the house and family while he works. Part of the equal rights we have fought for all these years is the right to choose. These are my choices, that does not make me any less of a woman.
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coolmaiden
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02:16 PM on 10/25/2011
That's great.
Some women don't have your luck.
No one is begrudging you. In fact, there are some posters on this thread who think women who don't change their name are kicking marriage in the behind.
It's really no one else's business what name a woman chooses to be addressed by.
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JustMeinNJ
10:16 AM on 10/25/2011
Wow I love my last name but always planned to take my husband's...You marry and pick a last name - traditionally the man's - but I guess it doesn't matter. You are starting your own family. You have children - they take the father's name -which would also be your name. It's a family unit thing. People take a name change way too seriously.
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JustMeinNJ
11:26 AM on 10/25/2011
one caveat. I once dated a man with the last name Dick. In that instance I would have kept my name - and the children too!
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Anne Peterson
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12:31 PM on 10/25/2011
Ha ha ha! It's only fair. It's only fair.
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ILoveTheUSofA
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09:39 AM on 10/25/2011
There is a very simple and logical solution to this issue.

Give every child, on turning 18, the choice of taking whichever parent's original last name he or she prefers.

Under this provision, even if Ms.Peterson became Mrs.Sobel, one or more of her children could still take the name Peterson if they preferred, on turning 18.
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LivelyLexie
Don't panic.
09:36 AM on 10/25/2011
It's really not that big of a deal. If you want to change your name, change it. If not, don't. End of story.
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Tochi Opara
06:13 AM on 10/25/2011
If you chose to call ice-cream, sand. It would still taste sweet, no? You're not losing anything. You're still the same person.
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Mohammed Noori
04:26 AM on 10/25/2011
(I posted before but I have to comment on some of the downer posts about name changing).

I took my wife's last name. While I understand the different viewpoints, I think we're forgetting the fact that marriage is, in a sense, a celebration of owning one another.

The last name envelopes you in a way. Taking it is like having your partner put their coat over you to keep you warm as you're walking to the fire works show in down-town. It's always bigger than your body size, and while it's just a piece of clothing, it makes you feel safe and weak at the knees at the same time.

Everything also seems to feel more amplified in your mind. You worry constantly. Whether your partner will like the dish you prepared for them that night. If they'll be too tired to just talk to you because you've been so lonely. If she'll notice the shirt I wore just for her. People say you shouldn't have to worry about meeting a certain standard for your partner. That you're perfect the way you are, and people shouldn't have to change themselves. Maybe we worry about that stuff because we want to? Maybe it's all part of becoming one that makes it so exciting?

Funny how a name change does all that. ;-)
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Anne Peterson
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04:52 AM on 10/25/2011
I'm glad you reposted! So many commenters are acting like a guy taking a woman's last name is unheard of. Really salient and lovely points.
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Bellanova
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01:04 AM on 10/26/2011
Beautifully said, M.
04:17 AM on 10/25/2011
Putting the name of your husband on you is an insult to the woman you are and brings us back to the middle age. Please let's kill the stupid traditions and come to an age of reason wehre nobody follow tradityions "because it's always been like that"?
It's a label put on a girl by a guy. Inacceptable.

One can dream :/
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Anne Peterson
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04:43 AM on 10/25/2011
My boyfriend proposed because he decided to move 7000 miles away from his friends and family to be with me in the Middle East for an indefinite period of time. While changing my last name is slightly more permanent, it was my way of showing an equal commitment. He never asked me to change my name, and in fact he assumed I wouldn't. It was my way of being like, alright dude, you are making this major commitment to me, this is a way I can make one to you.

Like many commenters have pointed out, if I kept my last name, it is still my fathers name. I would love to take my mothers maiden name, but that is still her fathers name. There is only imperfect solutions here, no insults or regression of women kind. Only a flawed system from the start that we have to deal with.
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2warvet
I have nitrogen narcosis, what's your excuse?
09:03 AM on 10/25/2011
It is a sign of commitment to change your name, but I also think it is a sign of connection to the other person. In the grand scheme of things though, I don't think it really matters who changes their name as long as you love honor and cherish your commtiment to them.
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2warvet
I have nitrogen narcosis, what's your excuse?
09:00 AM on 10/25/2011
While I disagree about the insult part, I don't think it matters if someone changes their name. I woulld love my wife just as much had she chose to keep her maiden name.
11:34 PM on 10/24/2011
Ask your husband if he'd be willing to take your last name instead. Then let his answer be your answer. If he says he would then you'll have less to feel guilty about. If he refuses then what right does he have to get mad when you refuse too?
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sort84
10:00 PM on 10/24/2011
"A piece of my identity is gone."
You're still the same person, just with a different last name. Nothing has been lost...if anything, you have just gained more to your identity. There is no shame in taking your husband's last name if it's what you truly desire. What there is shame in, is the self deprecation that we feel over it unnecessarily. What was good for your friends may not be good for you. If they are truly your friends, then they wouldn't judge you over something so silly.