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George W. Bush to gain son, Jenna Bush to lose her virginity
The happy and creepily identical-looking couple.
Saturday is the big day—Jenna Bush is getting married. The wedding will take place in Crawford, since even Jenna doesn't want to be associated with the current White House. The lucky man is Henry Hager, a stand-up guy who, in honor of his country and his new father-in-law's top priority, will go to fight in Iraq immediately after the wedding.
Just kidding. He's finishing his MBA. But, no doubt, he'll be supporting the troops in his own way, perhaps on the crucial investment banking front.
The final question: What will Daddy Bush's toast be like? The wedding is top secret, but you can make your own version of his remarks with our George Bush Wedding Toast-O-Tron.
Greetings, .
As the bride's , I would like thank you all for coming.
To , I just wanna say, .
I have into his
and I can say that Henry is a
man.
To Henry and my daughter, , I want to say that the path a successful marriage is to
.
And so, in honor of the couple, let us all
.
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