There's a new kind of drug store in town. And they don't sell birth control pills, or the morning after pill, or condoms, or anything else that makes Jesus cry. They're called DMC Pharmacy, a Christian drug store that thinks sex is for making babies and nothing else. So come on down to DMC, the Pro-Life pharmacy where you can buy all the Vicodin you want, just make sure not to wear any condoms when you have some of that hot and sloppy Pill-Sex.

Check out their circular for great deals:

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