January 22, 2009
Douchebags

Like Bin Laden, Rush Limbaugh hopes that Obama fails

He's not even wearing a flag pin!

Despite that America is facing a potential depression, and unemployment is at over 7%, fat addict (Faddict?) Rush Limbaugh hopes that President Obama fails. "I know what his plans are... I don't want them to succeed." Limbaugh, who recently signed a 400 million dollar contract with a company that just laid off 9% of its workforce, categorized Republicans who "lie down" with Obama as drinkers of Kool-Aid.

Does this mean Democrats can start questioning the patriotism of Republicans who don't support Obama? We are in such terrible times, the President needs the support of ALL Americans, even unpatriots like Rush Limbaugh. Oh my God, it's like post-9/11 America, in reverse!

HOLY SHIT! KARMA IS A BITCH, ELEPHANTS!

We called 600 random phone numbers and asked every person who picked up the phone to answer this question:

Why do YOU want President Obama to fail? Tell us in the comments.

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jpwrunyan
posted 3:09 am on 01/27/2009
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I'd like to see America fail because I want to start my own country in the back yard but America is in the way.

nostraboris
posted 10:16 pm on 01/24/2009
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We are enabling this addict by giving him all this attention. If i could support my synthetic heroin habit by spewing hatred I probably would, too.

dutch163
posted 7:26 am on 01/24/2009
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how very unpatriotic of him!
if the president fails, we fail
this is what Rush wants for our country?
he is evil....
if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem
what does he do that is constructive?
but he is laughing all the way to the bank..$400 million? let's tap him for a bailout
loved the 'I know he is deaf,wish he were mute" comment!!

ManyRiversToCross
posted 6:11 pm on 01/23/2009
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Let's just make sure that down the road we don't bail out the company that signed a contract to give Rushie $400 Mil.

They deserve to dissolve into oblivion and so does that fat ass.

Eat shit Rushie. (Just enjoying posting the word shit and ass before this site switches over to HP, and then I'll have to type sh#t, or Number 2).

moch770
posted 5:52 pm on 01/23/2009
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I'm twenty-one years old, and most of my life has seen a douchebag in office. I hope Obama lives up to this standard, rather than take the Clinton route.

jan4insight
posted 3:23 pm on 01/23/2009
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Seems to be the green(I'm a terrorist) and the yellow (I'm a right-wing talk show host) segments should be one and the same :-P

bonnetteblj
posted 1:48 pm on 01/23/2009
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Coming from the south, I hear only old, racist farts listen to Limbaugh (I have old, racist relatives who love him)...they love his hateful rhetoric. If he keeps speaking for the Republicans, it can only help the Democrats win more elections! Limbaugh and Hannity as idiots who can only see a narrow viewpoint and work to divide America. So keep on
talking Limbaugh, you old fart!

southocdem - 1 Reply
posted 1:45 pm on 01/23/2009
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Stop picking on Kool Aid. It's a perfectly wonderful drink; it's not Kool Aid's fault that it got associated with suicidal cultism.

replying to southocdem; posted 12:17 pm on 01/26/2009
damn flavor-aid and its artful dodging of responsibility for the jonestown massacre...

best smear campaign ever run, imo
wolfmason
posted 12:45 pm on 01/23/2009
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I hope that America fails so that we can finally have universal health care, a competitive k-12 educational system, progressive science policies, and a healthy middle class. Oh, and by "America" I mean "the pro-America areas" in "real America". Best wishes to everyone else.

whitesmoke
posted 12:14 pm on 01/23/2009
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an old one but it bears repeating...

Q. What is the difference between the Hindenburg and Rush Limbaugh?
A. One is a blimp, the other is a flaming Nazi gasbag

zeff
posted 10:09 am on 01/23/2009
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Only way I can think to describe this guy is "fucktastic douchewad"

locomotivebreath1901 - 2 Replies
posted 7:33 am on 01/23/2009
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Limbaugh hopes that Obama fails??

How odd for a hyper-partisan conservative loudmouth to say such a thing.

We all know that lefties ~never~ called for the 'chimps impeachment', or taunts of 'Boooshitler!', and lefties never wallowed in the perverse 'assassination chic crap'. Yup. Lefties were especially supportive of GW's success in Iraq.

Please schedule Mr. Limbaugh for re-education.

replying to locomotivebreath1901; posted 1:13 pm on 01/23/2009
The heavy sarcasm makes it hard to figure out your position. You think Rush is only being the same old Rush, and that the "lefties" were too mean to Bush? And that any objection to Bush is objectionable?
"GW's success in Iran"? Hmmmmm.... Seems a little less rosy and complex than that in reality.
I've never even heard "booshitler" and I can't even figure out what "assassination chic crap" means, and haven't heard of it. If you're cruising the fringe of the left you're going to go insane, just like my brain would short circuit if I spent more than a few seconds cruising the fringe of the right. I mostly discount the fringe right, perhaps you should do the same for the fringe left.
"chimps impeachment" I understand. I understand why it wasn't done, but I also understand the grounds for it.
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lunchlady
posted 11:53 pm on 01/22/2009
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$400 million dollars? Really? Wow, no wonder he keeps saying that crap he says on the radio. I might have to rethink about what my price would be to say crap on the radio.
The part I don't understand is why so many people listen to him that he can get paid that much.

mschlee
posted 8:04 pm on 01/22/2009
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Is that an earring on his ear or the string you pull to make him start shooting bullshit out of his mouth?

davidwayneosedach
posted 7:39 pm on 01/22/2009
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Rush is smart. Making waves = make big bucks. If people disagree with him or think he's an idiot. So be it. He is laughing all the way to the bank.

INDYVOTER76 - 1 Reply
posted 6:01 pm on 01/22/2009
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I know he is deaf but I really wish he was mute. :(

replying to INDYVOTER76; posted 7:23 am on 01/24/2009
perfect!!!
Zanna - 1 Reply
posted 3:41 pm on 01/22/2009
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Oh, and clearly, Rush hates America.

replying to Zanna; posted 3:42 pm on 01/27/2009
I hate America too. So why don't you get the fuck out?
Zanna
posted 3:32 pm on 01/22/2009
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Because if he fails, he'll be a loser and then he can be my boyfriend. That's how I roll.

Fivetree
posted 3:24 pm on 01/22/2009
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Why does this bloated bag of bile still have a career? I agree that he should continue being the face (the armpit, the ass, the nutsack, the belly) of the Republican party. It can only mean good things for the Dems.

mattlister
posted 2:27 pm on 01/22/2009
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Is Rush really the person the GOP picked as their charismatic front man? Exactly how is a fat, drug-addled, bigoted windbag with a face for radio going to make America gay for Republicans? I remember in '06 when Limbaugh went after Michael J. Fox like a crazed, piss-soaked Andy Dick and claimed that Fox was faking his Parkinson's. I also remember the subsequent backlash against Rush for those statements and the results of the '06 midterm elections shortly thereafter. Maybe all my bitching is for naught and the fact that Rush is still kicking around isn't so bad after all---if this is the face the GOP wants around to sell their snake oil then, well, sure.

rusrus - 1 Reply
posted 1:51 pm on 01/22/2009
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Because the sooner Obama fails, the sooner America will denigrate into a lawless "Mad Max" style society where only the strongest and most-handsome will survive - rendering Rush's $400mm contract paid in US Dollars to be totally worthless. I'll bet I can live comfortably in his hollowed-out carcass for months. Plus, don't forget about all the hillbilly heroin he's got piled-up all over the place!

replying to rusrus; posted 3:08 pm on 01/22/2009
Plus tons of cigars & good wine!
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