August 11, 2008 - By now, you've heard the news. John Edwards, everyone's favorite Southern populist/John Ritter doppelganger, has finally copped to what everyone besides the mainstream media already knew: that he had an affair with Rielle Hunter, former campaign videographer and Jay McInernery muse. How can 23/6's...
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August 5, 2008 - Barack and Johnny Mac not doing it for you? Fret not. While national politics may be dominated by a bipartisan structure designed to entrench the power of the elites, the good old U.S. of A. consists of more than just Democrats and Republicans. No, we're not advising you...
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July 30, 2008 - Just when you were forgetting about Larry Craig, another Republican senator has stepped up to the plate to tarnish the elephant's hide just a little more: legendary 84-year-old Alaska Senator Ted Stevens has been indicted on federal charges for failing to report over a quarter-million dollars...
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July 22, 2008 - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice chastised Iran for not being "serious" at a seven-nation diplomatic talk in Switzerland last weekend. Talks were designed to curb Iran's nuclear program, but Rice said the nation's chief negotiator used stalling tactics and went on tangents that annoyed the other...
July 16, 2008 - Sometimes candidates mess up and say things they don't mean or weren't supposed to say, and then the clip of that thing gets played over and over until we can't remember anything else about the candidate. That's called a gaffe, and they keep us in business...
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July 16, 2008 - Sometimes candidates mess up and say things they don't mean or weren't supposed to say, and then the clip of that thing gets played over and over until we can't remember anything else about the candidate. That's called a gaffe, and they keep us in business...
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July 3, 2008 - Retired General Wesley Clark has gotten into hot water for his remarks expressing doubts about John McCain's fitness to lead the nation, despite McCain's Navy service and status as a former prisoner of war. It's a good thing Clark has 23/6's resident PR expert to...
June 30, 2008 - In what is becoming the closest thing to an election-year tradition, liberals coast to coast will soon start repeating their solemn vow, "If McCain wins, I'm moving to [insert entirely unreasonable country here]." Disappointed liberals said it in 2000, then again in 2004, and absolutely no one left...
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June 24, 2008 - On Fox News this past weekend, Bill Kristol suggested that if President Bush foresaw an Obama victory, he'd be more likely to move forward with military action against Iran than if McCain were set to take office.
Yes, the drumbeat to war with Iran i...
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June 11, 2008 - According to Democratic sources, Aaron Pickrell, a key political aide to Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland, will manage Barack Obama's campaign for president in that state. Meanwhile, Strickland himself is on a short list of possible running mates for Obama, despite the governor's early support of Hillary Cl...
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May 27, 2008 - With the recently hospitalized Sen. Ted Kennedy bowing out of delivering the commencement speech at Wesleyan University, his gigantic shoes were filled by none other than Barack Obama. The presidential candidate proudly filled in, delivering a stirring speech that had many graduating Wesleyan senior...
May 22, 2008 - Hillary Clinton is taking a lot of heat for her decision to stay in the presidential race, despite the fact that Barack Obama has over 96% of the delegates required to seize the nomination. In an effort to defuse some of the tension, the World's Worst PR Guy has...
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May 20, 2008 - Barack Obama reached a milestone Tuesday by capturing a majority of pledged delegates. What other, less publicized milestones have we reached by now?
12,549 - number of times John McCain has addressed a crowd of indifferent octogenarians as "my friends"
9,539 - number of comp...
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April 17, 2008 - A nationally televised debate in Philadelphia just days before a major primary can mean only thing for Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton: one last chance to pander shamefully to voters. Did you s...
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