There are only three shopping days left until Christmas, and I am scrambling to finish up my holiday gift list. Bernie Madoff has really got me stumped. What do you give the man who has stolen everything? Muntader al-Zaidi can obviously use a new pair of shoes (Size 10). Bristol Palin can use a blue fur-lined onesie (plus a good lawyer for her future mother-in-law). And I'm giving a Taser to Mika Brzezinski (not to use on future muggers; it's for Rush next time he tries to play her mugging for laughs). I can use some help playing Santa. Who's been naughty and who's been nice? Please post your gift ideas for public figures in the comments section below and we'll collect the best ones and unwrap them on Christmas Day.
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