Some post-Inauguration predictions:
Itzhak Perlman and Yo-Yo Ma will refuse all future cold-weather bookings.
Aretha Franklin will now be known as "The Queen of Soul...and Funky Hats."
Rev. Lowery will be invited to throw out the first pitch at the home openers of the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians.
Jacques Chirac will not be renting Cujo anytime soon.
George Bush will not be on Scooter Libby's Christmas card list this year.
In the Dick-Cheney-in-a-wheelchair-movie-reference-derby, "Mr. Potter" will beat out "Ernst Stavro Blofeld."
The swearing in will not be the last time President Obama and Chief Justice Roberts are not on the same page.
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