Jane Unger

Jane only wants what you want: free shoes for life and to lay down more. Accusations against her include "liking to laugh too much" and running as her lone hobby ... a vaccum cleaner. She was an award-winning author in fourth grade for penning stories that included all classmates as characters, which won a red static-y transistor radio. Her favorite quote came from her pal Claudia who proclaimed from the trenches of motherhood "Having my children only proves I can breed in captivity. I've earned these mother stripes!" Jane is a health care marketing pro who specializes in marketing to women.