Pete Goldfinger

Pete Goldfinger is a screenwriter in Los Angeles who's biggest contribution to humanity was the script to Piranha 3D. He enjoys his vocation because it allows him to live rather anonymously in his office (bedroom), but for the odd visit from his wife and two daughters who occasionally bring him a little bite of cheese wrapped in a bill that reads “DISCONNECT“ or “COLLECTION AGENCY.“ If you want to know more about Pete, you can go to petegoldfinger.com -- a great place to buy inexpensive medicine from Canada.