10/24/2013 07:08 pm ET Updated Dec 24, 2013

Old School Vampires Hate Twilight

Have you ever wondered how old school vampires would really feel about this new generation of young, trendy, hipster bloodsuckers? Fellow comedian Kevin Janus and I have. And we doubt they'd like these young'uns very much.

So, just in time for Halloween, The Sophisticates present the grumpiest old vampires around. (contains some NSFW language -- they're old and grumpy!)

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