"The 12 Days of Shutdown"
On the first day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
A big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 2nd day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 3rd day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 4th day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Four credit rate drops
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 5th day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Five Ted Cruz rants!
Four closed museums
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 6th day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Six furloughed workers
Five Ted Cruz rants!
Four closed museums
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 7th day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Seven screwed teabaggers
Six furloughed workers
Five Ted Cruz rants!
Four closed museums
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 8th day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Eight liberals whining
Seven screwed teabaggers
Six furloughed workers
Five Ted Cruz rants!
Four closed museums
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 9th day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Nine Boehner blunders
Eight liberals whining
Seven screwed teabaggers
Six furloughed workers
Five Ted Cruz rants!
Four closed museums
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 10th day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Ten White House time-sucks
Nine Boehner blunders
Eight liberals whining
Seven screwed teabaggers
Six furloughed workers
Five Ted Cruz rants!
Four closed museums
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 11th day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me
Eleven Senate f***-you's
Ten White House time-sucks
Nine Boehner blunders
Eight liberals whining
Seven screwed teabaggers
Six furloughed workers
Five Ted Cruz rants!
Four closed museums
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.
On the 12th Day of Shutdown
my Congress gave to me:
Twelve "defund health" bills
Eleven Senate f***-you's
Ten White House time-sucks
Nine Boehner blunders
Eight liberals whining
Seven screwed teabaggers
Six furloughed workers
Five Ted Cruz rants!
Four closed museums
Three more debt ceilings
Two panicked parties
And a big, lame-o, stinking House of Turds.