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Posted: December 9, 2010 11:32 AM

Overly Obsessive Christmas Cookies

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The holiday season is an especially busy time for us Quarter-Life Cooks. Among our twenty-something friends, our expertise is in high demand for planning, prepping, and decorating all sorts of festive gatherings. But one particular grown-up event we always look forward to attending is Kate's holiday party. Two years ago, we were rather delinquent helpers -- Cara had just flown back from Spain and could barely keep her eyes open, and I was busy all afternoon running around the city in a Santa suit. But last year, we were honored to be brought on board early in the process to decide what dishes would make it to the large banquet table for 100 of their closest friends.

As can be imagined, a meal for so many people is quite an impressive undertaking, especially with the high expectation for quality that Kate's mother, Barb, has upheld for the gathering year after year. Over Indian food sometime in November, Cara and I talked about the menu with Barb and Kate. There was a universal consensus that the famed corn pudding, scalloped potatoes, and spiked cider were must-have staples. Some newer additions: Beef Bourguignon for the main course, and lemon bars for the dessert spread. And as always, there were to be dozens of decorated Christmas cookies, the centerpiece of the table.


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The Friday evening before the party, Cara and I showed up at the Kate's to offer our helpful hands. We thought, perhaps, the tasks ahead of us might involve browning 30 pounds of beef, peeling a large bag full of potatoes, or juicing lemon upon lemon for the squares, and we came prepared for blisters and exhaustion. Unsurprisingly though, given her all-powerful planning genius, complete with shopping lists from the last ten years, Barb had done almost all the work before we got there. The stew was simmering in the oven, the lemon bars were sitting on a beautiful glass platter, and all that was left for us to do was decorate the Christmas cookies.

Cara was elated by this news, but I, on the other hand, was a little worried. As my baking days have slipped away from me, I've become a little rusty when it comes to multiple icing shades, colored sugar, and snowflake shaped sprinkles. Summoning my artistry from 15 years ago, I got to work sprinkling green sugar on my Christmas trees, and haphazardly pasting candy cane morsels on the green shading. Cara looked over at my work, and looked at me with slight disappointment in her eyes. "Maybe try to make them a little fancier?" she said. Horrified by my apparent failure, I ate two cookies and started over.

Little did Cara know: she created a monster. For three hours, I obsessed over my cookies, picking out all the red colored balls to line stripes on my stockings, stringing ornaments in perfect bowing lines on my trees, and striping my candy canes in perfectly measured patches of color. The result was more beautiful than my seven-year-old memories, if involving way more patience and attention than should ever be imparted on a single cookie. Kate, holiday cheer master, was more than pleased with the results, as were we, until she plucked up one of my stockings and took a bite, and I suddenly felt like I had lost my best friend.

--Phoebe Lapine of Big Girls, Small Kitchen

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Martha's Icing
Ices about 2 dozen of your favorite sugar cookies

Ingredients

1 egg white
2 cups powdered sugar
a few drops of lemon juice
food coloring
lots of sprinkles

Whisk ingredients together. Separate into bowls and add food coloring to create your desired scheme. Use knifes or offset spatulas for decorating. If you're ambitious, use icing bags with tips.

 
 
 

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The holiday season is an especially busy time for us Quarter-Life Cooks. Among our twenty-something friends, our expertise is in high demand for planning, prepping, and decorating all sorts of festive...
The holiday season is an especially busy time for us Quarter-Life Cooks. Among our twenty-something friends, our expertise is in high demand for planning, prepping, and decorating all sorts of festive...
 
 
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08:51 AM on 12/20/2010
My mother-in-law made the most delicious &  beautiful cookies trays every Christmas.
10 to 12 different kinds. 
She enjoyed every second of her HUGE holiday baking schedule.
I bake but when it comes to cookies, she was the BEST.
Sweet memories!
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TaiJi2
05:53 PM on 12/16/2010
I was just thinking that it would be nice if this section had a thread to share and compare holiday baking recipes.

I set my holiday baking bar so high that some years I just can't clear it! Eight of Mum's old-world recipes plus biscotti and breads makes baking enough for gifting friends and co-workers an enormous chore. Sugar, butter, danish spice, almond cookies, pecan-topped shortbread, pignolli, ischelertortelletes, spritz, ginger-almond biscotti, chocolate-hazelnut biscotti, stollen and gingerbread are planned this year (2 down, 1 do-over and 9 to go!)
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Cookie100
Old enough to know better
10:14 AM on 12/13/2010
If you want to really see overly obsessive cookies, it was the October challenge for Daring Bakers @ Daring Kitchen. I forgot who hosted it, but I found Rangoli for (Dawali a Hindu holiday) from Passionate about Baking, they are gorgeous! I used Karens Cookies.net basic sugar recipe, they bake flat. Not hard to decorate, just a lot of flooding really. There's a coloring book you can print out. Let them dry overnight for sure.
http://www.dessarts.com/2010/11/rangoli-cookies-for-a-happy-diwali.html
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06:06 PM on 12/12/2010
I have dreams each year of the leisure time needed for beautifully decorated cookies like yours. Unfortunately, until I retire I'm afraid this time of year will always be ridiculously busy for me. Instead, I settle for cashew bark, which friends, family, and co-workers target at gatherings like the bark has a honing beacon on it: http://ozarkhomesteader.wordpress.com/2010/12/12/chocolate-cashew-bark-sweet-slightly-salty-decadent-toffee/ It's pretty in its own way, but, of course, not as gorgeous as your cookies!
05:52 PM on 12/12/2010
I love to make beautiful cookies, especially in the company of my daughter. But she was disappointed when she made some last year and took them to a cookie contest where she thought they had a good chance of winning (they are also delicious), and not one cookie had been sampled by the end of the contest. People thought they were just for show and ooohed and ahhhed over their beauty, but failed to eat even one.
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merrylee
02:48 PM on 12/10/2010
tip for those still obsessed -

roll out some white, red, and green fondant (check your local hobby stores) - cut out the fondant with your cookie cutters, and place them on your cooled cookies instead of spending hours icing them all :D
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Cookie100
Old enough to know better
10:56 AM on 12/11/2010
Or here is a recipe for MMfondant you can make yourself. Keep it covered with a damp cloth while using. Fondant in stores (Wilton & Duff's) is really expensive. This recipe is from Bunnywoman at Wilton forums:
RECIPE FOR SMALL BATCH:
Marshmallow fondant
1 cup mini marshmallows
1 tbsp water
1 1/2- 1 3/4 cup powdered sugar

Place marshmallows in a standard 1 cup measuring cup and push down and pack them in. Place in a microwave safe bowl and add the water. Put in the microwave for about 20 seconds. Just long enough for them to soften and puff up. Take out and stir with a spoon until it is combined well. At this point it looks kind of soupy. Then add the sugar and mix and fold until all is incorporated and it is no longer sticky. I take it out of the bowl when it gets to the point where most of the sugar is incorporated and I knead it in my hands. This takes roughly about 5-7 minutes. Take a fondant roller or a regular rolling pin and roll out just as you would Wilton's fondant. You can get this fondant almost paper thin and it also repairs well. It's cheap, easy to work with, and tastes great too. ***Microwaves times vary so please adjust to your own microwave.
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merrylee
11:26 AM on 12/11/2010
thanks !
- a friend on another site turned me on to homemade fondant - pretty easy and tastes so much better - bakers can even google it - there are a few really detailed youtubes so one can go step by step

note to anyone trying it - have lots more powdered sugar on hand than any of the recipes suggest
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Candace8383
09:43 AM on 12/12/2010
ty ty ty
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Candace8383
09:48 AM on 12/12/2010
it sticks? or do you use a little icing to secure the fondant?
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Cookie100
Old enough to know better
10:16 AM on 12/13/2010
YES! You roll out fondant with POWDERED SUGAR NOT flour, always. Icing sugar, powdered sugar, all the same thing.
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merrylee
02:44 PM on 12/10/2010
laughing at myself - those pics could have come from my personal scrapbook

so glad the obsessive, Martha's tyranny years are behind me

...at least until the grandkids are born :D
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11:04 PM on 12/09/2010
I hate to be the Grinch, but is it safe to use raw eggs? Especially in something that will be at room temperature for an extensive time.
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01:32 PM on 12/10/2010
You're right. It's not safe to consume raw eggs.
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Cookie100
Old enough to know better
10:20 AM on 12/13/2010
If you want to make royal icing which is what this is and don't want to use raw egg whites, but meringue powder, it's dried egg whites & safe to use. You may be able to buy it in a market, not sure, I go to a specialty decorating store, but try a market. Maybe whole foods would have it. Here's a recipe:
http://www.wilton.com/recipe/Royal-Icing
I'm not a wilton fan, but it's hard to get away from using their products. It's wilton or adeco pretty much. They keep their prices high especially wilton. Duff has products on the market, but they're the same price
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rmarie
10:56 PM on 12/09/2010
I don't even bother with careful cookie decorating anymore. I made ginger people last year, and I noticed that no one even cared about the work I put into them, they just snapped the heads off and ate them. Nope, no more of that for me.
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Chlowina
We're skrwd
11:58 PM on 12/11/2010
I just barely sprinkle colored sugar on my sugar cookies. My fancy days are over.
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glossy go
06:15 PM on 12/09/2010
all yum, especially the blue with white snowflakes.
04:51 PM on 12/09/2010
My mother made cookies like this every Christmas...then she went on to decorate the windows and the outside of the house, she loved it. She made Christmas great, miss you mom!
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kapalabhati
Lokah Samasta Sukhino Bhavantu
08:13 PM on 12/09/2010
Wow, so sweet.
My sib and I were just b!tching about our crazy mom. Need to step back and be thankful that she's still around to b!tch about the crazy. We really do love her.
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cinemaven
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02:16 PM on 12/09/2010
A wonderful reminder for me to "make" my christmas cookies.
I'm lucky to live in the heart of Mennonite country and there's no way I could ever do better on my own than I do when I grab a dozen dozen cookies from Gracies which is an institution here. They do all the baking and I take the credit *lol*

For anyone in Southern Ontario.. it's worth the drive to St. Jacob's or one of the other pick-up points
www.gracieschristmascookies.com and they taste even better than they look
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03:06 PM on 12/09/2010
Nice they deliver to the GTA. Thanks for the link!