12/09/2006 09:22 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The 2008 Presidential Name Game

Hillary, Hillary, bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Hillary

Obama, Obama, bo Bama Bonana fanna fo Fama
Fee fy mo Mama, Obama

Come on Americans
I say now let's play an electoral game
I betcha I can make a candidate out of anybody's name

Rudy, Rudy, bo Borudy Bonana fanna fo Frudy
Fee fy mo Mudy Rudy

And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Everybody do Condi
Pretty good, let's do Newt
A little wit with Mitt
Very good, let's do McCain
The name game!

--with all apologies to Shirley Ellis