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New Rule: Republicans changed their party before -- from the party that freed the slaves to the party that freed Scooter Libby -- and they survived. Now it's time for them to stop pretending they're still the party of Reagan and take up a new banner: The Party of Superfreaky Superfreaks.
This week, the chairman of the St. Petersburg, Florida, City Council was accused of having sex with his two adopted daughters and their nanny. And he could have been in real trouble, too, if it turned out the nanny was an illegal. But he got ahead of the story when he killed himself by sitting in the garage with the doors closed and the riding lawn mower on.
Two guesses which party he was a member of. And the first guess doesn't count.
And that's not fair. You knew he was a Republican, because even in death, he was still wasting gas.
Republicans sex scandals are getting to be like Iraqi car bombings. By the time you hear about one, there's been another. Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Bob Allen, Vitter, Craig... It's like "Clue" only the answer is always "A Republican... in the washroom... with his cock."
The Republicans should run on that. "America: You're 230 But We'll Still Fuck You." Especially if you're a dude.
It's not really inspiring, but it's better than "Mitt Romney: He Has Hair."
Bill Maher is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher" which airs every Friday at 11PM.
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Bill... I love you! You are always funny but more importantl
Would you suggest the option of moving to Iraqi to Americans who aren't pleased with the current status of our Political parties?
Old Nute and of course our Fav Bill both rock, and this has been one of the most entertaining forums, I have blogged on since Bill's last commentary! Bill, you have a tendency to bring the best sense of humor in these bloggers! Keep on keepin' on!
Want to eliminate prostitution? Change the economic system. In Palm Beach county they tried to end Prostitution by teaching prostitutes to type.
Then the Republican were surprised when hundred dollar a trick hookers would not work in the typing pool for seven dollars an hour.
Bill,
I have a real problem with your inference that the party of Reagan was good.
Does Vale409 equate pedophilia and damning hypocritical positions on sexuality with mere promiscuity?
Bill, please, show some decorum. You have made fun of theee most honorable man in the entire Republican Party. Irrespective of the fact that the man was a pervert, a child molester and, of course, a Republican, he made a mistake, took responsability for it and committed hara-kiri with a golf cart. I never got to know this guy, but I respect him and you should promote his legacy as being one to be followed by the rest of the Republican party leadership.
An amazing Real Time panel would be Rudy Giuliani, Harvey Fierstien, and Lipsynkia, or maybe for an additional layer of discomfort John Travolta. (that even made me giggle typing it.)
THANKS for the remarkable Hagel interview.
I don't agree with Hagel on Social Issues, but he had absolute clarity, and visible distaste for what Cheney/Bush have done to America with the FIASCO of Iraq.
Bill, please don't overlook the latest entry-- Condi owns a house with a never married white woman.
I mean, come on, I'm a lesbian but I never bought a house with a lover--that's a little too deep a commitment for me.
The reason for all this scandalous Republican boning seems to be more than the obvious hypocrisy of repression: It's also because of the obvious fact that more Repubs have lots of power, which means they were willing to do anything to get the power, and now they are capable of doing anything because they have the power.
Did anybody notice thw guy lived on Gobbler Drive?
Bill! Why do you think Ronald Ragan wasn't a Superfreaky Superfreak also?
It is ARROGANT ABSURDITY to ABUSE gays for being HONEST about their orientations. Whether you're IN or OUT, your sexual orientation stays the same. TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE!
"We love the sinner, hate the sin" ... TRANSLATION: "We expect you to live a LIE, and lead a LOVELESS life, in order to satisfy our SANCTIMONIOUS sexual sensitivit
ANYONE that is SO OBSESSED with the personal lives and "sins" of others, is usually hiding some substantial sins of their own.
WE THE PEOPLE clearly have NO protection FROM religion! We CLEARLY have NO "Separation Of Church & State"! BIBLICAL OPPRESSIONS run rampant, and the BIBLE runs roughshod over our Constitution!
The Bible contains 362 admonishments to heterosexuals, and only 6 to homosexuals. It's not that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision!
MARRIAGE, by its very nature, seems HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE. Allowing GAYS to "MARRY", won't HARM the ONE-MAN/ONE-WOMAN monotonous (I mean monogamous) marriages. It may in fact HELP, by reducing the REPUBLICAN "marriages of convenience & concealment", which MOST ALWAYS END IN DIVORCE!
And THEN...
No more worrying, wondering & whispering "Do you think he's QUEER?"
REPUBLICANS can cum without FEAR.
"The GAY Agenda" will DISAPPEAR!
Stay safe, healthy and happy,
Love, Loretta
Dirtystrat-quote about finding a democrat for every repub pervert is a lame, defensive quote. If you think so then just do your "research" that you speak of and show us. Oh and by the way, be sure and blame your GOP'ers exposure on the "liberal media". That's the most over-used, whiney excuse that you guys ever come up with. Mainly because you can't think of another one.
Just how many perverts and hypocrites does that "family values" party have anyway?
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Posted September 13, 2007 | 12:58 PM (EST)