My New Rule: Jet Blew

New Rule: Republicans trolling around for bathroom sex must shift away from the larger airport hubs and start utilizing smaller, regional airports.

See more of my New Rules on all new episodes of "Real Time With Bill Maher," Friday nights at 11 p.m., only on HBO!

Comments

[Qbear]

04:31 PM on 09/16/2007

Here's an idea you could give HBO

Blend Real Time with Punked...no panelist knows who else is on the show.

[beachglass]

02:36 PM on 09/16/2007

too funny Bill.

Kathy Griffin being censored...a good topic to bring up next, if it's in the cards.

Tske it easy.

[LeaderofMen]

08:48 AM on 09/16/2007

The Bushes might be good at hubris and moronic global action but they could not possibly have pulled off the downing of the Towers.

Bush's global ineptitude, his total bungling of domestic issues, his abject failure at everything he's ever touched, plus the haze of alcoholism that saturates every thought he's ever had, proves that he was not capable of orchestrating such a crime.

Sorry. Your conspiracy theories are simply not matching reality.

[CarmanK]

08:58 PM on 09/14/2007

You make me laugh. Thanks,otherwise I would be in constant tears over the deterioration of the American society in my lifetime. I am so concerned about my grandchildren. Keep up the good work.

[marychs42]

03:48 PM on 09/14/2007

Bill, I so enjoy your humor. Please stay on air and on line.

[jcheadsup]

11:10 AM on 09/14/2007

New Rule:
Bend over America, the serge is working!

[zoekelli]

03:04 AM on 09/14/2007

I thought the bit about Osama crank-calling the US to tell us he was going to "F us up next time he saw us" not being scary was hilarious, though.

The New Rule today made me laugh out loud, and I need that.

[AndreaSue]

03:14 PM on 09/13/2007

I think Mos Def was kidding about the moon landing / big foot thing -- or maybe just the big foot thing? Eh, I can hope. I do think that Mos Def, for how he grew up or where he lived, that maybe to be afraid of terrorism is like, equivalent to being un-tough? Do you know what I mean? So as long as he stays unafraid and doesn't give the terrorists any validity (or give ANYTHING validity) then they have no power over him? Am I making sense?

[gems]

02:12 PM on 09/13/2007

Bill,
Thank goodness we have a political comedian like you to bright things up for us.
I get tired of politics from time to time, and lately with this administration my tolerance level is very low. (and I'm quite a tolerant person).
Gemma

[Bobzmcishl]

01:54 PM on 09/13/2007

MosDef had some good insights but he did go off the runway with his conspiracy comments. This was not one of the better Maher shows. He is the only reason I still subscribe to HBO.

[BillWilliam]

01:14 PM on 09/13/2007

"My New Rule: Jet Blew"
Because of my strange sexual preference I tried to get blown in the woman's room. Tap your foot and reach under the stall and what do you get, first time a roll of TP. the second try a tampon. I've given up. Women do not understand me.

[edayres]

12:53 PM on 09/13/2007

Mos Def and Cornell West. No wonder Rahm Emanuel cancelled.

[Sp8z]

12:32 PM on 09/13/2007

Why doesn't HufPo pick up Ted Rall? Why doesn't Bill Maher have him on his show anymore? Is it because he tells the real "inconvient truth"? I want an answer.

[chillmonster]

12:08 PM on 09/13/2007

The show was hilarious, and Mos Def was the reason why. And amongst the bullshit was a little bit of depth. I loved it.

[rextrek]

11:17 AM on 09/13/2007

Bill...Why don't you invite Rhandi Rhodes of Air America on your panel? I think she'd be a Good voice of Reason, and Actual Facts!