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Bill Maher

Posted: May 14, 2009 10:25 AM

New Rule: Car Berater


New Rule: Hey, car, you know that light you keep on for a few minutes after I park...

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New Rule: Hey, car, you know that light you keep on for a few minutes after I park... Check out Real Time with Bill Maher live Fridays at 10PM ET/PT - Only On HBO.
New Rule: Hey, car, you know that light you keep on for a few minutes after I park... Check out Real Time with Bill Maher live Fridays at 10PM ET/PT - Only On HBO.
 
 
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05:09 PM on 05/24/2009
Bill,

I loved your commencement speech to the Class of 2009. In fact, it really applies to anyone who's graduated from 2000 to the present.

We have a famous author speak at the University of MIchigan years ago. Your speech was actually practical, I've been feeling like giving up and getting angry at my parents' generation for some time now...so thanks for the validation. :)
12:33 AM on 05/17/2009
Love Bill, but he's not doing it for me this year. New Rule: new writers.
10:53 PM on 05/16/2009
The light is insidious. There are occasions when you do not want a light on .. ducking into a side street and turning off the lights to avoid mobsters (or cops) - can no longer be done.
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Lahonda
Bynocent Instander
09:47 PM on 05/28/2009
If you're that thoughtful, remove the light.

...and good luck!
03:43 PM on 05/16/2009
Um, Bill, I invented that gag in a novel published in 1991 about a game show called O-Pun Sesame. You're welcome to it, but I hope you read the book TV Safe. I mean, a few dozen other people did.
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mjc
Avoid printing any..
11:38 AM on 05/16/2009
There are many things I like about my 1999 Chevy blazer but Chevrolet must have been in a "gadget" mode when they designed this one because there are lights on the dashboard for just about everything, and one that comes and goes telling you to "service" this vehicle soon. It is apparently an evac valve in the gas tank. If you don't service the car soon, it doesn't cause problems and somewhere near to empty the light goes off. The worry is there but my blood pressure has adapted; however, the only real problem time is when you need an inspection. You do have to take the car in for work every now and then though because real problems like an oil leak don't show up in the magic computer.
06:04 AM on 05/16/2009
I truly enjoy Real Time, however this season has been lacking thus far IMHO.
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09:35 AM on 05/17/2009
could be because the election is over.
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DoctorWhoDat
Why did I land on this planet?
01:04 AM on 05/16/2009
Hey! Did ya ever think it might be the writers as well?
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
03:31 PM on 05/15/2009
It's good to have a 1985 Volvo. No need for all these frills.
02:44 PM on 05/15/2009
New Rule Bill: Have on some conservatives on the show, instead of having a panel of all democrats who agree. There is nothing more boring then watching a show that debates political topics where everyone is in agreement!
05:32 PM on 05/15/2009
a comedy show is not a political round table
05:48 PM on 05/15/2009
Have them on so you can ask them questions nobody else has the cajones to ask them. Make them embarass themselves and show everyone their ignorance. Ask them what they think of Bush. After they answer, ask them why they so vigorously supported him until Jan 21st, but them threw him under the bus.
09:42 PM on 05/14/2009
thanks to this non-removable feature I get told "you left your lights on", all the time.
I can't exactly tell people trying to help out to f off, so I have to explain it every time.

very frustrating.
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Horus45
Liberal Activist, anti-Fascist
10:50 AM on 05/16/2009
Same here, or people asking you to turn off your lights when you can't because the lights are on all the time while the engine is running.
07:49 PM on 05/14/2009
My light went out and I can't figure out how to fix it. Got me a flashlight, but it just rolls around under my seat. I'm okay though.
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07:45 PM on 05/14/2009
I think he's just mailing it in at this point.......
04:13 PM on 05/15/2009
agreed
06:32 PM on 05/18/2009
yep
05:05 PM on 05/14/2009
HI Willie....
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MarkVA71
Arlington, Virginia
04:26 PM on 05/14/2009
LOL!
04:06 PM on 05/14/2009
Cute and clever play on words. Humourous.