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New Rule: If Phil Spector gets to kill people, Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island is allowed to drive with pot in her car.



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collapse dcroach See Profile I'm a Fan of dcroach

decriminalize ALL drugs( which is worse- alcohol, pot, or -insert any drug- here)
free all stoners, dopers, dealers(dont sell to minors-consenting adults only. we'd save billions in prison costs( which we, the taxpayers could then use to grow, our own dope. )
export to other countries(helping our trade deficit) tourists would flock to america enjoy freedom from opressive drug laws.
and we'd win the war on terror- because the best way to piss off our enemies, is allow the world to visit america, and party safely- so much freedom, that would drive the radical islamic extremists to give up. as it is, they have already won, because the govt. has us living in total fear. (if i'm stoned, at home snacking, and drinking a beer, i dont care-they cant touch me).
how did our grandparents, parents, us ever survive WW2(fear of nazis) the cold war(fear of mutual nuclear annihilation- "the war on terror"( fear of everything/US govt reign of terror)?
grow your own dope( keep it away from minors), everybody- scatter your hemp seeds everywhere, like "johnny marijuanaseed"- soon -sooo many pot plants, growing everywhere, the DEA, and cops will implode- citizens will soon say"dont you have anything better to do, goose chases around the country side, digging up dope plants? and dont you all have more dnagerous people to arrest than dope growers/smokers? killers, rapists, thieves, etc?
scuse me- while i light this up.. ahhhhhh!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:15 PM on 03/29/2008
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Yo Bill - run this on your show -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XGJq8wrw5I

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:24 AM on 03/29/2008
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The American job market 2009 -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XGJq8wrw5I

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:11 AM on 03/29/2008
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When I was a kid, we used to find pot growing wild.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:21 PM on 03/27/2008
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Not as abundant as it once was, it's still out there.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:47 PM on 03/29/2008
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the little girl was the best

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:59 PM on 03/26/2008
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I always knew Mary Ann would get corrupted in the end. It's probably Ginger's fault.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:35 PM on 03/26/2008
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Yah, your right

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:29 PM on 03/26/2008
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I almost forgot, I still love you Mary Ann! You too Ginger!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:26 PM on 03/26/2008
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touche

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:23 PM on 03/26/2008
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|Mary Ann was not stoned when she was driving! She, like most pot heads was driving home where her pizza and M&M's were.
Big difference.
Instead of driving drunk and killing people, she would be happy, fat and watching Comedy Central or the Cartoon channel.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:20 PM on 03/26/2008
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The voters interviewed here should provide everyone with great hope for our future.

Free Mary Ann!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:13 PM on 03/26/2008
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They should provide a blood sample, too.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:48 PM on 03/29/2008
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Very funny! But wait a minute ... just wait a minute here, Mr. Maher, did you just imply that marijuana is not as bad as homicide????!!!!

Step over here, please, sir, and put your hands up against the wall. Don't bother asking about your Miranda warning, we don't bother with that at Guantanamo.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:39 PM on 03/26/2008
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I hope all the posters here donate to one of the many groups who are working to get legislation enacted to decriminalize marijuana. If a million smokers sent in just ten bucks each, we could give them the advertising budget to make a difference. MPP, NORMAL, Students for Sensible Drug Policy, please help them.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:02 PM on 03/26/2008
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I'm all for decriminalization of marijuana. But that's not the same as saying someone should be allowed to drive while stoned. Alcohol is legal; DWI is a serious crime.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:55 PM on 03/26/2008
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Ahh, have you personally ever DRIVEN stoned? I'm older now, but I've done both, and I'd rather face a road completely full of stoners ANY MINUTE OF ANY DAY over a road with only a handful of drunks on it.

Go through your local paper and see how many deadly, wrong-way collisi8ons have been caused by stoners versus drunks.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:47 PM on 03/26/2008
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No sticks......No stems

Good buys........Nice highs!

We used to smoke weed out of a bong made from a vacuum cleaner extension.

It's name was Hoover.

It was approx 36" long and when filled with smoke it constituted a huge lung stretching hit.

I guess we had more imagination than money back then.

Luv on ya Bill. Keep the faith bro.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:12 PM on 03/26/2008
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Yeah, the whole Mary Ann liking a little sweet bud scenario just completed my adolescent fantasy. I was always partial to Mary Ann over Ginger, after all.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:31 PM on 03/26/2008
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Dear Bill,
If you happen to read these comments, I just wanted to thank you for doing what you do. I've watched your shows over the years and while I don't always agree on your positions, I have always appreciated your candor and varied guests. You apply common sense to most issues and possess wonderful BS meter, not unlike my favorite comedian George Carlin. I doubt however that he could bring a group of people together and discuss current events (that would be a train wreck worth watching however).
The news and issues of the day are often dark and ugly. I need a little comic relief mixed with serious discussion to help me digest them. I hope you be given a forum for years to come.
Cheers,
WGA

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:08 PM on 03/26/2008
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here here

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:33 PM on 03/26/2008
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Well stated, WGA. We never miss you, Bill, wherever you are on the tube, even with Old Larry. You are the best !!!!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:11 PM on 03/26/2008
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Ahhhhh.....a little puuna bud, settin' on a beach.......with Mary Ann. Eh, being grown up SUCKS : )

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:05 PM on 03/26/2008
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Bill Maher is just a genius!!! You see, at the end he proved there is no real difference between McBomb and Hillary. They are both neocons.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:05 PM on 03/26/2008
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Did he actually say "McBomb"?! Okay, I should have watched the video instead of asking, but as of now, even though the guy is just another embittered twit, still seething and mewling over the failure of the Democrats' attempts to overturn the last two presidential elections, I can't believe he'd say something as vapid and puerile as that.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:34 PM on 03/26/2008
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Dear Mary Ann,

Try baking your pot into one of your coconut cream cakes. That way, you can have your pot and eat it too. And if the Feds pull you over, you can always offer them a slice of cake. hopefully put them in a better mood.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:46 AM on 03/26/2008
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Have you noticed how the evening news has nothing but ads for drugs? They'll run a story about "Kids, don't do drugs" and then run an ad for a drug that will help one malady but with ridiculous side effects. If more people smoked the sacred bush, they wouldn't have to take anti-depressants.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:42 AM on 03/26/2008
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oh god how i wish that were so. i've certainly had enough practice. but it takes both barrels to work.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:36 PM on 03/26/2008
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Only one problem with the sweet leaf...that leather lung thing.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:34 PM on 03/26/2008
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...as opposed to that Lung Cancer thing that comes with LEGAL cigarettes?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:32 PM on 03/26/2008
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Exactly....That is why the pharmaceuticals will continue to block legalization. It is such a sham. Besides not needing anti-depressants, pot would also boost the jocks libido so they wouldn't need Viagra (ever notice how it is always these thirty-something jocks on the commercials?), eliminate the need for sleep aids and stop the hawk warmongers. When you are high, the last thing you want to do is kill people. You could grow your own in a back yard garden, cutting out the middle man. Ah, to dream the impossible dream........

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:14 PM on 03/26/2008
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Trust me, if growing pot wasn't so damned easy, it would have been legalized decades ago.
Instead, if growing pot required a high degree of technical expertise out of reach for the average citizen, Pfizer, Glaxo Smith Klein and the rest of the pushers in corporate American would have demanded their lackeys in Congress legalize a long, long time ago.
This is why tobacco, which kills 400,000 Americans each year, is still legal.
Growing tobacco is a costly time consuming process beyond the reach of the average Joe but not out of the reach of Big Tobacco...which is why our government not only supports this DEATH CROP but happily slaps a United States Tax Stamp on it!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:42 PM on 03/26/2008
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Less to do w/pot - more to do w/big business conspiracy vs. HEMP.
This world NEEDS hemp. Marijuana will never be decriminalized so long as we have the war on drugs, I heard it's the gate-way drug..Oh heavens!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 06:11 PM on 03/26/2008
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My primary care giver wanted to put me on Prozac because I told her I was depressed because of the war. I decided to get a prescription for medical marijuana instead. When I told my weed dct that she wanted me to be on Prozac he called her a "fucking bitch" and then gave me a high five for having my bday on 4/20. My prescription ran out, it only lasted 6 months. I considered it a social experiment. I highly recommend it, but it is not for everyone; kind of like bee-stings and shellfish. I had to quit because I am being drug tested by my new landlord, I am opening up a salon in a fancy hotel. I guess I will just have to take my three anti-depressants recommended by the bitch until I sign my lease.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:08 AM on 03/26/2008
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There should be an age limit as to busting people with weed. Anyone over the age of 50 is just a cool old stoner, let 'em go.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:39 AM on 03/26/2008
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I'll second that! Age 60.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:23 PM on 03/26/2008
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It is time for EVERYONE to understand PROHIBITION OF ANY KIND HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER WORK! Prostitution, drugs, gambling................it is human nature to say: I gotta try that!!!!!! When told no you can't smoke pot or whatever. Prohibition never works!!!! And never will!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:32 AM on 03/26/2008
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she should just fight it and say that she is a raging menopausal maniac and the pot is the only thing that calms her down.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:56 AM on 03/26/2008
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Does that mean David Hasselhoff can eat a burger if he feels like it, Bill?

Calm down! I was kidding!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:46 AM on 03/26/2008
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