The Professor and Mary Jane

New Rule: If Phil Spector gets to kill people, Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island is allowed to drive with pot in her car.

"Caucus Me":

Comments

[dcroach]

decriminalize ALL drugs( which is worse- alcohol, pot, or -insert any drug- here)
free all stoners, dopers, dealers(dont sell to minors-consenting adults only. we'd save billions in prison costs( which we, the taxpayers could then use to grow, our own dope. )
export to other countries(helping our trade deficit) tourists would flock to america enjoy freedom from opressive drug laws.
and we'd win the war on terror- because the best way to piss off our enemies, is allow the world to visit america, and party safely- so much freedom, that would drive the radical islamic extremists to give up. as it is, they have already won, because the govt. has us living in total fear. (if i'm stoned, at home snacking, and drinking a beer, i dont care-they cant touch me).
how did our grandparents, parents, us ever survive WW2(fear of nazis) the cold war(fear of mutual nuclear annihilation- "the war on terror"( fear of everything/US govt reign of terror)?
grow your own dope( keep it away from minors), everybody- scatter your hemp seeds everywhere, like "johnny marijuanaseed"- soon -sooo many pot plants, growing everywhere, the DEA, and cops will implode- citizens will soon say"dont you have anything better to do, goose chases around the country side, digging up dope plants? and dont you all have more dnagerous people to arrest than dope growers/smokers? killers, rapists, thieves, etc?
scuse me- while i light this up.. ahhhhhh!

[globalwarmingisgreat]

Yo Bill - run this on your show -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XGJq8wrw5I

[globalwarmingisgreat]

The American job market 2009 -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XGJq8wrw5I

[mamacat]

When I was a kid, we used to find pot growing wild.

[ChiGuy]

Not as abundant as it once was, it's still out there.

[Gebby]

the little girl was the best

[JohnJames]

I always knew Mary Ann would get corrupted in the end. It's probably Ginger's fault.

[cylindar]

Yah, your right

[musselmanm]

I almost forgot, I still love you Mary Ann! You too Ginger!

[k8k9]

touche

[musselmanm]

|Mary Ann was not stoned when she was driving! She, like most pot heads was driving home where her pizza and M&M's were.
Big difference.
Instead of driving drunk and killing people, she would be happy, fat and watching Comedy Central or the Cartoon channel.

[newslamp]

The voters interviewed here should provide everyone with great hope for our future.

Free Mary Ann!

[ChiGuy]

They should provide a blood sample, too.

[RAStewart]

Very funny! But wait a minute ... just wait a minute here, Mr. Maher, did you just imply that marijuana is not as bad as homicide????!!!!

Step over here, please, sir, and put your hands up against the wall. Don't bother asking about your Miranda warning, we don't bother with that at Guantanamo.

[zizyphus]

I hope all the posters here donate to one of the many groups who are working to get legislation enacted to decriminalize marijuana. If a million smokers sent in just ten bucks each, we could give them the advertising budget to make a difference. MPP, NORMAL, Students for Sensible Drug Policy, please help them.

[ttlms]

I'm all for decriminalization of marijuana. But that's not the same as saying someone should be allowed to drive while stoned. Alcohol is legal; DWI is a serious crime.

[wadenelson1]

Ahh, have you personally ever DRIVEN stoned? I'm older now, but I've done both, and I'd rather face a road completely full of stoners ANY MINUTE OF ANY DAY over a road with only a handful of drunks on it.

Go through your local paper and see how many deadly, wrong-way collisi8ons have been caused by stoners versus drunks.

[andyboy]

No sticks....­..No stems

Good buys......­..Nice highs!

We used to smoke weed out of a bong made from a vacuum cleaner extension.

It's name was Hoover.

It was approx 36" long and when filled with smoke it constituted a huge lung stretching hit.

I guess we had more imagination than money back then.

Luv on ya Bill. Keep the faith bro.

[soylentgreenleftovers]

Yeah, the whole Mary Ann liking a little sweet bud scenario just completed my adolescent fantasy. I was always partial to Mary Ann over Ginger, after all.