Crime Tip to Federal Agents: He's On TV Tonight!

Crime tip! Crime tip! To federal agents and DC authorities seeking the President of the United States who has admitted to violating FISA law and the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution:

He's appearing on TV tonight. He shouldn't be difficult to track down. Note that whatever's in the background will indicate where he is. Fly, you fools! Before he gets on his bike!

After all, we're supposed to report suspicious activity, right? Also, I figured since Cindy Sheehan was so promptly arrested for stepping onto the forbidden White House sidewalk; and how crucial it was for law enforcement to hunt down the Katrina looters, you'd want to handle this one with just as much haste and zeal.

Strength and honor, men!

UPDATE: He was able to finish his speech and is presently riding the sleepy train to Snoozeville, so you clearly didn't arrest him. I understand, though. So many poor people to arrest -- so little time. You could always arrest him whilst sleeping, though. He's probably a lot easier to apprehend.