"It is possible," Gore Vidal once wrote, "for any citizen with time to spare, and a canny eye, to work out what is actually going on, but for the many there is not time, and the network news is the only news even though it may not be news at all but only a series of flashing fictions."
The barbecue media script for this election, a work of unabridged fiction and co-written by the modern Rove Republicans, has crow-barred Senator Obama into the incongruous frame of the exotic effete elitist, irrespective of the fact that, on all counts, he's absolutely none of those things. It's the same script that's been wheeled out during the last several presidential elections -- designed as a way of sculpting reality into a neatly packaged prime time dramatic narrative that both reinforces and exploits fear-based stereotypes.
This week, for example, Cokie Roberts and Michael Crowley, along with a creepy monster squad of Republican stalkers, have been trying to peg Senator Obama's vacation in Hawaii as proof that the script is accurate. Hawaii, they say, is only for exotic elitists. Senator Obama is in Hawaii. Therefore, Senator Obama is an exotic elitist. See how that works?
Never mind that this Hawaii-is-exotic-and-elitist gripe came from a not-elitist millionaire with the not-exotic name "Cokie." This Cokie phenomenon is a solid example of the script's paradoxical, fictitious awfulness. Despite similar griping from the McBush Republicans, the truth is that Senator McCain is far and away the more elitist and exotic of the two candidates. Fact. No bias here.
Let's start with Hawaii and do the list.
Senator McCain met and fell in love with his current wife, Cindy Hensley, while on vacation in... exotic and elitist Hawaii. He was 42, she was 24. He was still married to his first wife at the time, who was disabled as the result of a car accident, by the way. The whole scene -- Hawaii, cheating on a disabled wife with a super-rich beer heiress -- is just about as exotic and elitist as it gets according to the standards of the script.
So... Cokie?
For the sake of contrast, Senator Obama and Mrs. Obama's biography as a couple is about as ordinary and traditional as Americana itself. No weird cheating or ugly divorces. No trophy heiress nearly half his age. Just an ordinary American love story. How the barbecue media and far-right talk radio has managed to spin the Obamas as the African-American version of Mickey & Mallory is one of the most wicked examples of dishonesty from this dark ride -- worthy of the most backwards of Karl Rove's non-reality-based conspiracies against the truth.
Cindy McCain's beer distributorship pulls in upwards of $300 million annually. Hardly relatable to the middle and working class families who are losing their homes to foreclosure -- one of many consequences of the last 30 years of the Republican war on the middle class. So it's not a stretch to suggest that being married to a woman whose family business is worth a quarter of a billion dollars is -- what's the word? -- unusual? Atypical? Irregular? How about exotic?
Such cash allows for certain not-elitist and not-exotic perks. A private jet for example. According to Mrs. McCain, getting around Arizona is hard work so thank goodness the McCains have their own jet. Just like you and me and the Obamas, right? But maybe it's unfair to badger the McCains about their personal jet airplane. How else are they going to travel around to their eight houses (this one, for example). Walk? Drive a car? That's just silly talk. Senator McCain would totally ruin his not-elitist and not-exotic $520 Italian shoes engaging in such an effort. Then what would he wear while he's hosting SNL or visiting the set of a movie he's appearing in? Jelly shoes from Payless? Yeah right. Try installing Senator McCain's lifts inside of those hideous things.
The only truly "ordinary" thing about Senator McCain is that his first name is "John" (there are just over 5 million guys named "John" in the United States, so they win this one). He's also white. Really, really white. Like, squishy subterranean cave dweller white.
Yet irrespective of what white, upper-class Republicans or Mark Penn or Very Serious Mark Halperin or Pat Buchanan might think, Senator Obama quite literally looks like 21st Century America. Mixed-culture, mixed-heritage, middle class roots. Senator Obama, in terms of his racial composition and family history, has more in common with average Americans than just about any modern Republican presidential nominee.
The only way he's not is if somehow we've been transported into an episode of Leave It To Beaver -- or if by "America" the Republicans and the barbecue media mean to suggest "Kentucky." Even with that as a qualification, half of Senator Obama's racial composition is rooted in rural Kansas. His parents were divorced. He barely knew his biological father.
Now, Cokie, drive down (or have your driver take you) to the nearest Wal-Mart. Line up 100 people and ask them whether they can relate to a man who owns eight houses and whose wife is a gazillionaire, or if they can relate to a man who represents the American melting pot -- a man who just recently paid off his student loans -- a man who was raised by a single mother -- a man who is (shock horror!) still happily married to his only wife. Then drive back (or have your driver take you) down to ABC's Newseum studio this Sunday and look directly into the This Week cameras tell us that Senator Obama is the more exotic or elitist of the two candidates.
And that goes for you, too, Buchanan. (Pat Buchanan has recently been engaging in some concern-trolling by wondering aloud, "Why can't Senator Obama close the deal?" This is one of Buchanan's more subversive race-baiting tricks. The answer he's begging is very likely his favorite lamentation about the senator: "Because he's too exotic.")
The modern Republicans have hijacked the label "real American" and stapled it onto the foreheads of a platoon of phonies. George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Mitt Romney, John Sidney McCain, Rush Limbaugh. Hell, even the poster boy for this hillbilly dark ride, Larry the Cable Guy, is a fraud in redneck drag. And the very serious barbecue media has accepted this trickery as reality because it fits perfectly into their antiquated election year narrative.
Throughout the course of this seemingly interminable election cycle, it's been well-documented by various blogotubers that the key to winning this election will be to fight the barbecue media's script -- to debunk the "series of flashing fictions." I would suggest that reversing this "exotic elitist" frame is, to borrow a familiar phrase, a central front in the war on the barbecue media. In the case of Senator Obama, reality is on our side. It's simply a matter of repeating the reality until the script is slowly immolated and the truth rises to the surface. And in the process, perhaps the barbecue media will begin to realize that the modern liberal movement has more in common with "average Americans" than any fraud or flimflam artist the Republicans have dropped onto the stage.
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(I'm still trying to figure out what you mean by "barbecue media".
I'm assuming: white (mostly), upper-middle-class, Lexus/BMW driving, privileged, suburban living, children in private schools, careerist, incestous/insular [chummy with each other, not much contact with a wide range of people], corporatist mainstream media?)
http://strictlyanecdotal.com/2008/04/14/elitism-doesnt-have-anything-to-do-with-money.aspx
I've heard it before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axrgFGZYFzE
Let's have some fun now:
The McCain-Nixon-Bush Tango
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyvJVy_7LYU
In spite of the fact that we've had a disasterous 8 years with a faux folksy President who is a little too proud of his ignorance, Americans are still ready to doubt a candidate who seems too smart. That they're able to spin his story to make him seem like an out-of-touch child of privilege is just incredible.
Not to stir up the animosity again, but for anybody who questioned why it was wrong for Hillary to wage the kind of campaign that she did when she was all but beaten, this is what it has begotten. Her campaign was the one that started to paint him as an elitist to appeal to white working class voters in Pennsylvania, etc. Her claims showed the effectiveness and continue to lend credence to this line of attack.
I am voting for Obama because I believe he is our best possible hope for taking a new direction. Sadly, I think Obama will loose the election at the hand of the GOP lie factory and the Clinton's. The behavior of the GOP is reprehensible but the attitude of the Clinton's is beyond that. They will sacrifice Obama so Hillary can come back and run in 2012. She thinks she won the popular vote and the election was "stolen" from her by media bias. In short, the Clinton's will subject this country to four more years of ruinous GOP rule for their personal aspirations.
Our elections, in theory, are a "Democratic" process we want to share with the world. In fact, our elections have become a sham run by Corporate Media who support candidates and a parade of candidates who feel entitled (for one reason or another) to the presidency. This is more like the Academy Awards than a Presidential Election. We should all be ashamed
The scales have fallen from my eyes,( they were very thin to begin with), and as far as I personally am concerned, Obama and his inexperience (i'e. not enough time to become as corrupt as the rest of the bunch) is our best hope for a new beginning.
It is so pitiful that anyone that does not have a trust fund, or mommy and daddy aren't cushioning their life style could possibly vote for a man who was, as was GW. born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Had Hillary won the nomination, then I would have backed her 100%, but she did not. It amazes me how much the "Sheep Mentality" is alive and well as far as the Republican party is concerned.
People, please wake up! As Noblereno said, this is not the Academy Awards. Who we choose is simple, four more years of what we have had, or lets try something new.
BOB CESCA....My HERO!
Bush gave the Georgians hope of, but could not deliver on 'the American Dream'. He trusted a KGB thug; ignored what was happening in Russia with the brutal killings of Anna Politkovskaya, et al, who were trying to warn the World. Instead he looked to his 'Higher Power' and dropped the World into a crises on all fronts, East and West. I hope he enjoy's his golfing in Crawford, as America Burns - with McCain in control.
THI MESSAGE IS IN SUPPORT OF BARACK OBAMA - a big ask, but he can do it.
Phew. I can't wait for this BS to be OVER!
Yep, the hi-jacking of America's middle class values by the elitist right wing is a truth to behold. 'Only in America,' is a phrase that has grown with disastrous effects to include religious demagogues and rich elitists (their connection is wealth and influence) passing themselves off as balanced, reliable and truly interested in serving the public's best interests ... like the war for oil interests in Iraq or destroying the Constitution in the name of going after terrorists ... a plague on both houses!
With out question it is his lack of support for our state in Washington.
McCain’s call to fame is that he is the only representative in Washington never to request any earmarks for his home state. What does that prove? To me it shows that in McCain’s mind Arizona is so wealthy that we do not need any assistance from Washington. It seems he is happy to see all the tax dollars that we send to DC go to other states. Wake up John McCain! Arizona has Indian Reservations with unemployment over 60%. We have beautiful rural areas that would greatly benefit from an increase in tourism. McCain’s lack of concern for Arizona shows that when John and Cindy fly over our state in their private plane that they do not pay attention to the people that live outside of Scottsdale.
Lets see if in November the citizens of Arizona will send him a message and not vote for him.
Along those same lines I wonder why having a black father makes one black. Is the white gene so totally recessive that it ceases to exist? If one has a black grandfather is one black? Great-grandfather? If he has a white mother, why isn't he white?
It is not seemingly, it is interminable.
Other nations spend maybe 6 weeks on a national campaign. In the US the campaign is now about 14 months and you have to get in about 6 months before that.
The US is pretty much the only nation in the world that spends 70% of the time in election or initial honeymoon mode. That plus the corrupting power of the congressional pork system and how would you ever expect to get anything done?