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Posted: November 17, 2010 06:13 PM

Cable news reached an all new level of self-satire and hackery this week as various daytime "serious" anchors mindlessly repeated the phrase "touch my junk" over and over. Years of journalism training, internships and advanced education and they're repeating "touch my junk" in the context of a videotaped airport security fracas.

And, speaking of journalistic integrity, "touch my junk" was featured between repeat airings of the brain-shrinkingly stupid commercial for abstinence featuring "The Situation" and Bristol Palin, both of whom are famous for their, you know, virginity. But good job, anyway, cable news people. Nailed it. You must be very proud.

Meanwhile, the TSA airport security segments on cable news have been prompted by two sources.

First, a blog entry by a would-be airline traveler who rightfully refused to submit to both a naked backscatter scan and, subsequently, a manual pat-down at San Diego International. The blogger videotaped much of the process and, as is heard on the video, exclaimed, "If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested." The full description of this confrontation can be found at the blogger's website.

Second, and not surprisingly, the broader TSA body scanner story has been egged on by a week's worth of screamer headlines and "Big Sis" snark from Matt Drudge because, as Mark Halperin famously put it: "Drudge rules our world." ("Big Sis" is Drudge's too-clever nickname for DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano.)

Before I get into why this is so twisted, I should mention here that, in theory, I actually agree with Drudge about the body scanners and some of the (often purely cosmetic) increased security measures at airports.

The full body scanners, also known as millimeter wave scanners, are an obvious and very creepy violation of privacy and, despite what Homeland Security and the TSA are suggesting, the freakish naked images can, in fact, be saved and leaked. Not surprisingly, there is also untold health issues involved with being bombarded from head to toe with radiation. And, oh yeah, the scanners really wouldn't have stopped terrorists like the Underwear Bomber because the scanners aren't very good at picking up "low-density materials like plastics, chemicals, and liquids -- precisely what the underwear bomber had stuffed in his briefs," according to Mother Jones magazine.

Ultimately, and for all of these reasons, vocal opposition to the naked body scanners transcends ideologies and political affiliations -- lately at least (more on that presently). But the opposition isn't making much of a dent in terms of rolling back this unconstitutional security measure: a new CBS poll released today shows that 81 percent of Americans favor the use of the scanners. Sad.

It's not a stretch to suggest that the post-9/11 fear-mongering and massively exaggerated anti-terrorism hysteria created this supermajority of acquiescence to flagrant government overreach and violations of privacy and personal dignity.

And who's to blame for the fear-mongering? People like Matt Drudge, of course, who aided in the effort to scare the crapola out of us about the so-called "terrorist threat."

Drudge, along with Rush Limbaugh, Fox News Channel and the highest ranking Republican officials in Congress, demanded that all of Washington buy into the notion that you can't have a Constitution if you're dead. How do we know this? Well, because they actually said it. Over and over. A few examples for the record:

"You have no civil liberties if you are dead." -- Senator Pat Roberts, R-KS
"None of your civil liberties matter much after you're dead." -- Senator "Big John" Cornyn, R-TX
"Our civil liberties are worthless if we are dead! If you are dead and pushing up daisies, if you're sucking dirt inside a casket, do you know what your civil liberties are worth? Zilch, zero, nada." -- Rush Limbaugh

I should note here that all of this was said at a time when Republicans controlled the White House and Congress, so big government and dangerously over-the-top violations of constitutional rights and civil liberties were a-okay with the far-right. Now, in 2010, these very same Republicans are insisting that "Big Sis" and the "little black man-child" are forcing us to "grab the ankles" and submit to Muslim fascist Nazi policies. Never mind that all of these policies were invented by Republicans and ballyhooed by Drudge in an atmosphere of manufactured fear during conservative control of, well, everything. In fact, Janet Napolitano's predecessor, Bush administration Homeland Security Secretary Michael "Shirt Off" Chertoff runs a security consulting firm whose clients include the manufacturers of the naked body scanner machines.

Throughout the duration of the Bush years, any opposition voices to these policies were shouted down as being "terrorist sympathizers" who are undermining American security and endangering the troops, while evildoers were lurking under our beds like jittery suicide-toe-monsters ready to spring forth and crash airplanes into our feet. In those years, "patriotism" was defined by the speed and vigor by which we gave up our civil liberties in lieu of a lot of extra security (to paraphrase the famous and overused quotation). You might recall how, for example, Attorney General Michael Mukasey, in a fitting display of both childish pants-peeing and authoritarian manipulation, totally fell apart during a speech -- publicly sobbing over the opposition to President Bush's demand for illegal wiretaps, explaining how another September 11 was inevitable unless the government was allowed to eavesdrop on American citizens.

Most Americans are still trapped in this nationwide panic room despite the reality of the so-called "terrorist threat." Again, 81 percent support for the body scanners, even though, contrary to the Bush Republican bed-wetting, there is no terrorist threat. It simply doesn't exist as a serious danger to you or your family.

Let's compare and contrast. Your odds of dying from cancer are about one in seven. Your odds of dying in an airborne terrorist attack, according to the very liberal Wall Street Journal, are one in 25 million (your odds of being hit by lightning are one in 500,000). Yet throughout the Bush years, the federal government spent twice as much on anti-terrorism measures as it spent on disease prevention. Hell, you're more likely to kill someone else, be convicted in a court of law, sentenced to death and legally executed than you are of dying in a terrorist attack (odds of death by legal execution: one in 58,618).

Who ginned up these completely lopsided through-the-looking-glass priorities?

Certainly not liberals. The post-9/11 maxim "either you're with us, or you are with the terrorists" wasn't the concoction of Michael Moore or Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton or Janet Napolitano. It was entirely the purview of the Drudge-ruled wingnut universe of fear and cowardice. And make no mistake: "cowardice" is precisely what it was -- cry-baby cowardice masked by flag-waving machismo in support of a military-industrial-security complex that earned billions in profits on investments ranging from the invasion and occupation of Iraq to the production and deployment of the naked body scanners. Rather than standing firm and upholding American values, the far-right embraced cowardice in the face of a virtually nonexistent threat.

In a free society, there aren't any guarantees of absolute safety. If you insist on 100 percent foolproof protection from acts of terrorism, you should probably go ahead and lock yourself in an underground bunker and leave the rest of us alone. And when you're detained and forced to either submit to a naked body scan or, heaven forbid, have your "junk grabbed," thank a Republican. Thank George W. Bush and his cheerleaders Matt Drudge and Rush Limbaugh.

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John Kramarz
10:35 AM on 11/24/2010
Abolish Homeland Security.
Bring troops home, and let them fly on every flight, well armed.
Much cheaper and effective than what we got today. (And they get to see their family every day!)
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John Kramarz
09:52 AM on 11/24/2010
I wish Obama would put out an executive order shutting down the Dept of Homeland Security.
04:16 PM on 11/22/2010
something happens, and instead of taking it on, your response is to blame the other guy? is there any wonder that nothing is getting fixed? I'm a conservative and am disgusted with the trampling of peoples rights. I hated the results of the last few elections, but I at least thought the dems would carry out what they stand for.
Bail outs for bankers? ha, gamblers must be allowed to lose
The provisions of the patriot act ended up having little to do with how it was sold.
Gitmo might have been a necessary temporary band-aid whose usefullness long ago expired
TSA? so much for protection from warrantless searches
and wheres that ACLU when you need them? ask an illegal for his papers and its "you're a racist", TSA stick their hand down your pants and its silence.
The dems have controlled the congress for 4 years, the whole thing for the last 2
and now in a lame duck session, a wave of the wand and all of these could just go away
Instead of banging the right over the head with net neutrality, tax cut or not, and farm regulations, why not do some things alot righties would get on board with?
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John Kramarz
09:53 AM on 11/24/2010
Here's the ACLU:
http://www.aclu.org/technology-and-liberty/audacity-grope-tsas-new-pat-down

So, are you sending them a donation now?
10:27 AM on 11/24/2010
INteresting robobob has no reply to that. I actually agree that Janet Neopolitan is a joke. She is continuining the same kind of pandering to fear that the Bush administration indulged in instead of rationally calming people down with logic based measures. Having said that, I find it hilarious how these libertarian types find their voice only when Obama is president and did not say a word about this when Bush was in charge. Remember how Bush would always raise the color alerts whenever there was an election?

I blame the idiot people too. SHeep. A bunch of them.

DO NOT TSA ME, BRO.
01:33 PM on 11/22/2010
Thank a Republican?

Jeez! This all took place under a Demoncrat House, with a Demoncrat Senate and a Demoncrat President! If the funds had not been approved by the Demoncrats, the machines could not have been purchased. If the Demoncrats had simply stopped the program, we wouldn't be reading about it today.

But they went ahead with it. They appropriated money for it. They're still appropriating money for it.

All it would take is a wave of Obama's pen (no money for you!) or refusal to ratify spending for the program in the senate for the Demoncrats to kill this program. Hell, they could kill the whole TSA!

But they're on board. Demoncrats want a police state as much, maybe more, than the Republicraps.
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mitsie
12:05 PM on 11/22/2010
Since when did any male consider this junk? Wow I can remember going back to my nursing school days, when I was assisgned to Kings County General Hosp in Brooklyn, and we use to date the sailors. Then go back to high school, when we were naive and didn't really think about that, well we did but were to scared to do anything. It's just in all my 65 years, and being a nurse, I don't ever remember any man saying to me, don't touch my junk. ROFLMAO
07:38 AM on 11/22/2010
First of all what is happening is happening NOW. The Democrats have had congress for 4 years and the White House for 2. So Please Marxists just start taking responsibility for what is happening under your control. You are starting to sound like the 5 year old who gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar and blames his brother for making him do it. Grow Friggin up. Obama could stop this in an instant with a Presidential order. He loves using those doesn't he.
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mitsie
12:10 PM on 11/22/2010
And you know damn well, that if another underwear bombing were to occur, you would be the first to be screaming your head off. Here's one Progressive, not as worried about violating someone's fourth amendment rights, but who dosen't want to learn that over 300 including children and babies, won't be home to celebrate the holidays.

So if any of you, including the Progressives have a better idea of preventing bombs from getting on airlines, and preventing more injuries and deaths, please submit your ideas or stop your bitching. No it's not pleasant, and I don't agree with the TSA putting old people, perhaps over 65 who have medical problems that prevent their standing, taking off their shoes etc. pregnant women or children under 16. What so wrong with that? And there's the ones who say only pull out the young men who look middle eastern, well then people would be screaming racial profiling.

So where are the ideas, some sensible ones?
01:38 PM on 11/22/2010
Idea #1: Use the same system the Israelis use. It doesn't involve lotsa of whiz-bang strip machines, but it works. And it's faster and more efficient than our current system.

Idea #2: (For the next would-be bomber): Stick it up your butt. That's right, stuff that Semtex up your butt. The stripper machines won't see it, and the grope-down search won't find it. (Well, let's HOPE they grope-downs don't include sticking a finger up your rectum. Can never tell with the TSA.)

Bottom line, this is all "Security Theatre". Suppose a bomber DOES get on board a plane and take it down. Would all you TSA fans then admit that TSA "security" is nothing but a big show and DISBAND THE TSA? No? How many failures does it take?
01:24 PM on 11/22/2010
I agree with you Harley. It is happening NOW, with big sis, not a repub. Besides, if they would quit targeting us as the enemy, and actually target the enemy at the airport, it would take like 5 minutes. But nooo, these multi-culti's are too timid to do that!
01:42 AM on 11/22/2010
I think this is what they call a "teachable moment".

Opt out day is 11/24/10

http://www.dailypaul.com/node/149693
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Mark Germain
12:08 AM on 11/22/2010
The audacious hypocrisy of the Right knows no limits . . . . especially in it's ridiculousness and absurdity, amongst many others.

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
01:29 AM on 11/22/2010
It isn't right vs. left. It is people against tyranny.

http://www.dailypaul.com/node/149693
11:26 AM on 11/22/2010
Tyranny perpetrated by the progressives be they democrat or republican.
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Mark Germain
02:57 PM on 11/22/2010
True . . . this it is a constitutional, liberty, freedom issue that transcends left and right . . . I was commenting because the way the Right conveniently switches their position to suit their political agenda.

The quote reflects the overall big picture, which is separate from left/right issue, and I could of made more of a distinction in my two separate points.
11:54 PM on 11/21/2010
I wonder how many years the Democrats have to control the government before they start taking responsibility? Isn't four years long enough?
08:22 PM on 11/21/2010
I think a nationwide campaign is in order. If TSA decides to single you out, you stand in the middle of the main area, and start stripping. As this occurs, everyone else in the room starts stripping as well.
01:40 PM on 11/22/2010
Sounds like fun!

Except there was already a case where a French woman returning home (to France) from a wedding in the US was being "examined in depth" by a TSA thug. She didn't understand the instructions, and eventually became so flustered and upset, she just took off her blouse and bra.

That got her arrested for "indecent exposure".

But I like the idea.

And further, shouldn't all TSA employees be required to go naked at work?
08:09 PM on 11/21/2010
What happens if your junk is touched at an airport BY a Republican. (Anybody know Larry Craig's whereabouts?)
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Skunkman
old & decrepit
08:08 PM on 11/21/2010
If anybody had tried to frisk Americans 25 years ago when they were boarding airplanes, or put them in newfangled machines that showed them naked - well, just imagine. "It's an outrage," they'd have bellowed, and rightly so.



But the reaction this month to the Transportation Security Administration's new airport screening measures? That's hard to fathom. Oh, sure, the tactics are alarming, but ... Americans pretty much asked for them.



Maybe it's time to finally have a national debate on how much privacy we're willing to sacrifice for safety. So this is a call for voices of reason, and a sober conversation about how far we should go.
10:40 PM on 11/21/2010
there is no need to triple space between paragraphs. so stop it.
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Skunkman
old & decrepit
07:42 AM on 11/22/2010
Well well: Keep this up & maybe you will get 13 fans. I have written a lot of posts
in HP sunshine & once in a while I have a problem with my keyboard. That's why
when I hit "Post Comment" my post popped up seperated. Just a mistake. The
content did not interest you just the space. Grow up. I don't like your posts anyway.
You didn't capitalize the T in the beginning of your sentence or the S in your second
sentence. So knock it off.
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juna
Golden Rule is all we need.
09:37 PM on 11/23/2010
An absolute outrage. Never triple space again.
07:39 PM on 11/21/2010
How long will Obombers rape of the Constitution and refusal to honor his oath of office and turning over the white house to Goldman Sachs be the repugs fault?
07:32 PM on 11/21/2010
Crayola ought to come up with a shade of yellow and call it Republican.
08:06 PM on 11/21/2010
Where are the Democrats in this debate?

http://www.dailypaul.com/node/149693
05:37 PM on 11/21/2010
Reading this article makes me ashamed I ever called myself a liberal. Never again.

Moral relativism, a childish mentality, and the desire for government to be your mommy and daddy...

You don't call out for Obama and Napolitano to abolish the TSA, or get behind Ron Paul, who wants to change things. You just complain that it must be a Republicans fault. Pathetic.