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Squirrel Appreciation Day: Don't Miss Celebrating!

Posted: 01/17/2013 6:53 pm

Just when you thought we had some down time between New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day, here's something worth putting on your Google calendar: on Monday, January 21, it's Squirrel Appreciation Day. I'm thankful for many things and my list runneth over, but I've never thought squirrels could be counted among them. Until now. Squirrel Appreciation Day, founded by Christy Hargrove, a wildlife rehabilitator, gives a moment to reflect on the wonders of the family Sciuridae. Be they a shade of gray, pale orange, deep reddish-brown or black, on January 21, we are all God's children.

For background, these creatures are at it 24/7. As pure opportunists, they'll break into your attic any time. They'll jump out in front of your tires just to jolt you. They'll leave cracked acorns on your lawn when they think it looks too neat. Have overflowing birdfeeder problems? Need an attic pilfered? Count on these ubiquitous rodents to show you a thing or two. Watch them skitter, hop, run, jump and fly as they test not only their might and moxie, but also your patience.

Here are a few facts to help you embrace these critters that range in size from the five-inch African pygmy squirrel to the three-foot Indian giant squirrel:

1. They have four front teeth that grow continuously, at a rate of about six inches per year. (Charming.)

2. Their strength can rule the world. In 1987 and 1994, trading on the NASDAQ market was briefly shut down due to squirrels chewing through power lines. And just last September, more than 3,000 Northern Virginians lost power because one "curious" squirrel got into substation equipment and caused a transformer to blow.

3. A group of squirrels is called a "scurry" or "dray." (This can be an excellent conversation breaker. As in, "Hello. And Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day. Do you know what they call a group of squirrels?")

4. Most ground squirrels kiss when they see each other. Mouth-to-nose and mouth-to-mouth. (Eww.)

5. The brainy Rocket J. Squirrel (aka Rocky the Flying Squirrel), created in 1959 by cartoonist Jay Ward, is one of the world's most famous of the Sciurus genus. He buds around with Bullwinkle the Moose.

6. Adjectives used to describe squirrels include "annoying," "cute," "scurrilous, "messy," "entertaining," "invasive," "jittery," "adorable." (Do you have a favorite adjective for your favorite squirrel? Please share it with us.)

7. They communicate by making shrill sounds. (Who doesn't?)

8. Squirrels have big tails for several reasons. Its primary function is for balance by enabling them to dart around quickly without falling. Should they step amiss, the tail is also used as a parachute when they fall and a cushion when they land. In addition, tail gestures are a form of communication. (We do not know if the term "tattle tail" was invented by a squirrel.) When the tail is flicked, it means, "Get away." And lastly, those fluffy tails serve as excellent blankets in the winter.

9. Though their brawn with hauling nuts might flirt with your affection, squirrels do not make good pets. In fact, in many states it's illegal to keep wild animals. (Please don't remind me of the pet chimpanzee-who-tore-off-someone's-face story. While a squirrel wouldn't quite do that, they are not a species you can fully trust. Plus, they can't be trained to use a litter box. )

10. It is a little known fact that mother squirrels are occasionally cannibals. But only if the mother is really stressed out... like she is stuck in the attic with some of her pups and there's no food or water.

There's not a lot to forage for in January. Help celebrate Squirrel Appreciation Day by putting out some extra food. Toss them a handful of sunflower seeds. They also like dried corn. If you're feeling especially magnanimous, offer a few tulip bulbs. (Just watch out for your fingers.)

 

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08:48 AM on 01/28/2013
I wish I would have known!! I loooooove rodents, especially squirrel and rat. Squee.
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Bonni Brodnick
12:12 PM on 01/29/2013
They embrace your love. (Just watch your fingers.)
04:11 PM on 01/23/2013
Now that I've finished reading, am I supposed to wait here for someone to administer the pop quiz?
10:35 PM on 01/23/2013
Okay ... but no cheating. Question #1: How many front teeth does a squirrel have and how much do they grow per year?
Question #2: What is a group of squirrels called?
(Thanks for writing, smpj :-)
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psandysdad
The older you get, the more excuses you have.
07:07 AM on 01/22/2013
I'm betting my 'backwoods' boss knows a good squirrel gravy recipe to go along with his award winning roast groundhog.

People think they're cute but they tear up cables up on the poles. My city in NE Ohio happens to be infested with the buggers. Mostly they're gray but more and more I'm seeing black ones.

When I was in Germany in the 80's (USAF) all their squirrels were red. They were quite nice to look at. Now I hear they are being supplanted by the grays. Nuts.
12:25 PM on 01/22/2013
In my area, squirrels are grey. Ish. Further south of us, they are black.
Thanks for writing, psandysdad. (And thank you for your service in the USAF.)
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Martin Rogers
03:27 AM on 01/22/2013
whats the worth of having an appreciation day when you rarely see them if its the ground squirrel its hibernating m and if its the tree squirrel then its up a tree keeping warm with its family in its nest
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Edward Taylor
03:15 AM on 01/22/2013
my wife calls them furry tailed hooligans. i think they're fun to watch
12:23 PM on 01/22/2013
"Furry tailed hooligans." That's a good one! Thanks for writing, Edward.
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Dan Bunn
If igorance is bliss, then I'm in trouble...
12:51 AM on 01/22/2013
.... and not ONE recipe!...
01:09 AM on 01/22/2013
Hmmm ... let's see. How about a bowl of Burgoo Stew, with a side of cornbread and a nice Chianti? (Thanks for writing, Dan *
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Dan Bunn
If igorance is bliss, then I'm in trouble...
06:57 PM on 01/22/2013
:)

Hey, I'm Cajun... we have recipes by the signs at the zoo!
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Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
12:29 AM on 01/22/2013
Squirrels will quickly overpopulate and overwhelm an environment and drive the birds away.

Birds eat bugs, squirrels don't
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hoosiergreen
Religious views? I've had them.
09:23 AM on 01/22/2013
Just as we are overpopulating the Earth, destroying the environment and driving species into extinction.
02:35 PM on 01/28/2013
Wrong. Squirrels have been known to eat bugs regularly, actually. Google it =)
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06:08 PM on 01/21/2013
I really like to watch the native brown squirrels in the North West. It is the eastern gray out here that I have a problem with, and I don't know what to do with them all. They are breeding like rabbits. And they drive my jack russell crazy. It keeps him busy anyway.
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dollymajig
stuck in the wrong demographic
10:26 PM on 01/21/2013
Can't really fault a bunch of animals that keep your dog busy. Mine are happiest when they have something to chase. Since they're really bad at 'catching', I pretty much see it as a win-win.
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angusmciver
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11:11 PM on 01/21/2013
My big problem is that its an east coast animal that is doing well out here. I don't know what pressure they may put on the native brown squirrel, which is more rare.

They fall into the same category as the English sparrow and the starling. The sparrows put unreal pressure on 'my' swallows. I 'get rid' of them.

If the jack wasn't so vocal he'd get rid of some of the invasive gray squirrel.
10:29 PM on 01/21/2013
Squirrels used to make my Corgi crazy, too. Thanks for writing, angusmciver.
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BuckyJamesDio
This monkey's going to Heaven
05:28 PM on 01/21/2013
Every day is Squirrel Appreciation Day for me. I feed the guys raw almonds in the morning and when I get home. They know my schedule and stare at me wistfully if I'm late in feeding them. They are spoiled little furballs.
10:30 PM on 01/21/2013
"Every day is Squirrel Appreciate Day ..." I like your attitude! Thanks for writing, BuckyJamesDio.
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wtf is this
It depends.
11:25 PM on 01/21/2013
I don't have to feed mine.. they steal from the bird feeders. If only they'd share some with the birds...
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hoosiergreen
Religious views? I've had them.
02:48 PM on 01/21/2013
I just gave mine bulk peanuts. They also like that cat food I leave out for the neighborhood stray.
10:32 PM on 01/21/2013
Your generosity surely goes appreciated by squirrels and felines. Thanks for your note, hoosiergreen.
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June25
12:34 AM on 01/22/2013
That or the cats prefers squirrels and just wait around for their prey to come in for their food before they strike.
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karen lyons kalmenson
i poem/paint, sometimes, i ain't
02:00 PM on 01/21/2013
a bright eyed and bushy tailed smile!
12:19 PM on 01/21/2013
I like their little hands, very nimble.
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12:17 PM on 01/21/2013
Everyone should appreciate squirrels as they are a tasty treat that is loved by everyone. Because they eat mostly on nuts, their meat has a sweet tasing flavor that is not matched by any farm raised animal. And their brains fried in a little saly and bacon grease are great tasting as well. Plus they are natural, organic and sustainable.
03:34 PM on 01/31/2013
I wondered where you live, Dana. Do you hunt the squirrels by shooting them? Just curious.
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07:37 AM on 02/01/2013
Sure - They just don't jump into the fryer on their own.
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ashabot
Environmentalists are the true Conservatives.
12:14 PM on 01/21/2013
There's no squirrels around my house :( . If you're up for it, please distribute some extra peanuts for me.
11:53 AM on 01/21/2013
We live in Atlanta and have many squirrels visiting our bird feeders year round. They are fun to watch. Three years ago two pure white squirrels showed up. They have black eyes and not red ones like albinos would. We thought at the time we wouldn't see them for long because they stand out to all the predators. Thankfully three years later they are still here, coming down for their breakfast and dinner each day. They are beautiful.