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How Kate Middleton and Prince William Are Making Sure Their Love Won't Be Destroyed by the Spotlight!

Posted: 05/03/2011 4:28 pm

You have clearly looked at the tragic mistakes made by William's parents, Diana and Charles, and you are making every effort to avoid them. Here's what you're doing right:

Love Decision #1: MOVING FAR AWAY FROM MEDDLING IN-LAWS LIKE THE QUEEN -- TO NORTH WALES!

William and Kate, your decision to settle down in William's farmhouse on the island of Anglesley, five hours north on London and near the tiny town of Holyhead (population 11,237) is brilliant.

You'll be living close to William's RAF base, where he's a Flight Lieutenant in the Royal Air Force's Search and Rescue squad.

So not only are you living together like most newlyweds and not trying to have a commuter marriage where Will is in North Wales and Kate is in London, but you're in an area too remote for most paparazzi. That way, you'll be able to get down to the business of adjusting to life as husband and wife.

Love Decision #2: THEY'LL LIVE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WITHOUT SERVANTS!

This is a big deal for Royals. you've decided you don't want to live with pomp and circumstance like Prince Charles who has 125 servants! You think that having servants will ruin the intimacy of your relationship and you're right.

Having nosy people around, even if they work for you, is definitely an intimacy-killer. Who wants witnesses when you want to get a little frisky or have normal little fights? Who wants your most personal life turning up in the British tabloids?

In exchange for intimacy, you're prepared to do your own shopping, cooking, and cleaning. And that's not only a small price to pay for privacy, but also it will keep you in touch with regular folks like the rest of us, i.e. your future British subjects.

Click here to get experts' take on the future of the royal relationship.

 

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