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Hysteria, Vibrators, and Why Women Should Just Get in Touch With Themselves

Posted: 06/05/2012 11:12 am

Vibrators, it seems, are everywhere. It started out with coy references on Sex in the City. Now there is an entire movie, Hysteria, devoted to their invention and yesterday my Tweet Deck exploded with links to articles about grocery stores carrying pleasure devices and a $1,600 vibrator set available on a sex toys website.

While I'm all for anyone expressing their sexuality and enjoying themselves, when perusing the pages of vibrators available, most, if not all, marketed towards women, I am left to wonder: Why all the hoopla? Why all the need for tools and batteries and life-like stimulation? Why can't women just touch themselves?

Hysteria, a medical diagnosis, was attributed to women as a disturbance of the uterus, an extreme emotional outpouring that required medical treatment. In the 19th century, this treatment came in the form of vibrators. Our foremothers needed medical permission to masturbate.

As the Twitterverse revealed yesterday, there is still quite the marketplace for vibrators -- even CVS thinks so. Yet hysteria is no longer a viable medical diagnosis, at least not one treated by a doctor making house calls with a vibrator. A 2011 article in The New Republic called female masturbation "the last sexual taboo" in a review of La Petite Mort, a photo book about women's masturbation practices. Even with the rise in sex toys, this taboo remains.

Good girls don't do that. There are no jokes about Rosie Fingers the way there are about Rosie Palm, a man's best girlfriend. With the rise in vibrators, women don't need to touch themselves to experience pleasure; they can use an intermediary device to put them one step back from the process, to remove themselves from the action.

I can't help but feeling women still need permission to pleasure themselves. We need the approval of a credit card swipe and a delicately labeled box with instructions to get in touch with one of our deepest, most natural urges. While I know this may not be true for every woman that rocks a vibrator, part of me worries that this is just another case where women's sexuality is subjugated to the marketplace instead of celebrated and explored.

I look forward to the day when women are teased about pleasuring themselves the same way men are. We don't need special pink magic wands to access this pleasure; all we need is the knowledge that it is okay, more than okay, a birthright, to experience and enjoy one of the gifts of being human.

 
 
 

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11:14 AM on 07/25/2012
you sound like someone who never used a vibrator. try it and then maybe you'll actually be able to understand why we are flocking there. and who said vibrators were just about solo pleasure -- it's a great addition / enhancement to a couple's sex life. don't dismiss what you don't really seem to know anything about.
05:13 PM on 07/12/2012
So...women are buying more products to pleasure themselves than ever and your argument is that they still need permission to pleasure themselves? I don't get it. But I think a bigger issue is there still doesn't exist a culture where bringing a vibrator into the bedroom is okay. That doesn't mean people don't, but it wouldn't be expected in the event of, say, a one-night stand. And why the hell not? Sex should be fun, and that means orgasms, by whatever means.
06:02 PM on 06/21/2012
So...lately porn use and masturbation amongst men, are bothering lots of women. And then there is this...loads of women saying "hell yeah let's masturbate with a vibrator, yee haw". Can these men and these women PLEASE hook up, so there won't be anymore issues? It's ridiculous that vibrators are in drug stores. I doubt I ever see a Fleshlight, in a drug store...My brain is going to implode, I really don't understand people.
06:55 PM on 06/17/2012
Perhaps you ladies should do a little research into vibrators before going all gung ho. The high speed rhythmic vibrations will cause the nerve endings to become desensitized. The most common side effect is you will only be able to orgasm by using a vibrator. In rarer cases you will become totally desensitized and lose the ability to orgasm. Which is probably why a mans equipment doesn't rhythmically vibrate at high speeds. Nature doesn't make mistakes.
12:38 PM on 06/18/2012
Wrong.
Its ok--don't be jealous--vibrator is not competing with the human mind and body.
05:03 PM on 06/24/2012
What they said is actually somewhat true. Women can get so used to the high speed vibrations from vibrators that it makes it very difficult to orgasm through sex alone. Although, if thats the case a little vacation from the vibrator will make that affect go away,
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CraigVale
12:26 PM on 06/30/2012
Are you a Puritan or what ? Do you have hair on the palms of your hands, gone blind lately? If as you claim " Nature doesn't make mistakes" then would it not logically follow that those digits we all possess could be employed elsewhere than up our collective noses and down the seats of our pants?
02:29 PM on 06/13/2012
Why would someone look forward to being "teased about pleasuring themselves the same way men are."??? That seems juvenile.

By the way, I pleasure myself with different toys, vibrators, or by touching myself, and I've never once asked anyone's permission to do so or used a toy to remove myself from the process. It really just depends on my mood and the fact that I lack the ability to make anything on my body vibrate :)

I have friends that have confessed to me that they have never had an orgasm because they don't know how and I've recommended a vibrator so that they can explore and learn about their body. Sadly, some women are not very in touch with themselves sexually, but a vibrator is a great way to learn! :)
12:37 AM on 06/13/2012
Vibrators vibrate. My hand doesn't. If my hand vibrated I wouldn't need a vibrator. This has absolutely nothing to do with shame or needing "permission."
03:26 PM on 06/11/2012
I never reached an orgasm until after my marriage. It was good sex, but I never knew the difference between an orgasm and just feeling good. Not until being single and the purchase of a vibrator, was I able to finally experience such a pleasure. I've been able to explore myself and have confidence that spreads beyond my bed. Whatever the medium, discovering one's own confidence is nothing to ever overlook.
02:06 PM on 06/11/2012
Brandi sounds a tad repressed to me.
IMO women are more sexually powerful than men. Why? Because women are capable of having multiple orgasms.
Because women are capable of having different kinds of orgasms
Because it's women who are in charge of whether or not sex is to be had ("I have a headache').
So enjoy these capabilities, enough with the guilt already!
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12:47 PM on 06/11/2012
Finally, a subject in HP in which I am fully qualified to opine.
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12:44 PM on 06/11/2012
"I can't help but feeling women still need permission to pleasure themselves."

Permission granted!
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Matthew Val Hall
12:39 PM on 06/11/2012
So...women have an enormous range of devices to pleasure them and are somehow still the victim? Someone call the wambulance.
09:28 AM on 06/11/2012
I have been married for more than 20 years, my wife mastrubates every time we have sex, I of course am helping her along all the way. She has a climax every time. She has often commented on how good I am to her, and she absolutely is on fire when she is ready for me.
06:28 AM on 06/11/2012
Brandi, whatever made you think that we males don't like "vibrators" (especially the ones designed to be used as serious massage wands) too, and not just for our own use? Sex play is fun, and vibrators can contribute to the fun. The "best" one I have found over the past forty years remains the "Hitachi Magic Wand" (by whatever current brand name). I own one and I recommend them to my patients who ask me about enhancing sexual pleasure. MGBMD
02:24 AM on 06/11/2012
This article reads like it was written by someone who's never actually used a vibrator. I mean, you do realize that fingers don't vibrate, right? Does anyone actually believe that the women who are dropping money on vibrators are too concerned about being "good girls" to touch themselves? Seriously?

If you're so concerned about women's empowerment, and think we shouldn't be enslaved to commercial interests, I'd suggest instead that we should all learn how to make our own vibrators. Simple electronics and silicone -- it's not exactly rocket science.
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jway86
11:34 PM on 06/10/2012
I just assumed that vibrators were more fun. I never imagined that women could feel that masturbating was "wrong". I confidently predict that 100% of people on this planet either have masturbated, are masturbating or will masturbate at some point during their lives. How is that "wrong"?