Fine Ass Office Honey Keeps On Rambling About Sexual Harassment Or Something

What exactly the sexy ass babe was referring to is still unclear. But at the end of the day, everyone just wants this sweetie to smile more. So, officials are advising the public to tell her to do so every few minutes.
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Close-up of a businesswoman suffering from a headache in an office
Close-up of a businesswoman suffering from a headache in an office

SPRINGFIELD, OR - Total fucking fox and arguable 9 Allison Turner has engaged in some sort of a rant about sexual harassment or something. It's unclear at this time what exactly set the apple of everyone's penis-eye off.

"She kept talking about how no one takes her serious, or how people are always making snide remarks at her, or something? I'm not really sure, it's hard to concentrate when those jugs are bouncing up and down in front of me," said Greg Jareds, the one guy in the office who she sees as civil.

This was the first outburst from Allison "Legs" Turner. HR manager Pete Schurwitz declared that it would be "a shame to let her go, but a pleasure to watch her leave."

"To be clear, I'm referring to staring at her ba-donka-donk while she walks out the door" he clarified shortly after.

What exactly the sexy ass babe was referring to is still unclear. But at the end of the day, everyone just wants this sweetie to smile more. So, officials are advising the public to tell her to do so every few minutes.

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