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P90X Has Kicked Our Behinds And It Should Kick Yours Too

Posted: 06/03/10 12:56 PM ET

Every night at 9 p.m., Tony Horton comes to my apartment to kick my behind. I'm talking, of course, about fitness instructor Tony Horton, the leader of the popular P90X extreme training system.

For the past 30 days (or "Phase One" in P90X lingo), my girlfriend Michele and I have committed ourselves to the program, and to Tony. It's been absolute hell on our bodies. But, we're both former athletes tired of the prefix, so the program has been tremendous for both of us, and to struggle through the workouts together, it's been comic relief for our relationship. You really get to know your partner well when you're writhing on the ground side by side, cursing at a workout video.

And we really have been writhing on the ground. The program is tough; there's six different videos every week for twelve weeks and each routine is a demanding hour-plus with dozens of painful exercises with ridiculous names. Such as, a souped-up version of jumping jacks called "wacky jacks"; an impossible abdominal exercise called "crunchy frog" where you must extend your knees in a seated position and lean back and forth with arms wide; and there's a core exercise called "superman bananas" which requires rolling back and forth with legs in the air. I pity our neighbors downstairs who must listen to us shouting "I hate bananas!" as we pour with sweat and bang our fists on the ground.

The best part about doing the program with Michele -- aside from both of us getting back into shape -- is that we have a daily activity to do together that doesn't involve a crappy show about New Jersey housewives. The second best part is decoding midday conversations where one of us subtly hints at taking the day off.

"Babe, I'm really sore today," she said last week.

"Yeah, me too," I responded.

"So... you know."

"We can't skip it tonight! Tony will be pissed!"

"But I hate crunchy frogs!"

I hate crunchy frogs too. They're brutal. But we've formed a bond with Tony that's too strong to be undone by our hatred for Dreya rolls, the Groucho walk or crunchy frogs.

There's also diet regimen which accompanies the exercise program, but we've decided to just eat sensibly instead. Gone is take-out Chinese food -- we now cook all our meals. By we, I mean she does most of the work, and I am a sous-chef, relegated to mostly simple tasks like chopping (decimating), seasoning meat (pouring different spices on meat and hoping it tastes good), and testing if whole wheat pasta is cooked through (I throw it at the wall to see if it sticks). I try.

These are late dinners, by the way. By the time the workday is over and we've finished our workouts, it's after 10 p.m. So we stagger around the kitchen, completely sore; her legs ache and my lower back has been tender for a week. The discomfort even led to a separate incident when I decided to combat the back soreness with a bag of frozen vegetables and a layer of Icy-Hot -- at the same time. Don't do that. Don't ever do that. Just trust me.

But despite all the pain, the soreness and the time commitment, it's been completely worth it. In 60 more days, or two more phases, I'm sure we'll both be athletes again and we'll have done it together.

And each night until then, we'll lay in bed moaning, "Damn you, Tony. Damn you."

 

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04:52 PM on 06/09/2010
HIlarious article Brett.
"I love it, but I hate it!" (P90X, not your article.)
08:44 PM on 06/06/2010
Great article Bret!! Thanks for sharing your experience with the program! P90X and Beachbody has truly changed my life!! When you and Michele are done, you should consider doing Insanity together next! Another extreme, and incredible workout program by Beachbody! Thanks again!
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08:35 AM on 06/06/2010
P90x is great if you have no clue how to work out. In other words, P90x is for lazy noobs who fall hook, line and sinker for catchy informercial phrases such as "muscle confusion" which the P90x commercials use liberally and which is complete hogwash. For the record, there is such a thing as muscle adaptation, but muscles adapt to VOLUME LOAD rather than the exercise itself.

P90x will undoubtedly work for some people, but so will any thought through programme that you stick with over a period of time.

P90x is for lazy suckers.
11:12 AM on 06/06/2010
ALA, I'm betting you've been working out for a very long time. You're probably a trainer, or could be one -- and you've done extensive research on your routines, eat right, and push the envelope to stay in excellent shape.

Welcome to the less than 1% club, my friend.

For the other 99% of the planet, P90X and working out with Tony Horton is a revelation.

P90X (and Power 90) are two workouts that will bring newcomers to the fitness world from out of shape to the "best shape of their lives" in weeks. I lost more than 50 pounds 4 years ago after finding Tony and these routines, and freely admit that I, like most Americans, put fitness too low on my priority list for far too long. Now it's a daily regime, and Tony and his routines have been with me for more than 4 years on.

In short, stop the hate ALA -- and be proud/glad to see others finding their first steps towards health and workout bliss with Tony Horton, Beachbody.com, and the Power 90 and P90X programs.

My workouts/blog can be found at http://mclainhome.blogspot.com, and you can check out P90X at http://bit.ly/timcoach -- and have a better day everyone.
11:17 AM on 06/06/2010
Here's my recipe for personal fitness and eating success: Eat five 300-400 calorie meals a day at roughly 7 a.m, 10 a.m., 12 p.m., 3 p.m., and 6 p.m. Drink only water, unsweet tea, black coffee, or skim milk. (Consider Shakeology for your 10 a.m. or 3 p.m. snack > http://bit.ly/timshake for more information.)

Eliminate sugar (read: no hard candies, gum, soda.) Eat out only 2-3 times per week, switch to whole grain breads/pasta over white, eat more chicken and fish, down a handful of nuts or an apple for your snacks, and load up on veggies always.

Make time to work your body 30-60 minutes, 5-6 days per week. (Power 90 and P90X are a great start, other workouts also will fit the bill.) Walk, bike, lift weights, etc. consistently.

Borrow my (and Tony Horton's!) mantra to stay motivated: "If I workout today, I will feel good, be healthier, be more fit, and the quality of my life will improve."

In my experience, staying fit is 80% what you eat, and 20% how consistently you work out. After 90 days, all of this will all become a habit.
11:52 AM on 06/06/2010
p90x is not for lazy suckers. I have been working out for over 14 years, and I use p90x. Not only is it a great program, but it cuts out the need to go to a gym every day. Disagreeing with the muscle confusion theory is one thing, but to say that P90x is for lazy suckers, well that just shows that you have not tried the program for yourself. Maybe you should give it a try before you put down the thousands of people that use it.
11:52 PM on 06/04/2010
Great article Brett...It's good to hear I'm not the only one who has been writhing on the floor and cursing at the workout video....and yoga...ugh! I'm in the last week of Phase Two, Round One and so far I've lost 20 lbs. Feeling great, energetic and can't wait for Day 90!
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04:13 PM on 06/04/2010
I have been "X-ing" since last September and it is the greatest thing I've ever done! I'm turning 50 in 2 weeks and am in the best shape of my life. After watching this video: http://www.ketv.com/health/23681960/detail.html my not-in-such-great-shape partner is FINALLY doing it with me. I mean, if a woman with aggressive MS can do it, my woman has no more excuses. And yes. We are developing our own special new off-color language....can't wait to see her try a Dreya roll when Core Syn comes around in week 4. LOL!
01:17 PM on 06/04/2010
Nice article, Brett. I've just started Phase 2 of Round 2 (that'd be day 122....), and I've convinced my wife to do it with me this time.

I just tried to drop a pizza & beer hint to her, rather than doing legs/back/abs tonight, and then I read this? Crap, now I have no excuse, because Tony AND Brett will be mad.
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02:31 PM on 06/04/2010
Don't do it, Joe. Although, I think there's room for moderation in any diet/workout program. There has to be or it's just not sustainable for the long haul. Do the workout and later on have some beer and pizza. Just don't slam a whole pie and a 12-pack by yourself. I'm no expert of course, just another guy who more than a few times has lost and gained weight, quickly.
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01:10 PM on 06/04/2010
I'm just finishing my 5th week. Lost 12lbs so far.

P90x is great, but I don't follow the diet exactly. They diet they have basically cuts all carbs AND fats, leaving only protein. In my mind, a program like this needs more food intake, so I'm just doing low carb and it's working great.

And crunchy frog ain't got nothin on Dreya rolls, but Pheiffer Scissors trump all!
01:24 PM on 06/04/2010
> basically cuts all carbs AND fats

Not *quite* true. I was very skeptical of it because I come from a cycling background, where carbs are just plain necessary.

I'm on my second round of P90X. During the first, I ate my normal fairly healthy diet and got decent results. This time, doing the meal plan, I went from 13% to 10.8% body fat in the first phase. I blew off Kenpo X to ride a bike on the weekends, and I didn't have my usual carb-based endurance, but that's easy to bring back.

The Phase 1 plan usually has a sizeable whole grain serving at night (e.g. wild rice), occaisionally some fruit in the morning, the "recovery drink" (130 calories of mostly sugar), and the "protein bar" (again, fair amount of carbs). I substitute non-Beachbody products for both the recovery drink and protein bar.

There's also a fair amount of nuts and other sources of healthy fats and oils.

Phases 2 and 3 are very balanced. I had whole-grain waffles with breakfast, a pita with lunch, and I think there's some rice in my dinner tonight, as well as a fair amount of olive oil and some salad dressing of my choice.
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Euterpe360
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02:25 PM on 06/04/2010
You're right, I over simplified and exaggerated, but the diet (phase one especially) I don't think is adequate to keep up with the workouts.
12:41 PM on 06/04/2010
Well written. Too few people keep the conversation light and it turns into a lecture. ANY program will work if you keep at it, and this is no exception.
If you could mention the diet guidance next time that would be great, because most people think it is all about sit ups...
10:56 AM on 06/04/2010
Workout videos always give me flashback to cheesy 80's type leotards and spandex. I think suiting up in tradtional workout video garb should be the best thing about P90x.

;-)
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11:33 AM on 06/04/2010
Should be mandatory. I think Richard Simmons would approve.
09:21 AM on 06/04/2010
I'm into my second week of P90x and it is great. I need to lose about 3 lbs per week, and I am on target to do so.

You should probably not eat so late in the day, but if you have no choice, you have no choice.
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09:53 AM on 06/04/2010
Good for you and thanks for the comment.

Eating so late is less than ideal, but you're right -- we have no choice. Late evening is the only time Michele and I can do the program together.

The program seems rigid but I've checked out the Beachbody message boards and the trainers seem to approve various modifications. For example, a lot of hardcore runners just can't give up their running so they'll substitute a long run for Plyometrics. So it can be flexible.
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04:21 PM on 06/04/2010
I'm finishing my 3rd round of P90X and I've most always substituted running for both Kenpo and Plyo. I also substitute my own favorite kick-booty yoga DVDs for Tonyoga. I think yoga is the weak spot in the program, but I agree that it is a totally integral part of the program. I usually do a very active practice on Yoga X day and a restorative practice on Stretch X day.
I was maintaining at 150-153 lbs before starting P90X last fall. I dropped 7 lbs really quickly that first month doing doubles and have been maintaining 143-145 ever since and that's right where I want to be. Also, I never followed the food program. I feel that the diet stages are more geared towards men who want to bulk up. I'm a woman who wanted long, lean, defined muscles. And now I've got them! Yay! Thanks, Tony!
08:46 PM on 06/03/2010
My youngest brother, age 40, has been doing P90 for 270 days; his transformation is remarkable. He says the program still leaves him sore after almost a year.
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NickyD
08:34 PM on 06/03/2010
This is awesome!
05:20 PM on 06/03/2010
P90X is the most efficient and intense workout program I have used. I work out regularly yet whenever I do P90X I am sore for 2 days afterwards
04:57 PM on 06/03/2010
I finished my first round of P90X last week. HATE those Groucho Walks; Crunchy Frog's not so bad for me. LOVE P90X and what it's done for my body and my being.
04:46 PM on 06/03/2010
My husband and I can totally relate. We are working the P90X program together. It was quite humorous to read your comments, because they are so similar to ours.
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10:24 PM on 06/03/2010
Thanks for the comment. Turns out there's a LOT of couples who can relate. Read the comments to this article on the P90X Facebook page. A lot of couples have really bonded over their collective suffering (and enjoyment, of course).