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Sh*t Happens, Parenting Style

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Helicopter Parenting: Sh*t happens. Where? I'm on my way!

Cloth Diapers: Sh*t happens, and then you scrape it.

Young Dad: Sh*t happens. #gross.

Tiger Mom: Sh*t happens. Now spell it!!!!

Mindful Parenting: I am aware that sh*t is happening.

Authoritarian Parenting: Sh*t happens. But not on my watch.

Nursing: Sh*t happens. And it's liquidy and yellow.

Playful Parenting: Sh*t happens. Tickle, tickle.

Cry It Out: Sh*t happens. Shh. They'll get over it.

Elimination Communication: Sh*t happens, sometimes on my lap.

Hypnobirthing: Sh*t happens. Keep calm and keep breathing.

Mommy Wars: Sh*t happens, and mine's organic.

Simplicity Parenting: Sh*t happens, and it makes nice play dough.

Jewish Parenting: Sh*t happens. Oy.

Adam Mansbach: Sh*t happened, so did pee, you've had two snacks and three drinks of water, now go the F**k to sleep!

Hanna Rosin: Shit happens, and it makes kids stronger.

Louis CK: Sh*t happened. Now pass the Cinnabons.

Bill Cosby: Doody happens. Let's keep it clean, people.