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The Whistler Hears a Huff..

12/20/2012 06:58 pm ET | Updated Feb 17, 2013

Once there was a little boy, aged... who cares, let's say 10;
Who grew with Seuss and Silverstein; their books his only friends...
Who grew up feeling different; no matter where he goes;
Cause he couldn't pass a whistle without giving it a blow...
Who couldn't find a purpose as he slipped through all their cracks,
But the Googles, Blogs, and Yahoos always seemed to have his back...
"What a Seussical place this is!" said the whistler, who's no longer bored;
Deeper and deeper into the web went the whistler who went to explore...
After a while, the whistler stopped, "Here's a Huff! Here's a Huffington Post!"
So he dropped his Netflixed-Hulu-Loop and turned on his livecasted hopes...
Who he saw on Live sometimes surprised him; what he heard, he often liked;
When he saw who was behind it, the whistler whistled with delight...
Twas a veritable Whoville, as in "Who the F are these folks?"
But at least it wasn't Faux News with its very narrow scope...
So the whistler sat back and watched what Huff Post Live may do next;
Whistling holiday tunes in Whoville...
Happy Holidays;
Much respect...

Versability, B.A.M.F, P.O.W.

About the Author: Brian Penny is a former business analyst at Bank of America turned whistleblower who spent the last 2 years helping regulators and attorneys uncover the largest bank and insurance fraud in history. He documents his experiences working with Anonymous and fighting the banks on his blog . He's currently in the Tampa Bay area preparing to live in a van and training to be a yogi under Ally Ford .