As Washington begins a new round of chatter about the President's nomination of Michael Mukasey for Attorney General, former A.G. Alberto Gonzales is now officially a private citizen. Although he has yet to give a public explanation for his resignation, like most prematurely departing officials, Gonzales has expressed an interest in spending quality time with his family. Easier said than done. (Click the play button below to hear why...if it doesn't work, click here.)
It's not completely his fault. He shouldn't have been nominated and the Senate shouldn't have approved him.
The audio is funny, though.
The wife and kids will probably have to wear name badges for the first six months. Every room will have to be labeled so he won't get confused and poop where he's supposed to eat.
Is chewing bubble gum and walking hard?