The Latest Cheney Mystery--Solved!

The Latest Cheney Mystery--Solved!
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Seems all morning the internet has been swamped with links to the White House Web site photo of Vice President Dick Cheney fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho. Speculation has run amok over what, precisely, is reflecting in the smiling Veep's sunglasses. Is a naked woman? Is it a naked man? Or is it simply Satan, out for an afternoon of recreation with his favorite earthbound compatriot?

As self-proclaimed experts on our nation's notorious first-...uh, we mean, second-in-command, we think we've solved the mystery. Just click on Dick's eyeballs above.

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