On my quest to find out what it really takes to become a power gay, I interviewed Derek from Logo's The A-List: New York aka the "Real Housewives with Balls."
He provided valuable advice including "antagonize always" and "get people drunk." After you're done watching, please join the Facebook page "Bryan Safi for the Alist," which will surely dwarf that little Betty White-for-"Saturday Night Live" operation. (Full disclosure: It has a ways to go.)
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