Arianna Huffington, I Need You To Tell The Truth (UPDATE: Arianna Responds)

Update:

After reviewing the allegations, our Editor-in-Chief sat down with ET to put the rumors of her "ET" origins to rest. Watch her response below.

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You're an extraterrestrial. I know it. You know it.

I'm not trying to expose you, but you have information I can't get from anyone else. I know you work with the Men in Black Suits. And I want to work with them, too. Please help me.

How did I find out? Last night, I received a call into my Men In Black Suits Are Real hotline from someone who asked that I conceal his identity "for the sake of the shareholders." The caller had specific information about The Huffington Post that nobody else could possibly know. And his message was clear.

It all makes sense now. With all you're involved with across the world, I've certainly had my suspicions.

Los Angeles, New York, Toronto, London, Paris. It's obvious you can be in two places at once, and this finally explains why.

The announcement that you are creating a GPS map of the human soul was the last piece of the puzzle.

I need your help, Arianna! Please respond to my posting and tell the world the truth. You're not like the rest of us, and it shows.

People respect you. The world will believe you. You could change everything.

I need you to tell the truth. All of it.

I want to know everything. What planet are you from? What's your real name? Do you have fingerprints? Can you run super fast? How many languages do you speak? Do you hang out with aliens from your home planet? Are there more aliens on TV that we should know about? Why Earth?

And more important than anything, I need to know everything about the Men in Black Suits.

Follow Bugeyes on his investigation at www.facebook.com/themeninblacksuitsarereal, and scour our previous files for an extra dose of extraterrestrial:

Cute Or Creepy? 9 Animals Which Could Be Aliens
Alien Invasion 2012: Four Humans Who Could Be Aliens
The Truth About Extraterrestrials on Earth (VIDEO)

 

Comments

[musicmasterno1]

10:26 PM on 05/24/2012

I would have bought the ET (Entertainment Tonight) version, especially since this internet publication makes the Weekly World News look like an encyclopedia. ;-)

[ckheadhunter]

09:20 PM on 05/24/2012

funny article.Ms.AH you're an class act.keep up the great work.

[lepantos]

08:17 PM on 05/24/2012

Born in Athens, Greece, she says! I knew it! That explains it! I knew she was from "Another World"! Has anyone been to Greece? After two Summer weeks there, the timeless Blue Med biorhythms ooze into your veins and you enter a state of total relaxation! Slowly, your worries and inhibitions wash away into the ageless, whispering, Med: "Give me the sea, and take all else; give me the salty truth to quench by thirst, which makes me thirstier, yet..." Apparently, it was only fitting that she should create and run a journalistic endeavor when she entered OUR world!

[lfbirk]

08:05 PM on 05/24/2012

Yes Arianna the truth is out there and I want to believe.

[bxj55]

07:13 PM on 05/24/2012

That birth certificate is definitely fake. The real ones are not so long.

[mannyalbite]

07:11 PM on 05/24/2012

Adriana I dont care were u come from and I know u come from this planet,now saying this angels are extraterrestial, thats the only thing i diagree with u,now back to u ,u r the best and I love to see you in television when u r a guest and love the way u write so take care my friend and keep up the good work.

[originalsasqwok1]

06:58 PM on 05/24/2012

WHY DOES GREECE PRINT BIRTH CERTS IN ENGLISH?

[northfortmyers]

06:02 PM on 05/24/2012

she so fine she blow my mind!

[surfette72]

04:52 PM on 05/24/2012

Beam us up, Arianna.

[futty weet]

04:25 PM on 05/24/2012

Love how confident and smart this woman is!!

[Dongflopper]

10:37 AM on 05/24/2012

I still have a supply of those glasses Rowdy Roddy Piper used to detect aliens. Only 9.95 a pair. Not a whole lot to protect you and your family. Sometimes you'll think their not working because you see no aliens. You may be living in a pocket they haven't infiltrated yet. It's usually a mothership resource kind of thing.

[stepoutofthenorm]

10:30 AM on 05/24/2012

Too funny! I like her. She is a strong, outspoken, and classy lady. She obviously has a sense of humor too.

[paulfiquet]

07:53 AM on 05/24/2012

Arianna....a very beautiful lady in body and soul.

[demandhonesty]

07:53 AM on 05/24/2012

I saw that woman with the "cell phone" walking by the opening of a Charlie Chaplain film, was that you Arianna?

[DThomas70]

10:21 PM on 05/11/2012

Hello. I am a visitor from another galaxy,I have been here for a long time and their are others.

[dogtac69]

06:01 PM on 06/14/2012

DThomas70

All of the horrible things that were predicted to happen when Don't Ask was repealed did not happen. Everything is going smoothly.