Stuff I Make Fun Of That I Actually Fucking Love

Falling in real love and spending all your time with your love and taking lots of pictures of your love and making weird little noises with your love because o my aren't they beautiful and we are all going to die
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photo of me, learning to embrace the hate

  • horoscopes
  • choker necklaces
  • crystals
  • apps for making people bring me food
  • apps for making people drive me to places
  • apps for making people come to my house and build my ikea bed
  • apps for making people pick up tap shoes from my Broadway friend and bring them to me so I can use them in a sketch comedy show for 12 seconds
  • apps for finding people to fuck
  • mists that change the energy of a room
  • winged eyeliner
  • improv comedy
  • $10 juice
  • $13 salads
  • macro bowls
  • chia seeds
  • pure barre class
  • being hot
  • being horny
  • being online
  • getting nice n drunk
  • indie girl singing voice that sounds like you are whispering into a cup of yogurt
  • greek yogurt
  • greta gerwig
  • falling in real love and spending all your time with your love and taking lots of pictures of your love and making weird little noises with your love because o my aren't they beautiful and we are all going to die
  • urban outfitters

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