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Top Ten Gifts Not to Give the Cook On Your List

Posted: 12/08/11 12:00 PM ET

Somebody's got to be a Scrooge. It's only been a few short weeks after giving thanks, but I've already made a list of holiday gifts I'd have to say, "No, thanks" to, and imagine that many other moderate to serious cooks would, too. We, the avid, maybe obsessive foodies who liken ourselves to chefs, appreciate that so many try to give us the perfect gift to further our hobbies. It's not about disrespect. But having been through many holiday seasons of this, I can offer some suggestions to avoid the awkwardness of a tool never used.

Bear in mind however that no cook is cookie-cutter, so to speak, and we all have our own tendencies. So my general tips here are pretty much null as long as you know the kind of home cook you're dealing with. And I can't say I haven't been inspired to cook with something because it was given to me as a gift. But if I had to make a list, and check it twice, these are the top ten gifts I would NOT give. Got any no-no's of your own? Leave a note to Santa in the comments below.

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With gingham or floral print, halter-top straps and tiers at the skirt -- we've all seen them and somebody gets me one of these about once a year. They are cute, yes, but personally, I'd rather be splattered with sauce than look like a doll or lace doily while I cook. Yes, dear, those biscuits are coming right out of the oven... No dear, those aren't yesterday's tulips in the vase...

What to get instead: Clean, white farmhouse-style dishtowels. You can always use more.


Cross-posted from Not Eating Out in New York

 

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Somebody's got to be a Scrooge. It's only been a few short weeks after giving thanks, but I've already made a list of holiday gifts I'd have to say, "No, thanks" to, and imagine that many other modera...
Somebody's got to be a Scrooge. It's only been a few short weeks after giving thanks, but I've already made a list of holiday gifts I'd have to say, "No, thanks" to, and imagine that many other modera...
 
 
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gregory57
Micro-bio, was one of my favorite classes.
03:22 PM on 01/14/2012
Oh... and I love my ActiFry! Sooo much better than making french fries in the oven.
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gregory57
Micro-bio, was one of my favorite classes.
03:20 PM on 01/14/2012
I'd add the Himalayan Salt Plate to that list. I can't think of a more imprecise, labor-intensive or expensive way of flavoring one's food.
03:32 PM on 12/18/2011
I get the point of this post. But I certainly hope no one ever actually rejects a gift. I'm sorry but only a really, really terrible person ever declines a gift. Remember "thought that counts" and whatnot.
04:21 PM on 12/17/2011
Williams-Sonoma has really great aprons that protect your clothes and don't make you look like Lucy Ricardo. They also wear very, very well. I want function over form.
03:51 PM on 12/15/2011
Fresh Pecans from the South make wonderful gifts for the Cook!:)
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wineprincess
12:24 PM on 12/13/2011
But I love the knife stand...
02:46 PM on 12/12/2011
do NOT get me flavored olive oils (that have been sitting on a shelf or that i can infuse myself) or ANY wine, cheese, meat, et al of-the-month club unless i've specifically asked. also, i agree about the retro gadgets but want to add "hi-end kitchen toys that do everything or specifically make one thing" like that machine that makes pocket pies or a "margarita maker" -- i hate kitchen appliances that do ONE thing that i can already do with basic tools in my kitchen.
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climbing panda
there's a log in my cabin
02:34 PM on 12/12/2011
my advice for knife giving is to pick a price point and provide a gift receipt. we're bloody picky people.
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maggiee
10:28 AM on 12/12/2011
You can get a serious chef a fondue set, just not THAT fondue set. A nice, heavy, ceramic, swiss fondue set is awesome!
09:40 AM on 12/12/2011
dont get me a "Slap Chop"!
09:37 AM on 12/12/2011
I would love some of these gifts. I have two fondue pots and use them a couple of times a year. I think the apron is cute too.
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SoulOfDespair
01:32 PM on 12/12/2011
I like some of these too! The pink apron would look hot if my lady was wearing it... only it.
09:09 AM on 12/12/2011
Well, if you're into kitchen things, some of the ones you have listed here are pretty cool. Anyone considering purchasing a kitchen item need to make darn show the recipient is into kitchen 'stuff'.
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Pucker
My micro-bio is pending approval
08:51 AM on 12/12/2011
IMO, gifting appliances is no different than giving someone a pet (both very bad ideas).

In our house, we choose to take in new appliances like we would a new pet. It's something that you have to commit to caring/storing for the long term. You have to designate a spot in the closet or maybe even on the counter. Other people shouldn't make that decision for you, even if it just means the Fondue set winds up re-gifted or in a landfill (worst case....not quite the animal shelter, but you get the idea).

I prefer to give things that have an expiration date, unless I know specifically what someone wants.

What it comes down to is that right now, for myself and most everyone I know......the issue is having too much material stuff, not lacking in it. The difficulty is being discerning in adding to that pile of stuff. Gift giving is essential, but you don't want it to add to people's troubles.
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bassopotamus
08:47 AM on 12/12/2011
Waring mikes a nice blender, whether you like the look or not. I do prefer the chrome though.
08:25 AM on 12/12/2011
Call me a rube, but I think that knife set ROCKS!!
11:33 AM on 12/12/2011
I'm a foody. And I bought it for my wife three years ago. I also reach for those before I reach for my fancy expensive German ones. Why? Because they are really good knives that hold an edge and are easy to sharpen. Huff Post can turn down the Snob Knob as far as I'm concerned. Faved bro.