Dear Cindy McCain,
I know you are under a lot of pressure right now -- what with Michelle Obama making Vanity Fair's Best Dressed list and your husband being called out for wearing $520 Ferragamo loafers during his meeting with the Dalai Lama and all-- but I can't help but notice a little problem emerging, and like the good girlfriend I am, I wanted to bring it to your attention before it gets out of control. How do I put this nicely? You're leaving cute blond territory and are on a straight trajectory to Tammy Faye. At the moment I put you right around Dolly Parton -- minus the impressive cleavage. Not that you seem to know it from some of the shirts you've been, er, flaunting lately.
Your descent has been gradual. For instance, see how elegant and pretty you looked on Leno in April?
And then here you are in May, still looking lovely albeit with some overly aggressive makeup.
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You even managed to look calm and downright presidential yourself while kissing the current president.
And who can forget your striking Harper's Bazaar shoot?
Then suddenly in May, you took a tragic turn towards the bouffant and serious cleavage.
In late June, yowzers.
And by the end of July we came to this.
Cindy, body and volume are great, but this is rodeo queen. I realize that you are trying to appeal to a very conservative demographic, one that actually embraces Dolly and Tammy Faye but even those venerable ladies would tell you that hair is tacky and the blouse is retro '80s and not in a everything-old-is-new way.
I'm not trying to be catty. By all accounts you seem to be grounded, interesting and possibly the best thing about your husband's campaign-- but next time you have a photo op, even if it is deep in the heart of hairspray-and-mascara country, ask yourself "What would Condi Rice do?" Or at least get Stockard Channing on the phone because if you don't actually get to be the First Lady come this fall, you could at least play one on TV.
Sincerely,
Charlotte
What sad little lives you must have. This isn't even about politics, it's about spite and foolishness. I don't even know the lady, but judging these comments, it's obvious that she has more class in her little finger than most of you will ever possess, including the author of this inane, yammering essay.
Knew nothing about her or her affiliation.
Out of the mouth of babes...
with C, but I forget...
If your husband offered you up as entertainment to 50,000 drunken biker dudes, including showing them a little T & A and how you'd perform sex acts, you'd go the way of Tammy Faye Baker too.
That's another moment I wished we had pictured here! She was in this denim-esque men's shirt! It was sad it look like some fast food uniform or a mom who gave up a looooong time ago!
We need that one up here too- she had another prom-night-gone -wrong- hair do that... but I'll give her some slack- that event must be hard to know how to dress for... glad she didn't go for some assless chaps!
Imagine what the "liberal media" would have done with this if Obama had made the same comments.
The one who was locked inside her vehicle.
Trust me, for both candidates, 520$ is chump change, they spend a lot more than that on one plane trip, and at least McCain will wear those shoes more than once, unlike Paris Hilton, who is the type who will throw them away after being seen in public with something like that once.
Cindy is very shy, it seems pretty evident to me so far, I think I have only heard he speak publicly 2 or 3 times this whole election season, while yes, Michelle is very vocal and has gone on the talk shows and is outspoken, but we've never seen lawyers in politics though right?
The first lady issue is trivial so far, they will both have big speeches at their respective conventions, and that will probably give a good idea to this nation about what both of them are really about.
Political asset: NOT AT ALL Not sure I understand why she would be when she has never had the gut to put McCain back in his place when he called her a C...nt, or offer her as a Sturgis Bikini Contestant Queen? Any woman who prefers rejection, public disrespect to a promise of being first lady has no shame nor power...where are all the Feminists out there...Why didnt she play a role in encouraging her husband to vote for the equality of pay for women...She would have emerged as a true heroine, a powerful figure for all women to respect and follow
She is just playing a role defined by the Republican games: passive, submissive, just like Laura Bush
Obama "08 supporter
I don't think Cindy McCain enjoys the campaign trail one bit. Michelle Obama, on the other hand, seems to enjoy it.