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Women Exercise to Get Male Attention

Posted: 01/29/09 08:44 PM ET

This is exactly the type of idiotic advertising that companies do just to get a rise out of people so we'll all post it on our blogs and natter about it and give them lots of viral publicity and attention.

Sadly, I am unable to resist the bait and so I'm giving it to them. ("That's what SHE said!" ba-dum-bum.)

Men's Health magazine has launched a new advertising initiative ostensibly targeted at men but really aimed at getting the women folk up in arms. Probably because we're so cute when we make that little scrunchy mad face!

2009-01-30-menshealth.jpgThe tagline on each photo reads "It's all about men." The basic gist -- as you can plainly see; it's so unsubtle that I'm probably lowering your IQ by explaining it to you -- is pictures depicting women exercising all alone, covered in sweat and exhausted. Why, you ask, is this poor woman blowing off a fun night with the girls to ride the one stationary bike in the deserted gym that isn't facing the beautiful scenic view? You see, it's because she wants a man. And as we all know (or at least so the magazines keep telling us), a man will only love us (subtext: will want to give us a good tumble on his high heat cycle *wink wink nod nod*) if we are svelte. Nay, not just svelte but skinny.

2009-01-30-headshot.jpgI mean, Lindsay Lohan's got nothing on this bony chick.Of course if she's like Lindsay in other respects then it is definitely not all about the men. Ahem.


And this poor woman? Begging to have somebody jump out of the woods holding a chainsaw. Do women not watch horror movies? And why has nobody told us about reflective gear? And pepper spray??2009-01-30-menshealthok.jpg

The truly crappy thing about these ads are that they're partly true. As much as it pains me to write this, a primary motivating factor in getting women to exercise is their looks. You can enthuse about heart health and longevity and increased intelligence all you want and we'll all nod and agree. And then we'll jump on the elliptical and whine about how we're "working off dinner" last night or "running off the thigh jiggle". It's a sad state of affairs but it's true. And to any woman who denies being at least partially motivated to work out by her looks, I would ask "What if exercise gave you all the health benefits -- but made you fatter. Would you still do it?" Of course not. It's why you see Katherine Heigl running on the treadmill for an hour and then lighting up a cigarette in the parking lot.

But there is one little nuance that the marketers forgot (perhaps intentionally?). Women don't get thin for men. We get thin for other women. We know that men like a few lady lumps. And yet we pursue perfect thinness. Not because it makes us more sexually desirable - often it has the opposite effect -- but because it makes us the Alpha Female. We're competitive like that. Sigh. Stupid Men's Health.

I've created a poll. The optimist in me wants you all to prove me wrong. But the cynic in me just wants you to be honest. We can't change what we don't acknowledge. (Holy 900-pages-of-advertising-in-Vogue crap, did I just quote Dr. Phil on here??)

 
 
 

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This is exactly the type of idiotic advertising that companies do just to get a rise out of people so we'll all post it on our blogs and natter about it and give them lots of viral publicity and atten...
This is exactly the type of idiotic advertising that companies do just to get a rise out of people so we'll all post it on our blogs and natter about it and give them lots of viral publicity and atten...
 
 
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06:39 PM on 02/04/2009
Ok. this really pisses me off!!!! I will try to be calm.. To say we do this for guys... yeah right, keep telling yourself that, yeah I am so sure you have lots of ladies out there who, this is why they are doing it.. I am 52 years young, still sexy (like to think so) .... I do it... yeah I could l loose pds, but also it makes me feel good and yeah, these ole bones ache every time I push them, but I love it!!!! And by the way.. I was going to a co-ed gym, was getting wayyyyyy toooo much attention, all I wanted to do was get my work-out on, couldn't spread my legs on a machine with-out being stared @ .. it got out of hand!!!!!!! I joined a ladies gym,,, much happier now...............
10:42 PM on 01/30/2009
I dont think most men like bone-skinny women. Most men are attracted to a woman with a little meat. Bone-thin is a hollywood invention.Up until the 1920s ,beautiful women had some flesh. Look at the paintings of women in victorian england and all over europe,all were considered beautiful and desirable. These same women would be considered unattractive by todays standards in magazines. In latin America,Southern Europe,Arabia,North and West Africa today,a plumish woman is still considered attractive and desirable.
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06:31 PM on 01/30/2009
I exercise outside, I think the gym is a waste of time and money. I either have a hat & gloves on with frozen snot stuck to my face, or sunscreen-stained sweat running down my shoulders. I'm not a real pretty sight. I voted for the top option in your poll, but as long as people are moving their asses, who cares why? I just think it's funny that so many people are so willing to take a cab to take a run on the treadmill. Nice spending habits!
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02:13 PM on 01/30/2009
At 53, I work out four days a week with free weights because I like the way it makes my body feel.
01:20 PM on 01/30/2009
We get thin and fit for other women....absolutely.
12:13 PM on 01/30/2009
And you are trying to say that men don't exercise for the ladies? GRIN.
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07:21 AM on 01/30/2009
I choose the option about Men's Health being full of misogynists! The fact of the matter is that the reason that most people work out has nothing to do with their health, and everything to do with their appeal to other people, at least emotionally. But there's no reason to come out like THIS in a nationwide magazine!
11:35 PM on 01/29/2009
Of course women work out to look attractive. So do men.

This post is just frustrating, instead of focusing on the creepy stalker vibe of these ads or why they are being used to sell a men's fitness magazine, you go for the cheap shot at women. Way to let crappy advertising off the hook.
11:29 PM on 01/29/2009
"But there is one little nuance that the marketers forgot (perhaps intentionally?). Women don't get thin for men. We get thin for other women. We know that men like a few lady lumps. And yet we pursue perfect thinness. Not because it makes us more sexually desirable - often it has the opposite effect -- but because it makes us the Alpha Female. We're competitive like that."
That's the real gist of the post, in my opinion. Women are their own worst enemies. Who needs male chauvinism when women stand ready to snipe, sneer, criticize, and demoralize each other? For example, "Holy crap, look at the size of her thighs! Who cares if she graduated top of her class at Princeton and just figured out cold fusion? She should never wear pants with pleats!" Every American woman has heard some kind of variation on that at least once a day since she was six weeks old.
10:07 AM on 01/30/2009
There's the ever-famous opening chirp from one woman to another ... Did you lose weight?!! American women are socialized to extend compliments to one another, even if it's in the nasty-nice vein, though this might be the most powerful remark. The failure of a woman to openly admire another woman can be seen as a slight.
06:36 PM on 01/30/2009
Men don't like bones protruding everywhere but I don't know anyone who likes lumps either. Every man I know likes the toned look, whether skinny toned or curvy toned with lots of meat proportioned in the 'right' places, everybody has their own preferences.

Women excuse excess flabby rolls as 'curves', they are no such thing.
11:15 PM on 01/29/2009
Both men and women mostly excercise to look sexier. So what! That's cool. I would rather be sexy than fat and dumpy anyday.
11:09 PM on 01/29/2009
The gym is the best place to meet a man, particularly goodlooking, athletic ones.

They seem to prefer seeing girls not dressed up to the nines, so they know if she looks good in the gym, she will look better later.

I prefer it personally, at least you can see how healthy they are and know beforehand that they don't have drug/alcohol problems and you can tell a lot about somebody's personality by their behaviour in the gym. Vain ones mark themselves out with their preening, wannabe hardmen with their grunting (ugh!), girly boys with their dancing around with little weights they don't know how to use.

The good ones are just there, and will if they fancy you, look for an excuse to help you or just flirt.
10:25 AM on 01/30/2009
Then why do so many women do their hair and makeup before going to the gym? And why do they put so much thought into their cute, color-coordinated outfits? If you're a woman and you're just interested in meeting a guy who's in good shape, then the gym or a beach is probably the best place to go. But other than his being in shape, you know nothing about him. A lot of guys who go to gyms are players and/or narcissists. I gave up on meeting women at the gym cause too many are there just to meet men. It's a gym, not a bar. And I really don't want to fall into the trap where I'm working out just to impress women. No woman is worth that.
06:26 PM on 01/30/2009
I don't go to the gym to meet men, although I did find my boyfriend there. You can always spot the girls who are desperate, they are usually quite out of shape and are not focused on what they are supposed to be doing or indeed able to do anything very well.

I go to work out, I don't talk to anybody when I'm exercising, that would be distracting and I ignore anybody who tries, they are annoying. Out of the corner of your eye you notice people though and you may talk to them on the way out and find each other likeable.

It is just about finding people who have similar interests or who are what you like.

If your into certain music, then surely you would find a concert or music festival the ideal place, if you like books, then a library or university or through friends who associate with people who share your interests.

I just like sporty men. Most men at the gyms are unattractive (same for the women - half have ed's), but so are most people in the world. If you like sporty, then there are going to be a few you find extremely attractive.

As for wearing makeup in the gym, if a girl needs to wear makeup all the time it is probably because she does not look good without it.
11:05 PM on 01/29/2009
That's hilarious! Anyone who has seen a copy knows that Men's Health is read only by gay men, and that the editorial content is a hysterical attempt to detract from the obvious and reassure the closeted audience who enjoy looking at glistening six-packs. Articles like this, nudge-nudge-wink-wink misogyny, just feed the need.
10:55 PM on 01/29/2009
You mean people work out because it enhances their sex appeal? I'm shocked!