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Chris Kelly

Posted: June 16, 2010 05:40 AM

Glenn Beck's New Novel About Liberals Staging 9/11 Is a Lot Like a 2005 Novel About Conservatives Staging 9/11

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Glenn Beck's The Overton Window has all the elements of a great political thriller. An underground movement that's the opposite of what it seems. A vast media/government/business complex where conspiracy theories themselves are the tools that let the people with power get more. A shocking twist where the ultimate conspirator turns out to be the hero's own father. Like I said, all the elements of a great political thriller. And that thriller is Richard Condon's Winter Kills.

The Overton Window also contains the elements of a pretty funny black comedy disguised as a thriller. Potshots at marketing and the mass media, loose nukes, false choices and a terrorist plot that turns out to be a charade to help insiders fix an election. And that pretty funny black comedy would be Charles McCarry's The Better Angels.

But mostly The Overton Window resembles a pretty feeble self-published 2005 techno-thriller called Circumference of Darkness.

Except for one thing: In Circumference of Darkness, the villains planning the next 9/11 are an ultra-right militia movement. In Overton Window, the right wing nuts are the heroes.

Here's what happens in Circumference of Darkness. Our hero -- "an overweight, pasty, plain, and unassuming non-presence" -- figures out that 9/11 was an inside job carried out by an unsuccessful 1976 presidential candidate and a bunch of backwoods racist loons. A flabby arrogant shut-in, our author surrogate romances an impossibly beautiful blonde 22-year-old virgin he meets online, by beating her at chess. She turns out to be working for the government, and not, oddly "To Catch a Predator." Naturally, she can't stop thinking about him, so she takes off her "gray cotton shorts and her junior high Bon Jovi tank top," gets in the shower and gently paws at herself while "the soap and warm water washed the long night from her body." Meanwhile, Tubby gets drugged and kidnapped by the right wing nuts, who reveal they've got loose nukes and a plan to:

"Incite the Jew-puppets in Washington to panic and revoke the Constitution, cripple the economy and ignite a separatist-populist political uprising based on individual rights, and give the country back to its people."

They try to turn Tubby with torture, but he escapes the pain by going deep inside his own incomparable mind with a photographic memory "as deep and wide as the Library of Congress and the Smithsonian combined."

Pretty soon the 22-year-old blonde virgin rescues him and they stop the nuts -- pretending to be Arab terrorists -- from setting off their nukes. To be continued.

Here's what happens in The Overton Window. Our hero -- "reasonably fit and trim for an office jockey" meets and romances an impossibly beautiful woman while he's getting his daily Tootsie Rolls out of a vending machine. She's all over him, but it turns out she's working for a patriot militia lead by an unsuccessful 1976 presidential candidate. Before she and our author surrogate, an arrogant bore, an get it on, he's drugged and kidnapped by a public relations firm full of rich, powerful, Saul Alinsky-reading elitists who work for the government. They reveal that they've got loose nukes and a plan to frame the patriot movement, repeal the Constitution, and create:

One world, one government -- not of the people this time, but of the right people: the competent, the wise, and the strong.

Oh, and 9/11 was a deliberate distraction, created by the elitists, to get the public's mind off Donald Rumsfeld.

They try to turn Tootsie Roll with torture, but he escapes the pain by going deep inside his own incomparable mind and remembering one of Rudyard Kipling's worst poems.

The loose nuke goes off but doesn't do much damage so nobody really blames the Tea Baggers. The beautiful girl escapes. Our hero pretends he's gone over to the evil public relations firm but really he hasn't. To be continued.

(One sort of touching difference between Circumference and Overton? Only the one with Glenn Beck's name on the cover includes a chapter than begins with the single word sentence "Bacon.")

So why -- except for the completely inverted politics -- does The Overton Window read so much like Circumference of Darkness? Because they were written by the same guy, a 52-year-old computer programmer named Jack Henderson.

He gets sole credit on Circumference. (And why shouldn't he? He published it himself.) On Overton, he gets thanked by Beck for "pouring his heart and soul into this project."

And, apparently, his leftover plot.

 
Glenn Beck's The Overton Window has all the elements of a great political thriller. An underground movement that's the opposite of what it seems. A vast media/government/business complex where conspi...
Glenn Beck's The Overton Window has all the elements of a great political thriller. An underground movement that's the opposite of what it seems. A vast media/government/business complex where conspi...
 
 
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devondx
Totally De-regulate all RED states=JUSTICE..
01:19 PM on 07/08/2010
in the beck novel police detectives are framing the conservative movement

and working for the liberal city rulers...

i guess since most cops are in a union beck figures the police are all liberal loving commies....
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blohrd3
So let us stop talking falsely now
07:23 PM on 06/22/2010
First Beck Hi-jacked Thomas Paine's Common Sense. Now he's stealing Turthers theory's.

I give it a couple of weeks to saturate the right wings mind and we'll have them here on HP shouting with red faced conviction repeating how the left wing were the perpetrators of 9/11.
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JohnBryansFontaine
Liberal Democrat
08:42 AM on 06/21/2010
Glenn "I didn't write my novel" Beck attacks WaPo book critic for lacking "talent" to write a novel
by Ben Dimiero
Media Matters

"...Beck's presumption of his own talent is belied by the fact that he required three different "contributors" to do the actual writing of his novel. As we detailed earlier this week, Beck explained that there was "no way" that he was going to actually sit "behind a typewriter" and write the book, so "contributor" Jack Henderson "went in" and "put the words down..."

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201006160019
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hennies
against the machine
10:27 PM on 06/20/2010
Wait, so Glenn Beck is a novelist? I'm confused.
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healthcarenow
RN 4 blue Arizona
10:42 PM on 06/20/2010
Of course,he only deals in fantasy...his.
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Jim Pasterczyk
Banned!
09:45 PM on 06/20/2010
This is more than simple plagiarism; it's copyright infringement. If I were any of these other authors I'd sue for damages and a court order that all the Beck books be destroyed.
09:41 PM on 06/20/2010
still waiting to know how and why the 'Dancing Israelis' knew when to TAPE the Towers Falling

And why NORAD had to Rely on Civilian radar before sending up Jets when NORAD is supposed

To watch out for ICBM'S coming from anywhere in the world
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NHGranite
Killer Koala escapes diner, eats shoots & leaves
11:00 PM on 06/20/2010
That NORAD thing has always stuck in my craw. Just cannot believe it, Troubled with the military exercise on the same day. Why did certain military officers cancel trips on that day - but that can get explained away. NORAD, no. Did the puts and calls on Wall Street ever get explained?
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09:34 PM on 06/28/2010
Because NORAD looks for attacking missiles and bombers coming from *outside* the country. They weren't tracking the interior of the US, which by the way happens to have many thousands of jetliners flying around the interior at any given time. This is a rather obvious fact. It can be looked up. along many other obvious facts (questions like "Why did so many officers cancel trips that day" you would find "there are more than a hundred thousand military officers, so it isn't hard to come up with a great number who had trips plans and cancelled them, on an given day").
So if there's something you're "waiting to know", try reading something other than right wing conspiracy sites, and maybe you'll learn something.
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meirelle
geek girl
09:00 PM on 06/20/2010
"One world, one government -- not of the people this time, but of the right people: the competent, the wise, and the strong."

Wait... wait... this is a BAD thing?
09:16 PM on 06/20/2010
Uh yeah. Who gets to decide exactly what defines competent, wise and strong?
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satanlite
If ur neibor wtchs Fox Nws wtch ur neibor
10:17 PM on 06/20/2010
Yes, since it's so hard to see what is unwise, incompetent and weak.
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healthcarenow
RN 4 blue Arizona
10:44 PM on 06/20/2010
core issue...right on...fanned
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Canary503
An opinionated Iowan
10:27 PM on 06/20/2010
Oh, dear. There is a difference between fiction and non-fiction. Learn it.
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wesinohio
Can't never did anything.
08:46 PM on 06/20/2010
We all can choose our friends - and pundits.
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07:12 PM on 06/20/2010
So, basically youre telling me I can pick up "Circumference of Darkness" online for oh, say, 50 cents, and get the same basic story as Beck's, but without putting a single penny in royalties in Beck's pocket?
Dude- I am SO there...
08:21 PM on 06/20/2010
.. but you have to read it upside-down.
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SAJP
A Man Exploring Earth's Extremities
08:35 PM on 06/20/2010
LOL!
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Newsradiohead
Friendship is magic!!!!
06:45 PM on 06/20/2010
Uh oh! Chris Kelly had better not tease the panther!
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healthcarenow
RN 4 blue Arizona
06:19 PM on 06/20/2010
How to you spell plagiarism? G-L-E-N-N B-E-C-K.
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manoflamatzah
aka "The Wizard of Oy"
06:03 PM on 06/20/2010
Sounds kinda like a mad-lib way of writing a book..... insert the name of the group you don't like, hijack some catchy phrases... and VOILA... on the NYT bestsellers list...
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mari2JJ
VERY moderate Republican!
11:09 PM on 06/20/2010
Yep, you described Beck book exactly. ie A mad-lib way of wriing a book". He tries to fool everyone to think he is conservative but you see, he picked this lib book to plagerize! So who knows what he really is.
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EcnelisDoogod
B the change you want 2C
05:50 PM on 06/20/2010
Is this Glen Beck's Orwellian attempt to describe history?
WTC 7 destruction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml_n5gJgQ_U
pharmmajor
proud Libertarian.
08:23 PM on 06/20/2010
On WTC 7, from TV Tropes, "if one was to look at photos of the building shortly before it collapsed, they would notice that one side of the building was completely engulfed in flame, and that chunks of the building were falling off. Also, it is more likely that "pull it" was an order to pull all firefighters out of the building, as they knew that it was unstable."
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NHGranite
Killer Koala escapes diner, eats shoots & leaves
03:30 PM on 06/20/2010
I am scream laughing. Even Glenn Beck believes it's a conspiracy!
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R Joshua Holland
02:53 PM on 06/20/2010
I guess I am the kind of guy who would terrify Glenn Beck. I am a technocrat and loyalist, who believes that we should pursue Global Government, starting by restitching the British Empire back together, with America at the helm, being the alpha male of the Motherland's colonies. We never should have allowed ourselves to be conned into becoming a nation of traitors, all for the sake of being tricked out of our money with the false promise of low taxation. I also believe that systematic efforts to educate children and adults away from beliefs in supernatural deities should be undertaken, and replaced with a combination of atheism and modified neolithic paganism, common to virtually everyone's distant roots.(We seem to need holidays and something to send our wishes too, so why not planets and stars?). We need large scale projects to begin terraforming our planet to ensure the sustainability of life, for we must also acknowledge that we have already passed the point of no return, in regards to the damage wrought to our biosphere, and in order for any higher order life to survive, we are going to have to assume control and make harsh choices. In that realm, I am completely for genetic engineering, including the creation of new intelligent species. We are terribly lonely creatures, and it may be good to have someone watching to force us to hold more true to our values. The future is still ours for the taking
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23000Days
Life: Tragedy for feelers, Comedy for thinkers.
03:49 PM on 06/20/2010
"....The future is still ours for the taking" But... if one world government or genetically engineered humans are forcing us in any way, we become something other than human.... an avitar?
04:27 PM on 06/20/2010
If you believe we should genetically modify species into intelligence, then you haven't read "Planet of the Apes".

As for as modified neo-paganism, well, I'd like it if the Equinoxes and Solstices were made federal holidays.
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Niet
05:23 PM on 06/20/2010
Planet of the Apes is just one potential scenario.
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R Joshua Holland
08:15 PM on 06/20/2010
In point of fact, I have read Boulle's Planet of the Apes, and as I recall, genetic engeneering had nothing to do with it. What I am talking about, is more like what David Brin proposed through his Uplift novels. Since the dawn of time, we have longed for companionship. Our stories and myths are rife with it, from centaurs to elves to the modern fascination with vampires and those who are more human than human. Planet of the Apes, as well as the Island of Doctor Moreau, and even the Matrix, are cautionary tales, to ensure that when we do try these things, to create intelligence, and nurture it, we do not make the mistake of treating them inhumanely.