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Chris Kelly

Posted: April 30, 2010 04:57 AM

Laura Bush publishes her memoirs; attributes killing schoolmate with car to undersized stop sign; blames Iraq war on Saddam Hussein, Gerhard Schröder; repeats theory that no one understands how much she and George have suffered.

I couldn't forgive him or like him, but I saw what he had done was, to him, entirely justified. It was all very careless and confused. They were careless people, Tom and Daisy - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made...


F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, 1925

As the slick from a ruined oil platform approaches the Louisiana coast, Newt Gingrich's Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less website, "American Solutions," reminds us that "oil seeps naturally from the Gulf floor," that experts "put the spill in context" and that oysters have shells for a reason. The Wall Street Journal implies that it would be a lot simpler to fix leaks if oil companies were allowed to drill in shallower water, closer to shore.


"The oil people say it was an act of God, and in the long run there's some truth in that. The undersea formations here are naturally porous, delicate to fool with. You might say the area is blowout-prone. But in the short run the oil people are to blame. They didn't take the danger of a spill fully into account, and they didn't use the right preventative measures for drilling at this depth. The result is what you see." He flung his arm toward the platform which stood against the horizon.


"Why didn't they take the right preventative measures?"

"It costs money," he said. "Oilmen are gamblers, most of them, and they'd rather take a little chance than spend a lot of money. Or wait for technology to catch up." He added after a moment, "They're not the only gamblers. We're all in the game. We all drive cars, and we're all hooked on oil. The question is how we can get unhooked before we drown in the stuff."

Ross Macdonald, Sleeping Beauty, 1973

Arizona's Governor, Jan Brewer, signs a law instructing police to demand the papers of anyone "reasonable suspicion" leads them to believe might be an illegal alien. Asked if this will lead to racial profiling, she concedes, "I do not know what an illegal immigrant looks like."

A California congressman, Brian Bilbray, suggests that illegal immigrants can be differentiated from legal immigrants by their shoes.

Governor Brewer promises that "police officers will be respectful. They know what their jobs are. They have taken an oath, and racial profiling is illegal." She adds, "We have to trust our law enforcement."

At two o'clock in the morning two Hungarians got into a cigar store at Fifteenth Street and Grand Avenue. Drevitts and Boyle drove up from the Fifteenth Street police station in a Ford. The Hungarians were backing their wagon out of an alley. Boyle shot one off the seat of the wagon and one out of the wagon box. Drevitts got frightened when he found they were both dead. Hell Jimmy, he said, you oughtn't to have done it. There's liable to be a hell of a lot of trouble.


- They're crooks, ain't they? said Boyle. They're wops, ain't they? Who the hell is going to make any trouble?

- That's all right maybe this time, said Drevitts, but how did you know they were wops when you bumped them?

Wops, said Boyle, I can tell wops a mile off.

Ernest Hemingway, In Our Time, 1925

 
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09:48 AM on 05/02/2010
Its just as well that Laura didn't opine in public during the Bush presidency. Her approval ratings would have tanked -- and she was supposed to be the bright spot of that administration.
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FZliveson
Beating the Conundrum
01:19 AM on 05/02/2010
Spot (tf) on!
Wonderfully written.
Thanks/Fanned
FZLO
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sandyfeets
04:36 PM on 05/01/2010
Brilliant juxtapositions!
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MJinCanada
Safe from zombies until my 2nd cup of coffee
02:16 PM on 05/01/2010
Wonderful job, Mr. Kelly.

The neoconchristian part of the Republican party also makes me think of Robert Heinlein's "If This Goes On." Will this be the year they find their Nehemiah Scudder to run for president?
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01:42 PM on 05/01/2010
Interesting, your Hemingway citation, particularly the use of the term wops.
In my experience, it was used exclusively for Italians, but investigation reveals that wop is an acronym for "without papers" or "without passport," supposedly formerly stamped on the immigration documents of certain newcomers to these shores. Presumably also for Hungarians and others as well as Italians, but ALL legal in the sense their entry was regulated and thru designated portals. Very different context from the present.
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MJinCanada
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02:17 PM on 05/01/2010
But it became a derogatory term for many foreigners and it connotes prejudice, dehumanization and distain, just like the present case.
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lakat
Haiti lives.
12:22 PM on 05/02/2010
I'm sure that is accurate but I heard from some movie or other that wop was the sound spaghetti makes when you fling it at the wall.
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SeenItBefore
Ya want to super size that?
12:25 PM on 05/01/2010
Mr. Kelly, ya dun dunnit again!

Thank You.
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JackHoffman
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10:49 AM on 05/01/2010
Fantastic! Well done! On target with the Hemingway excerpt.
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greymom
10:14 AM on 05/01/2010
Human nature never changes, does it?
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enlightened45
09:55 AM on 05/01/2010
The Great Gatsby comparison is so close it was chilling.....privilege means never having to say it's my fault......
03:42 AM on 05/02/2010
Greed and materialism are not limited to the those with privilege.
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12:36 PM on 05/02/2010
perhaps, but getting away with the damage seems to be.
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offred
A biocitizen is 3/5 of a corporate citizen
09:49 AM on 05/01/2010
This article is another reminder of the importance of literature classes in school. A well-read citizenry has a strong foundation of cultural references to communicate in short-hand.
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MJinCanada
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02:02 PM on 05/01/2010
Doesn't it though. My teenage son referred to a local politician as Professor Lockheart -- getting in on smiles and phony charm and now hoping people will just forget how he's messed things up.
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FZliveson
Beating the Conundrum
01:23 AM on 05/02/2010
Wo! There is hope,
Society seems to be polysyllabaphobic (if I may coin a word)
The creative and effective use of the English language with color and flair and without the perceived obligatory buzz-words, is becoming an almost lost art. Dunno what I'd do if I did not have words to shape into sculptures for the ears and eyes. (The world may think itself better off, however, Dunno)
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offred
A biocitizen is 3/5 of a corporate citizen
09:43 AM on 05/01/2010
Priceless! The Gatsby parallel in particular.

Well done!
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ColinStevens
06:25 AM on 05/01/2010
MORE POSTS LIKE THIS, PLEASE. :-)
03:34 AM on 05/01/2010
That is bloody brilliant.
12:45 AM on 05/01/2010
I went back to my copy of Sleeping Beauty two days ago, prompted by the spill. Like Macdonald's female character, I can't stop thinking about the oil soaked birds.
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09:58 PM on 04/30/2010
The fishermen despise what's happening in their prized, fished-out havens, coughing up diesel fuel, spreading miles and miles and miles of nets, snidely superior in their dangerous occupations, relatively at ease in making the sea a miserable place to live . . . and then they weep when someone else comes along and does--in the short term--pretty much the same thing!
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MJinCanada
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02:07 PM on 05/01/2010
The larger the operation, the more damage gets done. A guy with a couple dozen lobster pots tries not to lose any, a company with hundreds can write them off, so there are loose pots trapping and starving critters. The big trawlers take in species they don't want, and leave a trail of dead waste fish behind. Shrimpers are rough on the ocean floor too. Bigger is cheaper for the consumer, but more expensive for the environment.