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Mitt Romney's Honor Is Worth $10,000 and Not a Penny More

Posted: 12/11/2011 3:09 pm

"I'll tell you what. Ten-thousand bucks? Ten-thousand-dollar bet?" -- Mitt Romney

A lot of people are raising a stink about Mitt Romney making $10,000 schoolyard bets while running for president in a nation where the child poverty rate is 19.8%.

They're scoring cheap points by pretending that Mitt Romney doesn't understand the value of a dollar -- like he throws wads of it around just to bully people about nothing.

And they're inciting all kinds of unpleasant class warfare by pointing out that $10,000 is a pathetically small amount of money to Mitt Romney.

But they're missing the point.

It's about honor.

Let's say Rick Perry is lying about Mitt Romney and insulting his character (by hinting that one edition of a book Romney wrote says health insurance is good). If you were a normal man, and another man kept brazenly and systematically lying about you and insulting your character, and you asked him to stop, and he didn't -- you'd probably threaten to punch him in the nose.

I mean, if something really important was at stake. Like leading the free world.

But Mitt's not a man of violence. That's why he sat out Vietnam in France. All Mitt Romney cares about is money. So when you've pushed Mitt Romney so far that he's actually willing to risk money on a bet? That's like running over Mad Max's family, to you and me.

If all you ever thought about in your life was money, and how to get more, telling someone to eat their words or give you some is like Rock Hudson fighting the racist at the end of Giant.

Here's the other thing. Rick Perry is barely a millionaire. So 10 grand would mean a lot to him, if he could count. So telling Perry to put up or shut up was a balls move. And Republicans love balls moves. As Romney campaign spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom explains it:

"It made Perry look weak, because he knew Perry wouldn't take it."

Weak and poor? What kind of Republican is weak and poor? He might as well be gay.

When you really think about it, this brouhaha is a perfect illustration of why it's so hard, in Obama's America, to be a super-rich white businessman.

Let's say Mitt Romney's honor is worth $10,000. I mean, that's what he's willing to risk to defend it. Romney is worth somewhere between $200 million and $250 million. Probably closer to the lower figure, since quite a lot of it was in the Bank of Yokohama, and they're not what they were a year ago. So let's go with $200 mil. Ten thousand dollars is 0.005% of $200,000,000.

So the going Republican primary price for honor is 0.005% of your net worth.

This means honor is yet another area, as if we needed one, where the job creators are carrying the poor on their backs.

According to the Center for Community Economic Development, the median wealth of a single black woman in America is $100.

At Mitt Romney rates, she can defended her honor for less than one one-thousandth of a penny.

 
"I'll tell you what. Ten-thousand bucks? Ten-thousand-dollar bet?" -- Mitt Romney A lot of people are raising a stink about Mitt Romney making $10,000 schoolyard bets while running for president in ...
"I'll tell you what. Ten-thousand bucks? Ten-thousand-dollar bet?" -- Mitt Romney A lot of people are raising a stink about Mitt Romney making $10,000 schoolyard bets while running for president in ...
 
 
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03:23 PM on 12/13/2011
Was this supposed to be comedy???
08:35 AM on 12/13/2011
The drum roll please.......................and the point is...............?
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Grichde
Little Hope, Wrong Change
09:26 PM on 12/12/2011
You would the world has bigger problems than Romney silly bet.
08:35 PM on 12/12/2011
The absurd cruelty of the statement, " why it's so hard... to be a super-rich white businessman" isn't worth commenting about; oops, I just did.
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tweeksmom
This space for rent.
10:08 PM on 12/12/2011
You are sarcasm impaired. Get help.
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elkabong
Campaign finance is the disease.
03:48 PM on 12/12/2011
"...Rick Perry is barely a millionaire. So 10 grand would mean a lot to him, if he could count..."

Classic!

Great to see you back, Chris! (more! more!)
03:30 PM on 12/12/2011
Ha ha....huh..I don't get it. I am glad all the liberals are so evolved like when they defecate in public parks.
jhNY
Mercy.
03:44 PM on 12/12/2011
At least you're honest, because it's obvious, like you said yourself, you just 'don't get it.'
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Democrab
Pretty far so good
05:10 PM on 12/12/2011
I'm evolved. I didn't think you right handers believed in evolution. Are you sure you didn't mean "involved?" Are you sure you don't get it? Are you really, really like really sure dude, like?
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Iamrebelriser
iamrebelriser
07:19 PM on 12/12/2011
These wingers are so uneducated, thus ignorant, so naturally they don't know the difference between "evolve" or "involve."It is surprising that they're here, because they're more likely to get onboard when the talk is going for or against Democrats.
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coolmaiden
I fight right-wing bullies
03:23 PM on 12/12/2011
Oh, how I've missed you, Chris Kelly. I'm surprised you haven't written more gems about the current crop of Republican candidates, but I guess some of it was too easy. Please, don't take another year off again!
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myrainforest
02:57 PM on 12/12/2011
In the scope of things it is really not a subject a decent journalist would write about. It means nothing.
jhNY
Mercy.
03:43 PM on 12/12/2011
He's a comedy writer. And a good one, for those with a sense of humor. Better now?
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myrainforest
07:31 PM on 12/12/2011
I don't know about his comedy writing, but I think that you are the real comedian. Thanks for a laugh.
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phal4875
The world is run by cats; we just feed them.
05:39 PM on 12/12/2011
To your tribe it means nothing, but $10K is a lot of money for us 99%.
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myrainforest
07:28 PM on 12/12/2011
For your information, my friend, if you are talking about wealth then I am in the bottom of the 99%. I am 73 yrs old, have been working since I was 8 yrs old on the farm
served my country for 20 years. But I am not a part of that 99% that will not work. I
work even when I don't paid much. I don't want rich peoples money. I agree that
taxes should be raised to pay off our debt not to just spend and run up more debt.
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h111aryc1inton
Just trying to tell the truth
02:53 PM on 12/12/2011
Wow - why was this listed as comedy?
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Soulsurfer
Solar Electrician,Longtime Surfin'Fool
02:38 PM on 12/12/2011
Crikey, is this taking place in a junior high school yard or on Fox News? No matter, just that once again the repubs have shown just how evolved they are.
02:29 PM on 12/12/2011
It's not about honor. If it were, Romney would admit he has taken more than one side on several issues. Mittens doesn't even like to do interviews lest his honor be tested. Honor? Please.
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phal4875
The world is run by cats; we just feed them.
05:41 PM on 12/12/2011
Testing Mitt's honor would take less time than it takes him to change major positions.
02:21 PM on 12/12/2011
Mitt is representative of the evolution from America's "Greatest Generation" into America's Greediest generation. As a sixty two year old I'm not surprised that the "Love generation" succumbed to greed. I had doubts 40 years ago. The scary part is that 40 years ago America had a middle class. Now our choices are between the super rich, Neut and Mitt, neither of which has any comprehension of what life is for the majority of Americans. Betting $10,000 was a disgusting but revealing gesture from a stiff, out of touch billionaire. God help us.
01:49 PM on 12/12/2011
Hey, if Romney wins the GOP nomination, is there any chance that he will pick as his running mate that other "pain from Bain", the headless turkey, John Donahoe? Donahoe's nearing the completion of his destruction of the eBay marketplace and he will soon be looking for a bigger challenge.
01:42 PM on 12/12/2011
ill bet 10k corporations arent people. and they call democrats "elites"
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ekstatik
Granfalloon-free!
04:43 AM on 12/13/2011
You deserve at least one fan.
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TN60
I Hope You'll Dance
01:38 PM on 12/12/2011
I'm not really interested in this circus or Mitt's bet. But the PRESS monkeys sure are, and it's been on every newspaper and Cable, since the debate. PRESS monkeys are lemmings, (just as are the Republican boot steppers,) they are pouncing because there was not anything else worth printing or talking about and lemming like, they all follow along.

I don't care a whit about how these clowns are doing, up or down, but I am interested in the Congress that is being led by the nose, by these tea lunatics RIGHT WING, EVANGELICALS and filibustering everything Obama, when he comes out with a jobs bill to help the middle class and these jack@sses will not ask the rich to pay for it.

Any one who says the rich shouldn't ever have a tax increase for this lifetime, is either a fool or an ignorant believer in "Republican New Network.

You know they are not listening to the majority who say INCREASE taxes on the rich.

You also know the Republicans/tea loons are lying when they talk about the rich being "job creators"...Hell yes, since they have created so many jobs over the last decade when Bush was riding high at his Texas "ranch". I must have been asleep, when all these jobs were created. Last I remember were the Republicans and Bush losing 8 MILLION jobs.
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ThurmanLady
more fun - and logical - to be right
02:17 PM on 12/12/2011
Wow. What a nice, tolerant Democrat you are. The majority in Congress was overwhelmingly voted in to do a job a year ago and they are trying to do it - only to have Reid stall it or the Senate vote against it. And, even those Democrats in the Senate know that another jobs bill (Stimulus #2) will not work, which is why it wasn't enacted - that and some of them are up for re-election.

The "rich" already pay more than their fair share of taxes - almost 40% of the income taxes - while the "bottom" 47% pay no income tax. And those rich who want to be taxed more, won't donate to the National Debt. They just want more force and less freedom.

When Bush was in office the average unemployment was below 5% until the Democratic majority took over Congress. Funny, that's when the jobs were lost.
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h111aryc1inton
Just trying to tell the truth
02:52 PM on 12/12/2011
Just clicked to be a fan.
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RD2007
03:13 PM on 12/12/2011
Unfortunately "the majority" now means absolutely nothing in the senate, thanks to the republicans blatant and continued abuse of the filibuster. EVERY vote is NOT supposed to have a 60 vote majority in order to pass.

The fact that 1% of the population pays 40% of the income taxes is hardly a valid argument. It means that 1% makes close to half of ALL income in this country. The bottom 47% would LOVE to pay higher income taxes, if it meant that their income had increased by over 300% over the past 30 years.