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Posted: November 2, 2010 12:21 PM

One Bright Spot: Meg Whitman Eats It

What's Your Reaction:

Here's the good news: Meg Whitman will not be governor of California. That might not seem like much, compared to all the bad news, about Congress, and Senator Rand Paul, but it's something. And maybe even more than something.

Maybe it's very good news.

Meg Whitman will not be governor of California. That means Mitt Romney -- from whom Meg sprung, like Athena from the head of Zeus -- can't count on winning the California primary in 2012. He might win it, but he can't promise to win it. That makes him less inevitable as the nominee, and the perception of inevitability is all he's got. Meg Whitman losing today means the Republican nomination in 2012 is anybody's game.

Even Sarah Palin's.

And that's very good news. Because Obama could probably beat her.

Probably.

And as for Meg?

It took a lifetime's work to lose that race. Sure, there was the tacky business with the housekeeper, and the money turned people off, combined with a grinding total lack of warmth, charm, wit or humility. But, in the end, it was probably over before it started. Probably the fact that she never voted was all we needed to know.

It was the key to everything else. In the her fifty years on Earth before the morning Mitt told her to be governor, Meg Whitman just didn't give a shit.

And it wasn't just not voting. As far as anyone can tell she never went to a PTA meeting, or signed a petition, or wrote a letter to the editor, or put her change in the plastic can for Ronald McDonald House. Nothing.

She spent a lot of money on ads about herself. Believe me, we would have heard.

There've been other candidates with spotty voting records. She was the first candidate who had never done anything. She had the civic footprint of a stillborn.

Her only claim to public office was that she wanted it, and she had spent her whole life doing nothing but making money.

Which isn't, when it comes right down to it, good enough.

There are some also who, either from zeal in attending to their own business or through some sort of aversion to their fellow-men, claim that they are occupied solely with their own affairs, without seeming to themselves to be doing anyone any injury. But while they steer clear of the one kind of injustice, they fall into the other: they are traitors to social life, for they contribute to it none of their interest, none of their effort, none of their means.

-- De Officiis

Good riddance. And by that I mean "Ha ha fuck you."

One more thought from Cicero, on giving $140 million to political consultants who turn you into a joke:


The greater our prosperity, moreover, the more should we seek the counsel of friends, and the greater the heed that should be given to their advice. Under such circumstances also we must beware of lending an ear to sycophants or allowing them to impose upon us with their flattery. For it is easy in this way to deceive ourselves, since we thus come to think ourselves duly entitled to praise; and to this frame of mind a thousand delusions may be traced, when men are puffed up with conceit and expose themselves to ignominy and ridicule by committing the most egregious blunders.

So much for this subject.


 
Here's the good news: Meg Whitman will not be governor of California. That might not seem like much, compared to all the bad news, about Congress, and Senator Rand Paul, but it's something. And maybe...
Here's the good news: Meg Whitman will not be governor of California. That might not seem like much, compared to all the bad news, about Congress, and Senator Rand Paul, but it's something. And maybe...
 
 
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Leper
Giving the finger to intolerance
03:33 PM on 11/28/2010
You know, you didn't have to write a whole blog on this. The title says it all.
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Joe Moore
English Teacher in Japan
10:21 PM on 11/07/2010
I am so happy she is not Governor. :-) You're right, at least something good came out of this election cycle.
08:42 PM on 11/07/2010
Poor Meg, she can't help it. She was born with a RepubliCorp foot in her mouth.
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zelduh
Democrats: the REAL American patriots.
09:37 PM on 11/07/2010
Can't it be surgically removed??
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ThePeoplesKey
Writer/General Disreputable Rogue
08:26 PM on 11/07/2010
Almost the exact opposite of what happened in CA, happened in Michigan. We are now as red as Oklahoma, and apparently just as ignorant. That's right, (pun intended) the house, senate, governor, attorney general, secretary of state and even the state supreme court. Red from top to bottom. The good news is, there's now nobody to place blame on for failure except themselves even though I'm sure they will still try to blame the democrats when things don't go as planned, and sure as the sun rises tomorrow, I predict that their ignorant followers will believe them.

So what's the first thing our new governor does? Brings back the same appointees from the republican administration from 10 years ago. Yeah, the same ones who destroyed the state to begin with are now back with a new amateur edition of our former governor. I may have to move to Canada and sit this one out.

The more things change . . .
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PenGoddess
We are the Universe
09:30 PM on 11/07/2010
I heard there was a two year waiting list to get into Canada before the election. After the election, I heard there were 55 million inquiries. Good luck.
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ThePeoplesKey
Writer/General Disreputable Rogue
10:36 PM on 11/07/2010
Well, there's a thousand or so islands in the Caribbean that would serve just as well, not to mention, Brazil and a few other places. Of course you're right, I'd have to make a good case for why they might want someone like me as a resident. I think I'd start the list by acknowledging that I'm not a US conservative. That should get me some traction anyway . . .
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zelduh
Democrats: the REAL American patriots.
09:38 PM on 11/07/2010
Travesty. I am afraid they are going to fix your elections so that they'll never lose again.
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ThePeoplesKey
Writer/General Disreputable Rogue
10:40 PM on 11/07/2010
Seems they've already succeeded at fixing the mind set of the ignorant. I wonder how they're going to feel when they're out in the street with no safety net? I'm going to start asking for voting proof before sympathizing in the future . . .
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msles59130
The Tea Party is a cancer, and truth is the chemo
06:37 PM on 11/07/2010
The election was even more simple for California. We took a chance on a republican who had 'business experience' and success in the private sector. He wasted much of his time trying to be like George Bush, threatening and insulting our state legislature. He could get nothing done, until he let them do their jobs and got out of the way. But California needs a leader, and we need one with government experience. If the republicans were going to have a prayer, they should have elected Steve Poizner, the Insurance Commissioner. It was their only shot, but they wanted to be pure and elected a teabagger in the primary.
04:58 PM on 11/07/2010
As we move to a society of super-haves, haves, and have nots, and the super haves caging 100 to 1000s of what the haves got, and the haves caging 10 to 100 times what the have nots got (not), the super haves are becoming superior beings in their own minds. This is similar to other societies of hundreds to thousands of years ago where there were leaders and royalty and peers (or the equivalent in Egypt, South America, etc.) and the other humans were considered SO inferior .. to be used, for work, for sex, .. owned.

So the super haves want to use their money to buy into the political royalty - to buy a title, if you will. Sometimes it works - Romney in Massachusetts, Rubio in Florida. Sometimes it does not work - Whitman, Paladino, Fiorina, McMahon.

I wonder if the fact that many of the rejects are female has anything to do with their failures. Some clash of images? Do we want our female politicians to be "mama grizzlies" rather than "bottom line CEOs"?
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PenGoddess
We are the Universe
09:33 PM on 11/07/2010
Only the republicans want the Mama Grizzlies. They only like women they can picture barefoot and pregnant.
04:46 PM on 11/07/2010
On top of everything else, I get the feeling that most Californians recognized Little Miss Muffet's lack of experience in public service as a warning sign. Politics in California is a blood-sport and she had absolutely no idea of how she would govern the state or what obstacles she would face. Six months in office and Sacramento would chew her up and spit her out.

Our state generates $1.3Trillion in yearly GDP. That is a serious amount of money and resources. We need someone to be a good steward of the budget and to be a trusworthy, persuasive leader of the electorate. Jerry Brown is the best choice Californians could have made. And we did.
04:19 PM on 11/07/2010
She spent all that money and still lost! I can imagine how angry she is because in politics money talks and money can get you into elected office, but it didn't help poor Meg. She must of been a terrible candidate.
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kd45music
The truth is out there.
08:18 PM on 11/07/2010
That's an understatement.
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03:14 PM on 11/07/2010
CA is up to its eyeballs in serious problems - but at least now we have a chance to get the upper hand on them.

The USA will have NO chance to regain its former glory and prosperity as long as Republican dogma can be sold to the simple-minded...
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Leviathan21
02:18 PM on 11/07/2010
I love you for quoting Cicero - and doing it in such a brilliant way.
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WolfLady
SweetieFierce
02:16 PM on 11/07/2010
"Ding-dong, the witch is dead!"

Happy days...

~WolfLady~
Jazzcomedian
An easy going responsible bohemian
12:51 PM on 11/07/2010
Whitman claimed that the Hispanic woman who worked for her for 9 years was an excellent and honest woman, who they felt was like family, and yet when this woman let Whitman know she was illegal, she cut her loose without a moment's thought. As a billionaire she could've easily hired an immigration lawyer to help this woman get a green card. What would've it have cost her to help this woman she felt was like family? Certainly far, far, less less than the $140 million she spent trying to buy the governorship. Maybe $100,000 max. But no, claiming "it breaks my heart" she'd rather have this hard working, honest woman deported to live in abject poverty. What heart? That's Whitman's value system, and I have no use for it.
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03:00 PM on 11/07/2010
But - but - she DID treat the maid like family - did you ever ONCE lay eyes on either of her miscreant sons during the campaign?

That's what she means by treating "like family"...
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PenGoddess
We are the Universe
09:40 PM on 11/07/2010
She has children? Hmmm. You think you know a candidate...
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12:50 PM on 11/07/2010
great editorial except for the tacky use of the f word.
01:36 PM on 11/07/2010
Oh, I don't know about that. Sometimes nothing says it like the f word. And in this case, she expected to be able to buy the governorship, presumably for her own gain, as opposed to the gain of Californians.
If that sort of political attitude doesn't deserve the f word, I'm not sure what does.
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03:01 PM on 11/07/2010
But you were good with the "s" word?
12:20 PM on 11/07/2010
"Obama could probably beat Palin in 2012". ...probably?
Would certainly.
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justlw
Nehemiah Scudder 2012: Now More Than Ever
10:25 PM on 11/07/2010
I think that was some of that "hyperbole" thing the kids are all trying these days.
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studioh!
just.words.
12:19 PM on 11/07/2010
middle finger back atcha, meg! now slink away...