'Smash' Recap: 38 Eyerolls From Episode 12, 'Publicity,' In Chronological Order

Previously on "Smash": "Our day will come." "The incomparable Rebecca Duvall." "This has kinda been a tough time for me!" "We hate her."

Presented without commentary, the most absurd, comical, self-serious and/or humorless moments from episode 12, "Publicity," in chronological order.

1. "I usually come in early anyway."2. Ellis.3. "I see it. In my head."4. "I just heard something I think your boss needs to know."5. "I like her."6. Ellis typing.7. "Cooper? They're fantastic. I love them!"8. Rebecca's leather jacket.9. "You're not an understudy ... you're a star."10. Page Six headline: "Rebecca's Gal Pal?"11. "You have lost control of the rehearsal room!"12. "Boyfriends can be a problem on the way up."13. Rebecca's "doing shots!" face.14. "Then David Bowie showed up. He's totally nice."15. Julia's "where the hell is my son?" face.16. "Ah, so: he's got a record."17. "I'm not going to lie to you: running away is about the most dangerous thing a kid could do in New York."18. "This is what happens when a show starts to go down."19. "We're both exhausted."20. "So, the kale goes in with the coconut milk."21. "I will not have my stage manager hijacked to make smoothies."22. Ellis wheeling a fridge around.23. "My parents called three times to find out if I was a lesbian."24. "He's into wrestling now."25. Julia's "my son's friend is hiding him under the bed" face.26. "I have a peanut allergy."27. "I love Bollywood."28. "Not if you're one of the masses."29. "Leo's missing."30. "Julia's son."31. "It's a little late to start dating the pool boy."32. Karen's "I'm going to dream about a Bollywood dance number" face.33. The entire performance of "One Thousand and One Nights."34. "I'm FAMOUS!"35. "Ellis, would you make another smoothie?"36. "I felt like I was losing everything."37. "I don't know what anything is anymore."38. "I think Marilyn should sing that song."

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