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Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee

Moms Confess 20 More F'ed Up Things Their Kids Have Done

Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee | January 29, 2015 | Parents
If your resolution was to be a little more zen about the whole parenting thing this year, we think these stories will give you a good boost of morale to keep going and remember that you're an awesome parent!
Dorian de Wind

Obama Issues Executive Order Giving Him Authority to Issue Executive Orders

Dorian de Wind | January 29, 2015 | Comedy
In a historic early-morning ceremony in the Yellow Oval Room, attended only by Michelle Obama and pajama-clad White House dog Bo, and recorded for posterity by White Hose photographer Pete Souza, President Obama -- also pajama-clad -- signed the mother of all executive orders: an order giving him constitutional authority...
Lev Raphael

Mark Twain's Ghost Won't Rest

Lev Raphael | January 29, 2015 | Books
Currently, he haunts the Internet. He's constantly being quoted as saying encouraging, inspiring remarks your mother or your best friend might say to you when you're feeling miserable, or things you'd want on a thought-for-the-day calendar.
Stephanie D. Lewis

12 Zany Uses For Your Smartphone Camera

Stephanie D. Lewis | January 29, 2015 | Fifty
Take a picture of the hot/cold lever in the shower so you remember how it's swiveled for just the perfect temperature. Do the same thing with the little dial on your toaster after you've crisped the perfect bagel.
Elizabeth Broadbent

9 Mom Friends You Don't Need

Elizabeth Broadbent | January 29, 2015 | Parents
Sometimes, amidst the coffee cups and barf-stained yoga pants at the playground, you meet your mom BFF. And sometimes, well -- sometimes, it's the opposite.
Marcia Liss

Afraid of the Dark

Marcia Liss | January 29, 2015 | Comedy
David Munk

On the Set of FX's 'The Americans': or, How to Survive Being an Extra on the Graveyard Shift

David Munk | January 28, 2015 | Comedy
Extra work can be easy or hard. Mostly it is just boring. However, my work on The Americans was an overnight shoot so it was, at least, certain to be lucrative. Here is a breakdown of that day and night.
Jacqui Zadik

7 Hilarious (and True) Changes From Baby No. 1 to Baby No. 3

Jacqui Zadik | January 28, 2015 | Parents
Kid No. 1: Everything is brand new, washed in delicate soap and properly folded and put away in the matching dresser or hung on color-coordinated hangers. Kid No. 2: Hand-me-downs are washed and haphazardly checked for stains. Kid No. 3: It's cool if boys wear purple polka dots, right?
Katie Goodman

Getting a Grip: How to Take the Suckiness Out of January... and Get Your Groove Back

Katie Goodman | January 28, 2015 | Comedy
This time of year, it's easy to hole up, reassess everything a little TOO much, and generally be a drag to everyone -- even your kids' hamsters. I mean really, when you are snuggling a hamster and telling it how well it understands you, it's time to do a little check-in.
Renee Fisher

Blame It On Mercury Retrograde

Renee Fisher | January 28, 2015 | Fifty
As any deep thinker and follower of astrology knows, the planets, when they aren't spinning around and minding their own business, have total control over our lives
Sarah Bregel

The 50 Stages of Sleep Deprivation

Sarah Bregel | January 28, 2015 | Parents
You feel like you've been through the washing machine at 6 a.m. and want to close your eyes so badly just when you're supposed to be starting your day.
Paul Ollinger

Apple's $178 Billion in Cash Would Buy SO MUCH WEED

Paul Ollinger | January 28, 2015 | Comedy
Apple CEO Tim Cook told analysts on the earnings call, "The volume is hard to comprehend." No sh*t it's hard to comprehend! Can you imagine -- $178 billion worth of weed? It's totally blowing my mind -- and I'm not even high right now.
Marcia Liss

Grand Illusions

Marcia Liss | January 28, 2015 | Comedy
Steven Clifford

A List of Lists

Steven Clifford | January 28, 2015 | Comedy
My data analytics consultant informs me that I am not trending, especially among millennials. She suggests I publish lists since millennials click on lists. Being data-driven, I am test-blogging potential lists.
Sam Greenfield

Campaign Slogans for GOP Presidential Hopefuls

Sam Greenfield | January 28, 2015 | Comedy
Sarah Palin -- You think I sound goofy? Like the dog? Then you're a bad American.
Kerry O'Brien

5 Things Introverts Do Every Day

Kerry O'Brien | January 27, 2015 | Comedy
Introverts are often misunderstood. Are they shy or just require a little more 'me' time? To find out more about the introverted type, I recently spoke with a group of introverts and asked them to tell me the things they did every single day. Here are the five things that introverts do everyday...
Tom Shillue

The Blizzard of '78

Tom Shillue | January 27, 2015 | Comedy
So Winter Storm Juno is upon us. Or is it #BlizzardOf2015? Whatever we call it, it cannot possibly compete with The Blizzard of '78, the legendary Nor'easter of my childhood that shut down all of New England for a week. Yes, this 2015 snowfall may close the schools and strangle...
Marta Ibarrondo

Why Does it Snow?

Marta Ibarrondo | January 27, 2015 | Comedy
Jeff Danziger

New York Snow Storm

Jeff Danziger | January 27, 2015 | New York
New York Snow Storm
Kathleen Harris

The Eight Kinds of People Who Post on Facebook During #Snowmageddon

Kathleen Harris | January 27, 2015 | Comedy
2. The Curmudgeons: originally hail from Canada, the Northeast, or the Midwest, and virtually roll their eyes at any precipitous snow-related hand-wringing.
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