Earlier this month, Keedar Whittle filmed his live audience comedy special titled Hear Me Out at the El Portal Theatre in Hollywood. The show was very well received by the audience and featured a slew of other performers, including host Matt Rife. The show will be available on television...
Careful, they are skilled at stealth attacks. They can change a story overnight, even the big ones -- that's why they're paid the big bucks. And now, they're taking on their biggest challenge. Convincing the American people and whatever media isn't owned by the Democratic Party to start talking about...
DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ, LATEST VICTIM, FORCED TO RESIGN FROM DNC! Following a string of highly visible career implosions centered around Washington, D.C., Little Rock Arkansas and New York City, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta issued a stern warning to anyone considering an alliance -- personal or professional...
When I was six years old I was crazy about the Beatles. So much so, that my grandpa gave me a diamond ring and told me it was from Paul McCartney. I'm sure the ring came from Murphy's Five and Dime (or a...
WOLF: Congratulations, Mr. Trump. I hear you've chosen your vice president.
TRUMP: Yeah, great guy. What was his name again?
As Donald Trump might say, if the following modest proposals are not true, they should be true, and that is all that matters.
Have you ever felt unappreciated for the lengths you've gone to when it comes feting a friend or business associate? Instead of going to the Stop and Shop or the Food Emporium, you've spent the extra bucks at Citarella's to get those porterhouse...
Americans don't use the word "twit" as much as the English do, which is too bad. Twits are brainless people and they're all over the Internet, wasting space in comments sections at news sites or anytime someone posts a blog. They blather...
NEW YORK, NY, July 23, 2016: Donald J. Drumpf is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Canadians entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out exactly what the hell is going on. It is clear there is a great hatred towards Americans...
Americans don't use the word "twit" as much as the English do, which is too bad. Twits are brainless people and they're all over the Internet, wasting space in comments sections at news sites or anytime someone posts a blog. They blather and they bluster, mistaking noise for sense.
Have you heard of that awesome new app PokéMOM GO? It helps moms find all the things they've lost since they've had kids. Like their abs ... and minds ... It's amazing!
Can you imagine what it must be like to have made it to President? You've been inaugurated and you're going to spend the first night in The White House. If you're Hillary or some future female president of the United States you're probably...
Exiting Brexit - 10 ways for the UK to Offset Leaving the E.U A Reverse Mortgage for Buckingham Palace - Nothing will put a smile on those Buckingham Palace guards more then knowing their paychecks won't bounce. ...
Awake and asleep all at once and lying on my side on a hard bed, slowly waking. I had no clue where I was, a sensation so familiar as to remove any tartness. Instead, I was blasé about discovering where now had I landed.
My name is Donald Trump. Like every elementary school-aged child trapped in the body of a megalomaniacal man, I use my Social-Emotional Learning Toolbox that gives me the very best tools on the face of the Earth that I need to simulate human emotions.
In the midst of the seemingly endless barrage of BS we're dealing with in society at large, fandom has always served as a much needed respit for me. Like everything else, it's a microcosm of the larger world so I'm not naive to its problems.
Two dogs were twice as annoying, in every way.
" Ramona Quimby,
Andrew Lloyd Webber,
By Jerry Zezima It has been said, probably by Andrew Lloyd Webber, that a cat has nine lives. If that's true, it means the cats in our humble home had 36. It also means I should win a Tony Award because my version of "Cats" ran even longer than Lloyd...
Never let a poor connection, expired data or server issues stop you from catching Pokemon ever again with this handy new trick to play Pokemon Go offline: This innovative method basically eliminates the need for your phone to connect to a server and generate Pokemon in augmented-reality. It instead operates entirely on the phone by utilising reality-reality. And using the hack is quite easy! All one has to do is simply launch a different app on start-up to the official Pokemon Go app called, the Camera. Luckily, this is pre-installed on most phones and is considered pretty stable (depending on the user). Once you have launched the app, you are free to explore the world and catch real, physical, pokemon that people have left all around your backyard (most likely you). While the app is free to run, there are some set up costs. Namely, at least one pokeball and a stuffed pokemon toy. This is where this method can turn people off as it has potential to be quite expensive (I challenge you to find a Pikachu for under $10)! Thankfully though, there is a work-around to solve this issue. If the player is willing to activate their imagination in place of authenticity. By instead, using unlicensed pokemon characters they may have around the house, such as MnM-Dispense-O-Mon and Coca-Cola-Polar-Bear-Memorabilia-Mon. And there you have it! With these simple tools you are now free to become the best Pokemon trainer there ever was. Anywhere, and at anytime. Go catch 'em...