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Nancy Roman

Blueberry Picking Rules

Nancy Roman | July 31, 2015 | Comedy
Blueberry picking is a serene activity. I wish that everyone could experience blueberry picking. By 'everyone' -- I don't mean, like, 'everyone' everyone. I'd like to suggest a few exclusions.
Jeffrey Dwoskin

Looking To Tweet Great Stuff? Play Hashtag Games

Jeffrey Dwoskin | July 31, 2015 | Comedy
Sure, you can post about that amazing bowl of oatmeal you just ate. Who doesn't want to tap into your hands-on knowledge that 'raisins, not the brown sugar, really make the oatmeal *a meal*!' But after you've posted about your oatmeal, now what?
Stacia Friedman

Palin Ready for Prime Time

Stacia Friedman | July 31, 2015 | Comedy
"We're gonna knock your socks off, America!" said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for customers at the Lock 'N Load Dinner in Wasilla, Alaska. "Are you nervous about how the press will respond to Trump naming you Political Director...
Greg Schwem

This Selfie Stick Makes My Life Awesome!

Greg Schwem | July 31, 2015 | Comedy
For a week I sat in a lawn chair next to our mailbox, waiting for the sound of the U.S. Postal truck. Or UPS. I didn't care who delivered it. But the wait was unbearable.
Marcia Liss

The Entertainer

Marcia Liss | July 31, 2015 | Comedy
Heather Kasdan

Ode to the Almighty Cellphone

Heather Kasdan | July 30, 2015 | Comedy
It all started out with that phone on your ear. A phone on your ear, oh my, what did you hear? I heard nothing with words, but saw quite a bit. I saw news and weather and every tidbit Of people and dogs' lives In...
Greg Mania

Alternative Ways to Sign Off On An Email

Greg Mania | July 30, 2015 | Comedy
It's unequivocally clear emails have evolved into their own form of communication. With this form comes a new standard of digital etiquette; it may seem like a minor element in an email, but a sign off conveys a lot about you to your recipient.
Susie Sampson

Donald Trump, You're Hired El Presidente!

Susie Sampson | July 30, 2015 | Comedy
Donald Trump is just flyin' up those polls! Such an unexpected surprise and I couldn't be happier. We need more hate and nastiness in our elections to keep people honest...he'll be a great president.
Nell Minow

New Yorker Cartoonist Matthew Diffee on His Book: Hand-Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People

Nell Minow | July 30, 2015 | Books
Matthew Diffee's cartoons for the New Yorker are deliciously funny, wickedly clever, and drawn with endless wit and skill. His Rejection Collection books gave us a chance to see the best of the hundreds of cartoons turned down by the New Yorker editors.
Ted McCagg

Anonymous Cosby Acquaintances Speak Out

Ted McCagg | July 30, 2015 | Comedy
Chris Cate

13 Things You Can and Can't Say to Any Baby

Chris Cate | July 30, 2015 | Parents
Appropriate: Where's your nose? Inappropriate: Where's your nose? Can you not smell yourself? Whew.
Marcia Liss

Wonder Woman

Marcia Liss | July 30, 2015 | Comedy
Dorian de Wind

President Trump's 750th Press Conference

Dorian de Wind | July 30, 2015 | Comedy
President Trump, surrounded by his entire cabinet, held his 750th daily press conference today. The following is a rough, annotated, somewhat edited, extremely cleaned-up transcript.
Stacie Corliss

30 Days of Online Dating: What I Learned

Stacie Corliss | July 29, 2015 | Comedy
If you're reading this, you're most likely aware that I once decided to go on 30 online dates in 30 days and (over)share my experiences with complete and total strangers. The actual 30-day period took place in the fall of 2013. Why did it take me a full year to begin writing about it? Let's just say it was a rough and bumpy road to recovery.
Galanty Miller

I Feel Like Miley Cyrus and I Would Be Really Great Friends

Galanty Miller | July 30, 2015 | Comedy
This morning I read an on-line news headline: Miley Cyrus Posts Photo of Herself As Topless Pirate. I thought to myself, "If I die right now at this moment, the last thing I will have ever read was 'Miley Cyrus Posts Photo of Herself As Topless Pirate.'"
Marcia Liss

First Row

Marcia Liss | July 29, 2015 | Comedy
Joni Edelman

17 Drinks For The Modern (Exhausted, Overworked) Mother

Joni Edelman | July 28, 2015 | Parents
Mom-osa: This is like a mimosa, only leave out the OJ. Because your greedy, selfish children drank it all. That's fine. Juice is for babies.
Marcia Liss

Failure to Communicate

Marcia Liss | July 28, 2015 | Comedy
Francis Levy

Pornosophy: The Four S's

Francis Levy | July 28, 2015 | Comedy
Remember when women used to shave their legs--and other parts? Now that Brazilian or bikini waxing is waning, old fashioned shaving is experiencing a renaissance for those who don't want to remove body hair forever.
Spencer Green

Do-It-Yourself Donald Trump Story!

Spencer Green | July 28, 2015 | Comedy
(1) Donald Trump once again (2) during a speech he gave yesterday (3). "(4)," Trump said, which immediately resulted in (5).
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