Sixty-seven years ago, George Orwell observed that "[Political] prose consists more and more of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated hen house." Nowadays, you can't watch cable news for 10 minutes without hearing a talking head hold forth with a "having said that," a...
I still don't know who Miranda is or why she is associated with the right to remain silent but now that the Supreme Court has ruled that a suspect's silence before being Mirandized can actually be used against them in a court of law, it is particularly important...
Life isn't about obtaining great riches or notoriety. It's about the connections you make with other people, your fellow human beings. And I've got someone I just know is going to make quite an impression on you. Allow me introduce my neighbor, Fred McInconsideraton.
At a press conference this morning, White House officials requested that all the "good" Syrian rebels immediately identify themselves as such to the proper authorities so the United States can support them in their battle against President Bashar al-Assad.
A conversation recorded between Lt. Gen. Keith B. Alexander, director of the National Security Agency, and Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook.
Before kids my husband Henry and I decided to walk on the wild side one night when we accepted an invitation from friends to attend a BDSM (Bondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism) Valentine's Day party hosted by the ever discreet and refined Mike Boner.
The city in the summer is a special case. If you have ever spent more than 30 seconds on a subway platform during rush hour in August, you will know of what I speak.
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"Man of Steel" had the biggest June opening in movie history this weekend, bringing in $125.1 million this weekend. Watch as Batman takes to the streets to get the real scoop and reviews from audiences and fans in Hollywood. Enjoy!
Age and nature have certainly darkened your insides and we are here to help! Introducing Tampax Deep White™ Vagina Whitening Tampons: designed to brighten your vaginal walls and leave you shining from the inside out.
When I lived in New York name-dropping was a competitive game akin to chess. I learned to avoid obvious name-dropping as this is easily frustrated by the "who he?" counter gambit.
I don't mean to brag, but I think I can confidently say that I have perfected the role of a perpetual "Before" picture when it comes to day-to-day beauty.
When approached by a possible suitor, be sure to lure them over to the gardening section, as making initial contact around the nails, caulk and nipples is a bit too forward these days -- and the puns are entirely too obvious. You're screwed.
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It's that time of year again. School is out, the seniors are graduating, and students are welcoming summer vacation with open arms. What bleak future is in store for them, God only knows.
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After the snooze fest of last season, this premiere was everything we love about "True Blood" and then some. Is he Billith or still pretty much Bill? We never know! The fact is that we have to wait to find out what crazy underworld powers he's unleashed.
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Tonight we found out that Bob is not truly a product of the great state of Wisconsin (your loss, Cheddarheads). His identity is as thin and fragile as the pathetic map tacked up on his office wall.
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Father's Day is about honoring the great Dads out there who have really made a difference in their children's lives. And what better way to recognize the great parents than pranking people with examples of horrible parents? The "Bad Parenting" countdown includes the classic "stroller down an escalator" trick, a dad who blows smoke into his infants eyes, another dad dropping his baby in a subway and more! And it's all hosted by YouTube's resident prank-master, Greg Benson. Featured Videos: Subway Sleeper 2 Baby Farts Smoking Baby Don't Scare the Baby Baby Stroller Stair Prank Folding the Baby Prank For more hilarious videos from your favorite YouTube stars, subscribe to What's...
The truth, the awful truth, and nothing but the truth.
Leaders in House and Senate Intelligence Committees have defended the program, saying it's nothing new. To my mind, "Of course we're spying on you!" constitutes a new definition for government transparency.
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Probably because the Moon was basically revealed to be the world's largest webcam this week, Americans have been obsessed with a bygone era.
