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Marcia Liss

Silence is Golden

Marcia Liss | May 29, 2015 | Comedy
Larry Paros

The Top Ten Ways to Select the Republican Candidate for President

Larry Paros | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
The answer is simple. Have candidates compete on the Nation's top reality TV shows. It's a format they should all feel comfortable with. The GOP, after all, has had a long and contentious relationship with reality. And reality shows are to reality what Fox News is to news.

10 Surefire Ways to Sin During Yoga

Ravishly | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
According to a retired Catholic bishop in Nebraska, practicing yoga is not just a great way to relieve stress and build strength -- it's also "an occasion of serious sin."It might sound ridiculous, but it is so easy to sin during yoga. Here are 10 of the most common yoga sins you might not even know you're committing.
Hana Nazir

7 Common College Application Answers, Translated

Hana Nazir | May 28, 2015 | Teen
"President and CEO of Technological Connection Assistance Company" = I helped my grandparents make Facebook accounts so they would stop asking me if I was in a relationship.
Francis Levy

Conscious and Unconscious Factors Affecting Response Levels to E-Mail Requests

Francis Levy | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
You are a man who hates women. You are a woman who hates men. Yet these feelings are very repressed so you don't even realize you are failing to respond. You have the ANS (autonomic nervous system) or CNS (Central Nervous System) of an animal, who can smell the fear of his prey.
Stacie Corliss

30 Days of Online Dating: My First (and Best) JDate

Stacie Corliss | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
Born in LA, JDJ loves his family, loves his job, loves his life...who knew there were so many well-adjusted men nestled in the bosom of this city?
Jill Ginsberg

Crowdfund This: 10 Family Luxuries You Can Have For Free

Jill Ginsberg | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
Forget living within your financial means. Now you can one-up the Joneses by using their money to move into a larger home in a better neighborhood with a bigger yard. Perfect for that 5-in-1 combo Moon Bouncy Castle you've been wanting to rent!
Marcia Liss

The Talk

Marcia Liss | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
Mary McLaurine

Bladders and Bears and Butts, Oh My!

Mary McLaurine | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
Vaginal Mesh, Vaginal Sling, Bladder Mesh, Bladder Sling. I have heard these 8 words over the last three months more than I have heard my own name spoken over my 60 years on earth. I don't know what they are.
Terry Lyons

Jim Breuer: Sports & Comedy Intersect for Stand-Up Guy

Terry Lyons | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
No matter how much talent a professional coach has on his roster or a player has in his God-given gene pool, there's nothing that compares to preparation through practice, even if the ticket-buying public thinks they can just roll out the balls and play. Now picture the life of a stand-up comic.
Carl Pettit

The Upsides of a Political Body Double

Carl Pettit | May 27, 2015 | Comedy
Saddam Hussein did it. So did Andy Warhol. Joseph Stalin was a big fan of using a body double (killing tens of millions of people can create a few murderous enemies), too.
Mark Brennan Rosenberg

Social Media: The Next Generation of the Salem Witch Trials

Mark Brennan Rosenberg | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
Guys, we simply cannot be outraged about inconsequential things on a day-to-day basis. It makes us no better than the two teenage girls who cried "witchcraft" because they wanted attention back in 1692.
Amy Nielson

If Graduation Speeches Were Honest

Amy Nielson | May 27, 2015 | Comedy
Today, we celebrate your bleak future, where you will be forced to make your own decisions, cook your own food and fold your own laundry. The medical bills you incur will now be sent in your name, and the monthly rent check will emerge from your pocket.
Ali Adler

A Gay Woman's Relationship Advice For Straight Women

Ali Adler | May 27, 2015 | Women
My straight lady friends love to pepper me with "Is it true that..." types of questions. Like I'm the answer key, the Teacher's Edition, to what men think and feel. Like I'm willing to be an inside trader. And the truth is, I am.
Greg Schwem

Feeling Grumpy About Disney Magic

Greg Schwem | May 28, 2015 | Comedy
"Touch Mickey to Mickey," the Disney employee instructed me, a tinge of frustration creeping into her mandatorily sunny Disney disposition. "I'm trying," I replied, tempted to add a profanity or two before remembering that, this being Disney World, there were bound to be children nearby. Not my own, but children nonetheless.
Renee Fisher

Guns N' Roses

Renee Fisher | May 27, 2015 | Fifty
BL suspects that if there weren't a very large buck to be made (and shot at, on occasion), most gun sales would revert back to hunting rifles and whatever is used for target practice.
Jeff Danziger

Bernie-Hillary Rodeo

Jeff Danziger | May 27, 2015 | Politics
Bernie-Hillary Rodeo
Francis Levy

"Established By the State"

Francis Levy | May 27, 2015 | Comedy
"Established by the state," are the four words that could kill the Affordable Care Act. But let's take a look at some other words that have been of crucial importance to both Americans and mankind in general to see how these four stand up.
Marcia Liss

The Wishful Thinker

Marcia Liss | May 27, 2015 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

'What's in a Name? Ask Poppie'

Jerry Zezima | May 27, 2015 | Comedy
I have been called many things in my life, not all of them repeatable in polite company, which I am seldom in anyway. But the one I love to hear repeated is Poppie, which is what I am called by my 2-year-old granddaughter, Chloe.
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