Love & Sex,
If society actually does care about you and the one-eyed snail, it's nowhere near as much as people praise hot chicks and the omnipotent V.A.G. Online lists abound of all sorts of female fuckables and you're just feeling . . . left out right?
This is an incredibly volatile and precarious time in the annals of history. Crucial votes on our leadership and governmental policy could shake the very foundations of our democracy. The ideologies of those who would assume power are so polarizing that to remain...
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump today reflected on his storied military career while laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Shareholder.
George W. Bush,
The Donald Trump infection is a relatively new strain of superbug called trumpococcus teapartius. It is highly resistant to antibiotics or reason, so the body politic must rely on its white cells to fight off the infection.
Fill in the blanks... I will ___________________. I never said I would ____________________. I only suggested that I would ____________________________. I only answered someone who asked if I would ___________________________. I said I had heard that there were some who said ___________________________...
Ariana Grande's newest single, "Into You", is blowing up with the release of her music video, which means there will be many parodies to come of this song. But what happens when Ariana starts suing everyone who makes parodies?
After 20 years in Los Angeles this has taken some getting used to--the humility, the big toe in the dirt "aw shucks, who me-edness" of the Midwesterner's response to a compliment. In L.A., for example, when someone says, "You look nice today,"...
Summer Vacation Ideas,
When I hear the words, "Summer Vacation" it sends shivers down my spine. I have three children, who I love, but the summers can be intense. Check out my thoughts on summer vacation. Meredith is a work-from-home mother of three who writes about the inappropriate side of marriage and motherhood on her blog at That's Inappropriate. Follow her on Facebook YouTube and
Living with a toddler is kind of like living with a tiny drunk person.
Worst Song Ever,
As many of you know, I consider myself a big fan of music. I know that's not a particularly profound thought, but in my case -- what with my funk radio show (moving to alternate Tuesdays starting June 21!) -- it runs a little deeper. Music is one of my...
As tourists visit Key West so does stormy weather. Each leaves his own detritus, whether teardrops or raindrops. Eating a sunny morning alive a wind might stir. Dry leaves clatter attracting attention to those paying it. Cats drag indoors, birds quieten. A mass of clouds trap light beams like swords...
Do you hate D*nald Tr*mp's love of hate? Maybe B*rnie S*anders rubs you in all the wrong ways. Are you not, in any way, with her (aka H*llery Cl*nton)?
Gazing up at you on your porch as the crisp early-evening air envelopes the two of us, a poignant thought has come to me. I'm struck by how two people who've been acquainted for this short a period of time can have such an intimate understanding of each other's deepest desires.
Poor Hillary Clinton and her server problems. It's getting bad.
I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of women come up to me, and they ask me. They say, 'how can I be a successful woman'?'