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Marcia Liss

Die Laughing

Marcia Liss | March 1, 2015 | Comedy
Marcia Liss

Nothing's Impossible...

Marcia Liss | February 28, 2015 | Comedy
Steven Clifford

Unfair Competition

Steven Clifford | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
Last week the Sarbanes-Oxley act of 2002 was again in the news. I can't compete with Sarbanes-Oxley. I can't make up stuff this good.
Alexandra Villarreal

Demetri Martin Is a Pretty Cool Cat

Alexandra Villarreal | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
Martin is all about games and puzzles. He writes 500-word palindromes for amusement and transforms everyday enigmas into equations and formulas with a whimsical bent. Because of his idiosyncratic outlook on humanity, he's earned acclaim in the entertainment industry.
Hank Hanna

Unfortunate Cookie?

Hank Hanna | February 27, 2015 | Parents
He sort of looked down, defeated, and handed the cookie to me. I pulled him over for a hug and a snuggle and told him it was OK and that he could have it. He opened the cookie up and handed me the fortune from inside.
Stacie Corliss

30 Days of Online Dating: How Soon Is Too Soon?

Stacie Corliss | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
This is a modern dating experiment. One girl. Five dating sites. Hundreds of chats. Thirty days. Thirty dates. Eighteen guys. (?) boyfriend. To start at the beginning, click here -- or jump right in at date nine below.
Katia Bishops

5 Reasons I'm Breaking Up With You, Oscars

Katia Bishops | February 27, 2015 | Parents
Gee, thanks so much for taunting me and showering me (no pun intended) with an endless parade of freshly-cleaned, coiffed and manicured individuals of both genders, none of whom is wearing stickers.
Lev Raphael

Fifty Shades of Grey is a Laff Riot

Lev Raphael | March 1, 2015 | Comedy
Waiting in a doctor's office soon after Fifty Shades of Grey was becoming a bestseller, I overheard two quite elderly women discussing it. One said, "We had it in our reading group." The other asked, "What did you think?" Without hesitation, the first woman replied, "I didn't learn anything new."...
Lester & Charlie

Is the New AP Test Really Too Liberal?

Lester & Charlie | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
Why all the conservative fuss? While we admit that it's been a long time since we've taken any tests other than a breathalyzer, we took one of the "sample" AP tests online to see for ourselves. Liberal bias? Really?
Todd Hartley

I'm With Stupid: How to Make Sure You're Buying a Christian Potato

Todd Hartley | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
I'm not sure what "Christian principles" the committee is referring to, but when it comes to the collected works and thoughts of Madison and Jefferson, I move that we go with the Bill of Rights over some nebulous, assumed principles. But that's just me.
Kali Kasprzyk

Top 5 Unsolicited Comments From Strangers on 2 Kids Under 2

Kali Kasprzyk | February 27, 2015 | Parents
The title says it all. I'm a mom of two kids. Under two. I am fully aware of this. Ever since it became obvious that I was carrying Baby A in my tummy, I started to get an outpouring of comments.
Tom Falco

Seeing Red Over 'That Dress'

Tom Falco | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
Michael Rudin

A Breakup Letter to McDonald's

Michael Rudin | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
You've been there for me for so long and I've been selfish. I haven't let you go because it would be letting go of a lot more -- admitting something I know I'm not ready to -- but that's not fair, and I realize that now.
Marcia Liss

Black Eyed Peas

Marcia Liss | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
Terry Marotta

To You, Erma, Sister of Mine

Terry Marotta | February 26, 2015 | Comedy
Erma wrote a column every week for 32 years. By now, I have been writing one for 35 years -- and with every passing birthday, I think what a privilege it has been to follow in her footsteps.
Karl Wilder

What They Don't Tell You About Wearing a Cast

Karl Wilder | February 26, 2015 | Comedy
Mine was surgery after a car accident, maybe for you it will be a broken leg, or another type of surgery. After you leave the hospital hobbling out on the crutches you life will change, at least temporarily.
David Fagin

House Republcians Looking Into Why Blackmail and Bribes Failed to Secure Net Neutrality Vote

David Fagin | February 27, 2015 | Comedy
Speaker of the House John Boehner announced today that his office will be launching an unprecedented probe into why bribes and kickbacks were not enough to secure a victory in the years-long, hotly contested, Net Neutrality issue.
Jeff Kreisler

Terrorist Labels, Terrorist Sitcoms

Jeff Kreisler | February 26, 2015 | Comedy
Watch the first episode of The Final Edition's new Jihadistan-based sitcom, "Secret Diaries of a Terrorist."
Devorah Blachor

36 Ways You're Messing Up Your Child

Devorah Blachor | February 26, 2015 | Parents
Bathe your child in paraben-free, SLS-free, soap-free liquid cleanser-like substance. Not too hot. Or cold. The water should be a little like baby bear's porridge.
Marcia Liss

All Gone?

Marcia Liss | February 26, 2015 | Comedy
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