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John Pickhaver

Man Fails To Check If He Has Milk Before Pouring Cereal Into Bowl

John Pickhaver | June 30, 2016 | Comedy
The day began like any other for 52-year-old Larry O'Hara. He grabbed the box of Corn Flakes from his kitchen cabinet and poured it in a bowl. He then got a spoon from the drawer and headed for the refrigerator.
Taylor Hirstein

This Is What Happens When You Enforce Silly Made-Up Laws in Central Park

Taylor Hirstein | June 29, 2016 | Comedy
The U.S. has been known to enforce some of the silliest, and at times, seemingly most archaic laws known to man.
John Pickhaver

Florida Woman Learns There Is Actually A Wrong Way To Eat A Reese's

John Pickhaver | June 29, 2016 | Comedy
Unfortunately, one Florida woman found out the hard way that there is indeed a wrong way to eat a Reese's. Forty-six-year-old, Michele Underwood was arrested last week after she was clocked speeding at 127 miles per hour along a stretch of Interstate-95.
Rhiannon Giles

Local Woman Escorted Off Premises After Gun Revealed To Be Yoga Mat

Rhiannon Giles | June 29, 2016 | Comedy
Looking up from the gun he was cleaning, Rawlings added, "Young folks these days don't have so much impulse control, and I've heard that yoga is a gateway to meditation. I mean, have these kids even taken a yoga safety class?"
Francis Levy

Pornosophy: In Praise of Objectification

Francis Levy | June 30, 2016 | Comedy
Objectification is a much maligned intention. Everybody resists the idea of being objectified. Certainly feminism rails against the objectification of women, though few feminists express equal concern about the objectification of fetching looking studs. One of the objections is that by singling out...
James Schlarmann

House Benghazi Report Reveals Hillary Clinton Was Second Gunman On Grassy Knoll

James Schlarmann | June 29, 2016 | Comedy
Buried in the hundreds of pages of the highly-anticipated House Benghazi Committee report is something that may not have been seen by the mainstream media outlets at first, but it is quickly gathering momentum in the 24-hour news cycle.
John Krifka

Donald Doubles Down on Bad English

John Krifka | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
'if it ain't no Brexit, don't not wrecks it'
Elaine Ambrose

Leave A Legacy Of Laughter

Elaine Ambrose | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
Laughter truly is the best medicine, and my children and their children should live healthy lives and giggle well into old age. I'm looking forward to the time when my grandchildren will avoid parental reprimands by telling tall tales and creating animated excuses.
Marcia Liss

Canned

Marcia Liss | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
Julie Gerstenblatt

Ocean State Of Mind, Volume 2: One Road

Julie Gerstenblatt | June 29, 2016 | Comedy
"Barrington? You can't live in Barrington," my father-in-law said matter-of-factly when my husband, Brett, and I announced where, in the vast state of Rhode Island, we would be buying a home. He shook his head back and forth like, you idiots. I was surprised by his response. After all,...
John Pickhaver

Southern California Doctor Offers Free Kale Shakes To Parents Unsure About Vaccinating Their Children

John Pickhaver | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
With more and more parents choosing not to vaccinate their children these days, one Los Angeles area doctor has taken a unique approach in curbing the spread of some of these highly-infectious and life-threatening illnesses.
Sherman Yellen

Brexit The Queen

Sherman Yellen | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
A play in five minutes. Open in the Queen's chamber -- Buckingham Palace Enter Elizabeth 2, followed by PM David Cameron E: Well, sir, you really made a mess of it. What my feisty late sister Margaret would have called a puck up. A true blue cockup. Calling for that...
James Schlarmann

Confused Trump Supporter Thinks Britons Just Voted To Keep Breakfast

James Schlarmann | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
Clem O'Connell considers himself "extremely political." He follows everything in the political world he can, in his words, "get it from a trusted, reliable, unbiased source like World News Daily, Fox News, or Allen West's podcast and Facebook posts."
Dan Miles

The English Language Continues To Evolve

Dan Miles | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
Jerry and Joe Long

DNC Searches For Corrupt Pansexual Candidates To Intensify Illusion Of Progress Without Alienating Paulson/Will/Kissinger Wing Of Party

Jerry and Joe Long | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
Banking executive Barney Frank announced today that the Democratic Party will ramp up its efforts to appear inclusive on any issue that doesn't directly impact the financial interests of the affluent Eisenhower Republicans who own it.
Mark Brennan Rosenberg

The New Rules Of Dating

Mark Brennan Rosenberg | June 27, 2016 | Comedy
Because it's 2016 and let's face it, you've got a better chance of giving a guy a handjob in the back of a taxi after a shitty night of dim sum than you do a peck on the cheek after an ice cream social, it's time to rewrite the rules of dating for this generation.
Samuel C. Spitale

Test Your Patriotism With The Red, White, And You Quiz

Samuel C. Spitale | June 27, 2016 | Comedy
Sure, it feels patriotic to BBQ on our day off and light fireworks we hope won't start a brush fire, but it's little more than consumerism wrapped in the seasonal marketing of nationalism. But fear not! If you wanna put your patriotism to the test, we've got just the thing for you.
Joshua Estrin

Relationships: The Unspoken Pitfall

Joshua Estrin | June 28, 2016 | Comedy
I'm not a relationship expert, but I've had my fair share of relationships and each has taught me something not only about the complexity of human interaction but equally as important, what role I play in the deliciously unpredictable world of human intimacy. Relationships are not easy and yet all...
Pam Ferderbar

7 Traits Of Self-Actualized People

Pam Ferderbar | June 27, 2016 | Comedy
We all know people who are "working on becoming a better person," but I've yet to meet one who's said, "I worked really hard to become a better person, and now I am one. Don't you just love me?"
Ming Holden

Go Home, 2016, You're Drunk.

Ming Holden | June 27, 2016 | Comedy
2016, we're staging this intervention because we love you. We are worried about your recent behavior, and we want to express concern about your health and your future. We are taking away your car keys and your booze and sitting you down for some real talk.
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