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Mindy Tucker

Stolen Moment of the Week: Murderfist at The Knitting Factory

Mindy Tucker | April 24, 2015 | Comedy
Who: Murderfist Where: Knitting Factory, 361 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY When: April 20, 2015 What: Murderfist before "Rob Cantrell and Murderfist Save the Earth: A 4/20 Spectacular". This link has more photos with Rob Cantrell,...
Stacie Corliss

30 Days of Online Dating: Bros and Bikinis

Stacie Corliss | April 24, 2015 | Comedy
I give him my number on a Monday. He waits until Friday to text. How underwhelming. We chat about my week, his dogs, recreational water activities in general, the usual. Sunday evening, he checks in for the actual date-making.
Spencer Green

The White House Correspondents' Dinner: Celebrating Journalistic Jackassery

Spencer Green | April 24, 2015 | Comedy
Saturday April 25th will mark the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, a celebration of Washington journalists acting like celebrity-obsessed pre-teenagers and happily taking their marching orders from the government.
Brooke Arellano

The 7 Stages of Potty Training

Brooke Arellano | April 23, 2015 | Parents
While some may think getting someone to "do their business" in a toilet is simple, parents know it is anything but (no pun intended).
John Feffer

The Case for a Robot-in-Chief

John Feffer | April 23, 2015 | Comedy
In the next election, I fully expect to see our first woman president. But after that, I think we should break another glass ceiling. It's time to put a non-human in the White House. We're America. We don't settle for second-best.
Deva Dalporto

Maroon 5 'Sugar' Parody, 'Booger'

Deva Dalporto | April 22, 2015 | Parents
So, rather than curl up in a ball and cry about my bodily-fluid-filled life, I decided to laugh about it. And what better way to laugh than to parody Adam Levine's incredibly cool song "Sugar" as... "Booger"!
Mike Reynolds

What Your Kid's Favorite Color Really Means

Mike Reynolds | April 22, 2015 | Parents
I did some digging into what a child's favorite color actually says about their identity, and the results are astounding.
Kelly Suellentrop

Can't We Just Remember Gwyneth Paltrow for Consciously Uncoupling?

Kelly Suellentrop | April 22, 2015 | Comedy
I'm not here to bring up Gwyneth Paltrow's latest food stamp challenge... That is so yesterday's news. Instead, I'm going to go even further back and discuss something that is so a year ago's news. You guessed it: I am bringing "conscious uncoupling" back!
Katie Chodosh

A Feminist Takedown of Usher's 'I Don't Mind'

Katie Chodosh | April 22, 2015 | Media
I just feel like Juicy's killing the vibe here. Usher's trying to show his sensitive side about his bitch's career choice, but Juicy just comes in all brash about it. Maybe it's that Juicy is also confused about Usher's position on this matter.
Marta Ibarrondo

Why Should We Celebrate Earth Day?

Marta Ibarrondo | April 22, 2015 | Comedy
Francis Levy

Pornosophy: The Blue Angel Inspires a Class Action Suit

Francis Levy | April 23, 2015 | Comedy
Would you rather hold on to a hopeless wish or have some money in your pocket? Call Andrews and McCaffrey today and our friendly consultants will discuss your predicament with you at no charge. Don't let a twenty something make themselves feel powerful at your expense.
Marcia Liss

Laugh Riot

Marcia Liss | April 22, 2015 | Comedy
Em & Lo

The Best of #DescribeYourSexLifeInATVShow

Em & Lo | April 21, 2015 | Women
We love it when Twitter puts its collective hive mind in the gutter. Here are some of the best tweets around the recently trending hashtag #DescribeYourSexLifeInATvShow.
Jonathan Savitt

A Love Letter to Anna Kendrick, Earth's Sweetheart

Jonathan Savitt | April 24, 2015 | Comedy
Hi A-Ken. How are things? Probably not that good because we're not dating. Haha. Not a joke. I know you're probably busy being "famous" and "making blockbuster movies" and having "millions of fans," but I thought it would be irresponsible of me not to alert you of our undeniable compatibility.
Jack Stahlmann

How to Sound Like a Game of Thrones Expert if You've Never Seen It

Jack Stahlmann | April 21, 2015 | Entertainment
It's back for another season, and if you are HBO-less like me, you feel lost around the water cooler when your co-workers start talking about Game of Thrones. But because the show is so complex, there are a few general statements you can say that can make it appear like you watch the show.
Tracy Beckerman

Baby, Baby, Baby It's Cold Outside

Tracy Beckerman | April 21, 2015 | Comedy
My husband sniffled to me miserably. "I have a cold." "Which kind is it?" I wondered. "A Vin Diesel or a Matthew McConaughey?"
Flora Nicholas

John Boehner Vetoes Hillary's Campaign for the Presidency

Flora Nicholas | April 21, 2015 | Comedy
Boehner revealed that he had consulted a number of Constitutional scholars and is convinced that he is on solid legal ground in issuing his "Stop Hillary" veto.

Watch Foodies Get a Colonic for the First Time (NSFW)

Foodbeast | April 21, 2015 | Comedy
"What the hell is a colonic?" I asked our video director, Marc, as he continued to brief the team on the schedule for the day.
Rich Siegel

I Want a Raise

Rich Siegel | April 22, 2015 | Comedy
This story is going to sound very familiar to you. It wasn't inspired by any specific set of circumstances that happened to a colleague within the last month. Six months. Or even a year. Because the truth is, it has happened to me. And it has happened to you. And if it hasn't happened to you, trust me it will.
Francis Levy

Diasporic Dining: Hamlet in Chinatown

Francis Levy | April 22, 2015 | Comedy
Know any Hamlet clones wandering around Chinatown (Feng Xiaogang's The Legend of the Black Scorpion, originally released in China as The Banquet, finds its roots in the Shakespeare play)? Wanton egg drop is the soup that's tailored made for them.
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