My generation's expectations of romance are way off. We've grown up watching the prince rescue the princess. Now we're watching The Notebook while scanning profiles online.
Funny Or Die,
Neil & John,
New Age Spirituality,
As with all good secrets (this short is in fact a goof on The Secret), the spiritual awakening of "The Key" lies in the experience itself -- not in some journalist telling you about it -- thus find it here for your viewing pleasure.
While it is indeed possible you possess the dance moves of a young Travolta or know all the words to "Gangnam Style" in the original Korean, ask yourself, is this the correct moment to demonstrate said ability?
Our World: Still No Scientific Consensus on Global Warming
Mathematically Literate World: Still 90 Percent Scientific Consensus on Global Warming
I used to feel that my love for all things Christmas music-related couldn't possibly coexist with the great taste in music that I take elitist pride in. I mean, in what brain is there a mutual respect for John Lennon and The Chipmunks?
Our young people are in college to become smarter, wiser, to become tomorrow's leaders. So study, save, and remember this list of tips. Or just give it to your teaching assistant, who is probably doing all the work, anyway.
Parenting License Exam,
Parenting License Test,
Unofficial Parenting License Exam,
This test is pass-fail, but even a passing grade will feel as though you've failed. You will have 18.3 minutes to complete this exam, which is the average length of time spent in a pediatric waiting room.
Sure, you could admit that you aren't into sports. It's fair. Understandable, even. You could also say that you don't like U2, or pizza, or puppies, or that you just couldn't get into "Breaking Bad." But sometimes honesty isn't the best policy.
The following story is the first in a series of stories that are all completely unrelated save for the fact that they just happened to Tim Mattingly. Funny story. Just happened. So I was looking for five quarters to go do my laundry and I could only find two...
I'm selling dope, straight off the iPhone. Are you saying that you're actually selling drugs using your iPhone? We ran it by Marketing and they love your energy, but insist the copy is way off brand.
OK, so maybe you won't be telling your dates to "say your name" in the middle of a desert under the threat of an ambush. But you may just have more in common with man who knocks than you think.
Key Of Awesome,
Auckland Law Revue,
Big Teeth Productions,
Lorde Royals Parody,
Youtube Lorde Parody,
From Minecraft and too much Xanax to Thankgivukkah miracles and adorable puppies, we compiled YouTube's hottest and most hilarious parodies of Lorde's hit song, "Royals" into one epic spoof video! Featured videos from: Bart Baker Big Teeth Productions Key of Awesome Auckland Law Revue Chrisandthemike Daveo Falaveo Lisa Schwartz Kimmi Smiles Olivia Hotchkiss Subscribe for more of YouTube's...
These days jokes about my sexuality hardly bother me, but the ownership that many women feel they have over it most certainly does. Let's dish! (I'm thinking my new catchphrase will really help reinforce my masculinity.)
"Did she just fall off a treadmill?" I blinked once, and then I let out a sigh of embarrassment and confirmation that just as I was able to see the crowd of people around me, they could also see me.
Here are eight other reasons why I'll probably never meet a guy at the gym.
"Let's Get It Over With"--it's the new game show for those who don't like to play games. With all the anticipation and anxiety conferred on almost all human activity, it becomes increasingly incumbent on the modern harried cosmopolitanite to get things over with....
As a ferociously reluctant Yeshiva boy in the 1970s, I thought Hanukkah was without a doubt the most joyous time of the year.
When your child wonders why the Santa at the mall isn't the same as the one at Walmart, explain human cloning.
Just like Christmas displays have crept into stores, you're probably feeling stress creeping in to your life. But don't worry, I'm here to help. I discovered the secret to no-stress holidays -- hating myself!