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Wes Janisen

Let Vodka Be Your Valentine

Wes Janisen | February 12, 2016 | Comedy
I, like so many others, have the nasty habit of saying that I hate Valentine's Day. February 14th looms over me like a dark cloud every year, and yet I'm always the one raining on everyone's parade.
Mellini Kantayya

Grown-up Cupid Now Pathetic Man in Diaper

Mellini Kantayya | February 12, 2016 | Comedy
The lovable arrow-slinging boy -- once known for cherubic looks and igniting romance, now known for alternating stints between jail and rehab -- faces yet another arrest, this time for assault with an arrow and indecent exposure.
Marcia Liss

Skinny Pants and All

Marcia Liss | February 12, 2016 | Comedy
Janet Eve Josselyn

How to Make a Bernie Sandwich

Janet Eve Josselyn | February 11, 2016 | Comedy
The Bernie Sandwich, named after Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, is known primarily for what isn't in it than what is in it. Here's how to make one.
Marcia Liss

Toe News

Marcia Liss | February 11, 2016 | Comedy
Johnny Taylor

Feeling Defensive About Supporting Bernie? Use These Foolproof Lines to Ward Off the Hill-Heads.

Johnny Taylor | February 11, 2016 | Comedy
It seems like all you have to do is hashtag something #FeelTheBern to invoke an onslaught of angry Hillary supporters shouting "sexist!" and "pant suits are rad!" when the truth of the matter is you don't really have anything against Hillary's gender. Hell, you might even like a good pant suit. So what's a Bernie supporter to do?
Kirsten Fox

Wines to Pair With Waxing

Kirsten Fox | February 11, 2016 | Women
In honor of all the waxing clients filling salons right now in preparation for Valentine's Day, I thought I would share my ideas for wines to pair with this underground fashion trend.
Joel Ryan

Embedded Tweet Celebrity Conversations - Jaden Smith and Donald Trump - Part 1

Joel Ryan | February 11, 2016 | Comedy
Using the power of tweet embedding technology, we make celebrities appear to have ridiculous conversations. See here Donald Trump and Jaden Smith chatting about haters, Mac Miller, and immigration.
Will Durst

Hawkeyes and Granitoids

Will Durst | February 11, 2016 | Comedy
It's the Tinder of electoral politics and places an emphasis on the art of hygienic schmoozing. A pleasantly odiferous group of followers holds a distinct advantage. People still talk about the delicious cookie smell that emanated from John Edwards' supporters back in 2004.
Francis Levy

How To Make Your Smartphone Dumber

Francis Levy | February 12, 2016 | Comedy
Confronted with ever more complex gadgetry and virtual reality accessories that are harder and harder to operate? You may want to make your smartphone dumber. Perhaps you're one of those people who looks back fondly on the days when you went to the...
John Seed

Hillary Clinton in Manet's Bar at the Folies-Bergère

John Seed | February 11, 2016 | Arts
Somehow, as the central figure of painter Edouard Manet's Bar at the Folies-Bergère, Hillary Clinton just works...
Marcia Liss

Speak Up!

Marcia Liss | February 11, 2016 | Comedy
Matthew Filipowicz

John Kasich Wants to Advance a Far Right Wing Agenda in a 'Friendly' Way

Matthew Filipowicz | February 11, 2016 | Comedy
In a TMFS sketch, the John Kasich campaign celebrates getting 16 percent and second place in the New Hampshire primary.
Algernon Austin

New Hampshire Trump Supporters Are Angry About Illegal Canadians

Algernon Austin | February 10, 2016 | Comedy
I did not understand why immigration would be so important to Republicans in one of the states furthest from the U.S.-Mexico border and in a state with a relatively small immigrant population. Then I looked at the Census data for New Hampshire, and I quickly saw the problem--Canadians!
Marcia Liss

Food Watch

Marcia Liss | February 10, 2016 | Comedy
Flora Nicholas

Donald Trump to Star in New TV Series: Extreme Takeover (GOP Edition)

Flora Nicholas | February 10, 2016 | Comedy
Today, during the Upfronts, ABC was totally up front about a new political television series that's about to hit the airwaves -- one which will provide conclusive proof that Donald Trump has totally trumped the GOP.
Timothy Dunn

Everyday Struggles of the Straight White Male Improv Comedian No One Talks About

Timothy Dunn | February 10, 2016 | Comedy
Bad things have happened to me in improv? Uhhh...
James J. Sexton

How to Have a KICKASS Divorced Valentine's Day

James J. Sexton | February 10, 2016 | Comedy
If there's one thing I hate, it's Valentine's Day. Not because I'm bitter. Not because I'm secretly a twenty-two-year-old single girl obsessed with Sex and the City. Not even because it's a holiday co-opted by greeting card companies and...
Marcia Liss

Watch It

Marcia Liss | February 10, 2016 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

A Peek Inside Martin Shkreli's Day Planner

Greg Schwem | February 10, 2016 | Comedy
Stripped of his title of CEO at Turing and now free on bond after being charged with federal securities fraud, I can only imagine what Shkreli does all day. Hence my desire to see his daily schedule in writing, which I assume includes the following action items.
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