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Sam Rivman

On The Red Carpet: Keedar Whittle's Hear Me Out

Sam Rivman | July 26, 2016 | Comedy
Earlier this month, Keedar Whittle filmed his live audience comedy special titled Hear Me Out at the El Portal Theatre in Hollywood. The show was very well received by the audience and featured a slew of other performers, including host Matt Rife. The show will be available on television...
Paul Steven Stone

Dems Use Russians As A Shield To Deflect DNC Email Story

Paul Steven Stone | July 26, 2016 | Comedy
Careful, they are skilled at stealth attacks. They can change a story overnight, even the big ones -- that's why they're paid the big bucks. And now, they're taking on their biggest challenge. Convincing the American people and whatever media isn't owned by the Democratic Party to start talking about...
Paul Steven Stone

The CDC Issues 'CLINTON TOXICITY ALERT!' Warns Contact Could Prove Fatal To One's Reputation.

Paul Steven Stone | July 26, 2016 | Comedy
DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ, LATEST VICTIM, FORCED TO RESIGN FROM DNC! Following a string of highly visible career implosions centered around Washington, D.C., Little Rock Arkansas and New York City, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta issued a stern warning to anyone considering an alliance -- personal or professional...
Pam Ferderbar

Encourage the Princess in Your Child

Pam Ferderbar | July 25, 2016 | Comedy
When I was six years old I was crazy about the Beatles. So much so, that my grandpa gave me a diamond ring and told me it was from Paul McCartney. I'm sure the ring came from Murphy's Five and Dime (or a...
Robert Brustein

Trump's Vice President

Robert Brustein | July 25, 2016 | Politics
WOLF: Congratulations, Mr. Trump. I hear you've chosen your vice president. TRUMP: Yeah, great guy. What was his name again?
Bruce Fein

Donald Trump's Modest Proposals To Make America Great Again

Bruce Fein | July 25, 2016 | Comedy
As Donald Trump might say, if the following modest proposals are not true, they should be true, and that is all that matters.
Brian Caldirola

Trump Of The Will

Brian Caldirola | July 26, 2016 | Comedy
Francis Levy

Diasporic Dining: Letting People Know What They're Worth

Francis Levy | July 25, 2016 | Comedy
Have you ever felt unappreciated for the lengths you've gone to when it comes feting a friend or business associate? Instead of going to the Stop and Shop or the Food Emporium, you've spent the extra bucks at Citarella's to get those porterhouse...
Lev Raphael

Putting The "Twit" in "Twitter"

Lev Raphael | July 25, 2016 | Comedy
Americans don't use the word "twit" as much as the English do, which is too bad. Twits are brainless people and they're all over the Internet, wasting space in comments sections at news sites or anytime someone posts a blog. They blather...
Donald J. Drumpf

Donald J. Drumpf Statement On Banning Canadian Immigration

Donald J. Drumpf | July 23, 2016 | Comedy
NEW YORK, NY, July 23, 2016: Donald J. Drumpf is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Canadians entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out exactly what the hell is going on.  It is clear there is a great hatred towards Americans...
Lev Raphael

Trump Supporters: Putting The "Twit" in Twitter

Lev Raphael | July 24, 2016 | Comedy
Americans don't use the word "twit" as much as the English do, which is too bad. Twits are brainless people and they're all over the Internet, wasting space in comments sections at news sites or anytime someone posts a blog. They blather and they bluster, mistaking noise for sense.
Deva Dalporto

PokéMOM GO Helps You Find Everything You Lost When You Became A Mom

Deva Dalporto | July 22, 2016 | Parents
Have you heard of that awesome new app PokéMOM GO? It helps moms find all the things they've lost since they've had kids. Like their abs ... and minds ... It's amazing!
Francis Levy

Sperm Count: Inaugurating The White House Bed

Francis Levy | July 22, 2016 | Comedy
Can you imagine what it must be like to have made it to President? You've been inaugurated and you're going to spend the first night in The White House. If you're Hillary or some future female president of the United States you're probably...
Paul Lander

Exiting Brexit -- 10 Ways For The UK To Offset Leaving The EU

Paul Lander | July 22, 2016 | Comedy
Exiting Brexit - 10 ways for the UK to Offset Leaving the E.U A Reverse Mortgage for Buckingham Palace - Nothing will put a smile on those Buckingham Palace guards more then knowing their paychecks won't bounce. ...
Christina Oxenberg

Gutters And Castles

Christina Oxenberg | July 22, 2016 | Comedy
Awake and asleep all at once and lying on my side on a hard bed, slowly waking. I had no clue where I was, a sensation so familiar as to remove any tartness. Instead, I was blasé about discovering where now had I landed.
Tarja Parssinen

Donald Trump's Social-Emotional Toolbox

Tarja Parssinen | July 21, 2016 | Comedy
My name is Donald Trump. Like every elementary school-aged child trapped in the body of a megalomaniacal man, I use my Social-Emotional Learning Toolbox that gives me the very best tools on the face of the Earth that I need to simulate human emotions.
Orlando Jones

We Are All Fans

Orlando Jones | July 21, 2016 | Entertainment
In the midst of the seemingly endless barrage of BS we're dealing with in society at large, fandom has always served as a much needed respit for me. Like everything else, it's a microcosm of the larger world so I'm not naive to its problems.
Pam Gaslow

Living With A Con Artist

Pam Gaslow | July 21, 2016 | Comedy
Two dogs were twice as annoying, in every way.
Jerry Zezima

"Fat Cat on a Thin Roof"

Jerry Zezima | July 21, 2016 | Comedy
By Jerry Zezima It has been said, probably by Andrew Lloyd Webber, that a cat has nine lives. If that's true, it means the cats in our humble home had 36. It also means I should win a Tony Award because my version of "Cats" ran even longer than Lloyd...
Sam Tucker

How to Play Pokemon Go Offline

Sam Tucker | July 21, 2016 | Comedy
Never let a poor connection, expired data or server issues stop you from catching Pokemon ever again with this handy new trick to play Pokemon Go offline: This innovative method basically eliminates the need for your phone to connect to a server and generate Pokemon in augmented-reality. It instead operates entirely on the phone by utilising reality-reality. And using the hack is quite easy! All one has to do is simply launch a different app on start-up to the official Pokemon Go app called, the Camera. Luckily, this is pre-installed on most phones and is considered pretty stable (depending on the user). Once you have launched the app, you are free to explore the world and catch real, physical, pokemon that people have left all around your backyard (most likely you). While the app is free to run, there are some set up costs. Namely, at least one pokeball and a stuffed pokemon toy. This is where this method can turn people off as it has potential to be quite expensive (I challenge you to find a Pikachu for under $10)! Thankfully though, there is a work-around to solve this issue. If the player is willing to activate their imagination in place of authenticity. By instead, using unlicensed pokemon characters they may have around the house, such as MnM-Dispense-O-Mon and Coca-Cola-Polar-Bear-Memorabilia-Mon. And there you have it! With these simple tools you are now free to become the best Pokemon trainer there ever was. Anywhere, and at anytime. Go catch 'em...
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