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Jerry Zezima

Depth of a Salesman

Jerry Zezima | October 13, 2015 | Comedy
Despite the lamentable fact that I couldn't sell skis in Vermont during the winter, or surfboards in Hawaii during the summer, or even beer to castaways on a desert island, mainly because I would have consumed it myself, I recently got a job as a salesman.
Hanna Bondarewska

Sex, Lies and Nomophobia in Emilio Williams' Smartphones by Eliza Anna Falk

Hanna Bondarewska | October 12, 2015 | Comedy
In Smartphones, inspired by Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, the avant-garde playwright takes his privilege to the absurdist limit. Mixing the Absurd, Ridiculous and the Surreal with a layer of 'digital madness', he brings human shadows and insecurities to light, making us reflect on life and to laugh, nervously at times, in the process.
Spencer Green

Republican Leaders Hard at Work Inventing New Ways to Look Like Total Boobs

Spencer Green | October 12, 2015 | Comedy
"Usually we space these things out a bit, but I'm sure we can come up with fresh, exciting ideas to alarm and piss off Americans until the 2016 election and beyond."
El Guapo

How to Celebrate Columbus Day: The Definitive Guide

El Guapo | October 12, 2015 | Comedy
There is a secret I'd like to share with you. Today is the only day of the year where you have Carte Blanche to take whatever your gluttonous heart desires from others and claim it as your own, without legal repercussions.
Jennifer Burby

College Days: 10 Things I'm Grateful Didn't Exist

Jennifer Burby | October 12, 2015 | Comedy
I went to college in the early 2000 timeframe when life was simple. Few people had mobile phones, and we had to take turns sharing the dorm landline, where there was no "call waiting" or caller ID. Sigh. The simple life.
James Napoli

11 Little Known Phobias

James Napoli | October 12, 2015 | Comedy
It's Halloween time, and you can never tell what scares people. But we're going to try and find out together. See, it's not just heights or enclosed spaces or spiders (or clowns) that send people into fits of terror.
Marcia Liss


Marcia Liss | October 11, 2015 | Comedy
Will Durst

Greed Not Good

Will Durst | October 11, 2015 | Comedy
Gilead Sciences is publicly traded, but Turing Pharmaceuticals has no stockholders to report to. Just Shkreli, the former hedge fund manager. A group known for having the same conscience as starving hyenas in heat. These guys make a safari of lion-killing dentists look cuddlesome.
Marcia Liss

Anything Goes

Marcia Liss | October 12, 2015 | Comedy
Marcia Liss

Never Too Old

Marcia Liss | October 10, 2015 | Comedy
Marcia Liss

Funday Monday

Marcia Liss | October 9, 2015 | Comedy
Dimitri Ehrlich

The Daddy Diaries Chapter 18 -- 10 Ways to Lose the Dad Bod

Dimitri Ehrlich | October 9, 2015 | Comedy
Since Baron von Burpenstein showed up, it's been hard to sleep. And hence hard to find time to exercise, or brush my teeth. I used to take pride in my appearance, but I am so overjoyed at the pleasures of fatherhood I hardly even spend all day in front of the bathroom mirror weeping.
Todd Hartley

I'm With Stupid: The Lazy Man's Guide to Eating Healthier

Todd Hartley | October 9, 2015 | Comedy
What I needed was a lazy way to do the same thing without all the food prep, a way to cheat the system, basically. That's how I came up with my greatest idea yet: the Larabar cleanse.
Pam Ferderbar

Blessed Are the Risk Takers

Pam Ferderbar | October 9, 2015 | Comedy
Some folks are wired to take bigger risks than others, like those guys who fly around the Alps in squirrel suits or have extramarital affairs with fitness instructors. But that doesn't mean you're not living on the edge when you mix plaid with paisley. Or try to save a marsupial.
Paul Abrams

Trump Should Be Speaker -- And Still Run for President. Seriously

Paul Abrams | October 9, 2015 | Entertainment
Trump as Speaker would also be the greatest campaign move in history. It is not a time-consuming job; all you have to do is make top-line decisions and make deals. The House would no longer be a place for bickering. Everyone would have an incredible time, and put the "grand" back in "Grand Old Party."
Nathan S. Sanders

How to Be a Happy Halloweener: A Guide

Nathan S. Sanders | October 9, 2015 | Comedy
Fall is in the air. The leaves are changing, pagans are celebrating the autumnal equinox and the blood type of the average cat lady is 'Pumpkin Spice Latte'. Halloween is upon us.

How To Get Out Of Certain Sticky Situations

Mandatory | October 8, 2015 | Comedy
Every one of us has encountered a situation that we wish we could get out of, and do so in a way that won't make our lives miserable for the foreseeable future.
Rob Kirkpatrick

Volkswagen Admits Its Cars Run on Soylent Green

Rob Kirkpatrick | October 8, 2015 | Comedy
Some observers feel the Soylent Green admission should come as no surprise. "Auto makers have been skirting the regulations for years," says Klaus Brinkbäumer, editor-in-chief of Der Spiegel magazine. "Besides, Volkswagen literally means 'People's Car.' So..." he said with a shrug.
Francis Levy

Is Monogamy Dead?

Francis Levy | October 8, 2015 | Comedy
Polyamory, polygamy, or whatever you want to call it, increases the number of naked bodies you're legitimately going to be allowed to see and touch, whatever your sex or sexual orientation. The increased population of sexual partners is going to increase your chances for getting laid. It's simple math.
Marcia Liss

Ole, Ole

Marcia Liss | October 7, 2015 | Comedy
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