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The Fight Against Technodespondence

Inga | September 2, 2015 | Comedy
I have a personal hate-hate relationship with all things technical. Change one little thing on your computer and it's like the butterfly in Australia that flaps its wings and causes tornados in Kansas. Trying to fix it changes enough things to add monsoons in Asia.
Robert Brenner

Donald Trump Is Batman!

Robert Brenner | September 2, 2015 | Comedy
It was all a cover: The reality TV show. The bimbos and bankruptcies. The bad comb over. It was all designed to distract from the truth: that Donald Trump, playboy billionaire, is in fact the masked vigilante known as Batman!
Domenick Scudera

American Horror Story: Kentucky Clerk

Domenick Scudera | September 2, 2015 | Gay Voices
I submit the following concept based on a real-life story. Kathy Bates stars as Kim Davis, a devoutly Christian Kentucky county clerk. Davis appears normal but she is secretly infected with a brain-eating disease which steals her logic and forces her to suck the dignity out of homosexuals.
Jerry Zezima

The Appliance Whisperer

Jerry Zezima | September 2, 2015 | Comedy
Inanimate objects are out to get me. I can deal with human beings, either by ignoring them or by telling them such dumb jokes that they ignore me. But machines have me baffled.
Marcia Liss

Broken Mirror

Marcia Liss | September 2, 2015 | Comedy
RJ Martin

Queer Eye for the Messiah Guy

RJ Martin | September 1, 2015 | Gay Voices
Jesus' success, because how could he fail, is now inscrutable fact. He is not only the most recognizable person to ever walk the earth, except maybe Lucille Ball, he is also People Magazine's Sexiest Man of the millennium. Sorry Clooney.
Laura Lifshitz

What Men Want, According to Online Dating

Laura Lifshitz | September 1, 2015 | Comedy
I'm trying this online dating thing. You see, I'm late 30s and almost officially divorced. As a single mom, I don't have much options meeting men and when I do go out, guys in their mid-20s flock to me. It's sweet but not really practical.
Lisa Smith Molinari

A Word About the "F" Word

Lisa Smith Molinari | September 1, 2015 | Comedy
I must admit, there have been times when I've really wanted to blurt out something foul -- on the highway, during arguments with my husband or when trying to get the cap off of a bottle of ibuprofen when I'm particularly hormonal -- and wished there was an effective alternative to blurting the F-word.
Joel L. Daniels

Don't be a F***boy -- Don't, Just Don't...

Joel L. Daniels | September 1, 2015 | Black Voices
Be aware of your privilege as a man and don't use it to be a coward or a sucker by saying and doing things to take advantage. Be understanding, LISTEN to others. In every interaction, be humble and gentle and sincere.
Marcia Liss

Silver Tongue

Marcia Liss | September 1, 2015 | Comedy
Benjamin Rubenstein

I Hope They Allow Crutches in Hell

Benjamin Rubenstein | September 1, 2015 | Comedy
This originally appeared on The Ulman Cancer Fund for Young Adults Crutching is a great way to help injuries heal and bypass the lines at Disney World, and able-bodied individuals may treat crutchers with kindness. If you use crutches and think people are nice to you...
James Napoli

If Donald Trump Becomes President, I'm Going to Talk About Moving to Canada But Then Not Really Do It

James Napoli | August 31, 2015 | Comedy
So it is that I feel reasonably secure in re-stating my firm, unshakable position on this issue. If America actually elects Donald Trump as president, I am going to stay here. While loudly and continually telling everybody that I plan on leaving.
Christine Bronstein

Monday Memes

Christine Bronstein | August 31, 2015 | Entertainment
The cultural pastime of sharing memes has garnered quite a few headlines lately.  If you don't know what I'm talking about, you should. Here's a crash course on what I think are becoming the comics of the digital age...Memes.
David Macaray

Obama Considers Other Name Changes

David Macaray | August 31, 2015 | Comedy
Given that we already have a New York, a New Jersey, and a New Mexico, Nevada will be changed to "New Wealth," reflecting the contribution Las Vegas has made to the state's otherwise pitiful tax base.
Ann marie Houghtailing

Gastronomic Superiority and the Death of Dinner Conversation

Ann marie Houghtailing | August 31, 2015 | Comedy
I long for the table of meals gone by where conversations were dense with story and dripping with laughter. We did not waste our precious time together on criticizing the selection, agonizing over the ingredients or lamenting about preparation.
Linda DeMers Hummel

Dating DC Guy

Linda DeMers Hummel | August 31, 2015 | DC
I knew the Belvedere Hotel couldn't keep up with the Willard any more than Fort McHenry and the Lincoln Memorial should be allowed in the same sentence. When I attempted a little Baltimore aside about the Cone Sisters, he nodded quickly and moved on to the majesty of the National Gallery.
Marcia Liss

Ladies' Room

Marcia Liss | August 31, 2015 | Comedy
Ali MacLean

The Fat Jew Latest to Join 'Dancing With the Stars' Cast

Ali MacLean | August 31, 2015 | Comedy
In an effort to rebuild his career after recent crushing blows, The Fat Jew, AKA Josh Ostrovsky, will join the latest cast of Dancing With The Stars.
Marcia Liss

The Fixer

Marcia Liss | August 30, 2015 | Comedy
Marcia Liss

Crash! Boom! Bam!

Marcia Liss | August 29, 2015 | Comedy
Joe can't talk right now... he's fixing something.
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