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Marcia Liss

Different Strokes

Marcia Liss | March 5, 2015 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

"A Very Social Security Guard"

Jerry Zezima | March 5, 2015 | Comedy
By Jerry Zezima If the safety of other people depended upon me, a pretty frightening thought since I can't even protect myself, I would be an insecurity guard, stationed at the front desk of a building that anybody could enter but nobody would want to because, of course, I'd be...
HooplaHa

"Sour" Reactions to Tasting Lemons

HooplaHa | March 4, 2015 | Comedy
What was your first reaction to tasting a lemon? Did it surprise you? We found some of the cutest clips of babies and animals trying lemons for the first time. These "sour" reactions are sure to make you laugh!
Renee Fisher

The Dress

Renee Fisher | March 4, 2015 | Fifty
Rumors began circulating that the same person who posted the original photo of The Dress was about to unleash a photo of a Pair of Shoes on Tumblr. Therapists' phones began ringing off the hook.
Lev Raphael

Down in the Dumps about 'Downton'?

Lev Raphael | March 5, 2015 | Comedy
It's a long way to Season Six. What do you do after you've watched all five previous seasons again? Redecorate! Follow the lead of Congressman Aaron Schock. Never heard of him? He's the Illinois Republican best known for appearing on the cover of Men's Health, for his killer...
Robert J. Elisberg

Just One More, Slight Bill O'Reilly Correction...

Robert J. Elisberg | March 4, 2015 | Comedy
While NBC suspended their anchor Brian Williams for six months for stories that were inconsistent though at least based on truth, Bill O'Reilly has continued to stay on the air at "Fox News."
Tom Falco

Why It's Better to Call It the Subway

Tom Falco | March 4, 2015 | New York
Nikki Gloudeman

The Pathetic Tinder Profile of a Desperate 30-Year-Old

Nikki Gloudeman | March 4, 2015 | Comedy
I realize it's improper to ask, but may I inquire, dear reader, as to how old you are? I only pry because I want to let you know -- for your own good! -- if you are dateable or not.
Mike Edison

Jon Stewart's Takeover of Professional Wrestling Must Be Stopped!

Mike Edison | March 4, 2015 | Comedy
Stewart has lived the American Dream, the son of a teacher man who made it all the way from Trenton to the best swivel chair and desk set Comedy Central can buy. And now he sees Seth Rollins as his ticket to WrestleMania, the WWE championship and wrestling immortality.
Tom Falco

Things We Will Never See Again

Tom Falco | March 4, 2015 | Comedy
Rich Siegel

Is It Safe?

Rich Siegel | March 3, 2015 | Comedy
Years ago, I had my wisdom teeth removed. And under some mild anesthesia and ample Vicoden, it was a rather pleasant experience. But Dr. Mengele wanted to extract the tooth right then and there, using nothing more than Novocaine and some semi-rusty pliers.
Aussa Lorens

I Tried to Use a Diva Cup and It Was Worse Than I Imagined

Aussa Lorens | March 3, 2015 | Women
Eventually, after watching my life flash before my eyes (and seeing way too many stupid choices) I did manage to give birth to the thing. But not before I'd invented a new type of yoga that involved things you have to be 18 or older to look at on the internet.
Pamela Alma Weymouth

Do Twins Run In The Family?

Pamela Alma Weymouth | March 3, 2015 | Comedy
While I imagine this question is intended as a pleasant conversation starter, what people don't realize is that the answer for many of us is complicated, fraught with pain or shame, and not as innocuous as commenting on say, the state of the weather, or the state of the Union.
H. Alan Scott

The Supreme Court Could Kill Thousands of People This Week

H. Alan Scott | March 3, 2015 | Comedy
This lawsuit and most of the rhetoric of those that oppose Obamacare is a blatant disrespect for lower-income Americans. Who are these Americans? They are families, college students in deep debt, people with serious health issues, senior citizens, first-generation Americans, single mothers, YOU.
Stacie Corliss

30 Days of Online Dating: My First eHarmony Date

Stacie Corliss | March 3, 2015 | Comedy
My first eHarmony date! FINALLY. We meet at Frolic Room in Hollywood, with the intention of continuing on to Bardot for School Night. Spoiler Alert: We never make it to Bardot.
MiddleSexy

Cranky Is As Cranky Does

MiddleSexy | March 3, 2015 | Women
Everywhere we went, I found myself inadvertently gathering data on aging and ill temper. After a week of solid fact finding, including a watershed experience in the lounge of a packed Outback steakhouse, I am now prepared to share my findings, including causes and potential cures.
Jeff Danziger

Netanyahu Speech

Jeff Danziger | March 3, 2015 | Politics
Netanyahu Speech
Spencer Green

Hillary Clinton Exclusively Used Carrier Pigeons During Her Time as Secretary of State

Spencer Green | March 3, 2015 | Comedy
It was revealed this morning that Hillary Clinton exclusively used carrier pigeons as a means of conducting official business during her time as United States Secretary of State.
Francis Levy

Call My Friends at Invent Help!

Francis Levy | March 3, 2015 | Comedy
It would be fun to find out how much George Foreman earns for these outbursts. But what's even more interesting is the question of how many people there are out there to justify the existence of a company like Invent Help?
Galanty Miller

Do You Really Love America? Take This Test and Find Out

Galanty Miller | March 3, 2015 | Comedy
People who want to lead their country, in all likelihood, love their country. I wouldn't want to lead something I don't love. That's why I never ran for president of soccer or humidity or the Kardashians.
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