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Xavier Toby

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Why Do I Comedy?

Xavier Toby | April 15, 2014 | UK Comedy
I do it because I think every single human being is capable of wonderful things, and I don't think anyone is stupid. I just think that a lot of us, myself included, don't know enough and if we were more thoughtful, looked deeper into issues and knew more, we could as a society be making better decisions and live in a far better world.
Jordan Hart

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Coping With Summer-Induced Focusing Problems

Jordan Hart | April 15, 2014 | Comedy
As the majority of the nation emerges from their dormant hibernation -- with atrophied muscles and the demoralized demeanor of someone who's been punched in the stomach every hour for the last 175 days -- they'll be faced with a significant problem: the inability to focus at work.
David Fagin

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A Hashtag Passover

David Fagin | April 15, 2014 | Comedy
I had the honor of running the Seder. Have you ever tried to keep a half-dozen kids -- let alone 20 adults, all with advanced adult A.D.D. brought on by the use of social media -- quiet? It's practically impossible.
Vincent Daly

5 Ways Little Kids Are Like Hippies

Vincent Daly | April 15, 2014 | Parents
Kids thrive on new experiences and revel in the joy of it all. Freedom, baby. Pure unADULTerated freedom.
Emily Bracken

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Good Auntie Advice: Wipe Your Google Search Clean When You Start Seeing Someone New

Emily Bracken | April 15, 2014 | Comedy
On the internets, the line between curious and sociopath is a fine one, so a good rule of thumb is: If your search goes longer than a cursory social media glean and image scan, you've probably crossed into a stalking state. In which case, it's imperative that you "Clear Recent History."
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Is There No Limit to Love?

Marta Ibarrondo | April 15, 2014 | Comedy
Meg Favreau

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15 Real Upworthy and BuzzFeed Titles Where One Word Has Been Replaced With 'Boner'

Meg Favreau | April 15, 2014 | Comedy
14 Horrifying Boners From Fast Food Workers
Pat Gallagher

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Spend '700 Sundays' With Billy Crystal -- Seriously!

Pat Gallagher | April 15, 2014 | Fifty
Comedian Billy Crystal was apparently born funny. Baby boy Crystal's naked body was barely out of his mother's womb on Sunday, March 17, 1948 when the little guy noticed things weren't going to go his way.
David Toussaint

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23 Reasons That I Love My Straight Male Friends and They Love Me

David Toussaint | April 14, 2014 | Gay Voices
Straight men tell me I look good when I know I don't. And that, dudes, is friendship.
Carin Davis

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Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbors' Candy

Carin Davis | April 14, 2014 | Religion
For one week each spring, grocery stores display both a Passover aisle and an Easter aisle, stocked with colorful baskets and a mountain of candy. And at the top of that confectionery Mt. Sinai? The Cadbury Creme Egg.
Reductress

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5 Rules for Dating People Out of Your League

Reductress | April 14, 2014 | Comedy
We may live in a country with social mobility, but the rules of dating still resemble the caste system of India. Here's how to date way outside of your own kind of average, not-so-impressive league.
Marcel Hidalgo

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The Louise Log Season 3: Seen in a Different Light

Marcel Hidalgo | April 14, 2014 | Comedy
Louise has a new hairstyle and a new hair color. She is now a blonde. And her once straight hair is now curly, pulled away from her face. She wears red lipstick that makes too much of her pale face. Louise...
Galanty Miller

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There's a New Pizza Rule

Galanty Miller | April 14, 2014 | Comedy
Why would anyone think to put pineapples on pizza? This is not a pizza topping, it's a cry for help.
Claire Wapole

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The 9 Kids You Meet on a Field Trip

Claire Wapole | April 14, 2014 | Parents
While most students assigned to parent chaperones happily go along with the field trip flow, the following list of archetypical personalities keep chaperones on their toes.
Will Durst

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The Frigid Fracas

Will Durst | April 14, 2014 | Comedy
After an absence of 25 years, it's downright ducky to be able to welcome back one of the great socio-politico conflicts in the history of the planet. How about a round of applause folks, because the Cold War is back and it's colder and warrier than ever.
Nina Camp

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Me Flying Super First Class with Ray Liotta

Nina Camp | April 14, 2014 | Comedy
Hi! Sorry. A little warning: I drank a big bottle of Evian before I went through security. I finished the whole thing so they wouldn't make me throw it away and waste it. Also, I have this other bottle I got after I went through security, because I tend to...
Tony Potts

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What Jon Stewart Can't Tell You About Stephen Colbert as Late Show Host

Tony Potts | April 13, 2014 | Entertainment
Is it just me or is there one huge elephant in the Stephen Colbert soon-to-be inhabited Late Show living room?
Mindy Tucker

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Stolen Moment of the Week: Sean Patton

Mindy Tucker | April 11, 2014 | Comedy
Todd Hartley

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I'm With Stupid: Chicken Wings, Rolling Rock and Brazilian Balls

Todd Hartley | April 11, 2014 | Sports
I drank Rolling Rock beer and ate chicken wings, and I yelled at the TV to make sure the Huskies players knew what they were supposed to do. Without my advice and directions, those kids would have been completely lost out there.
Abby Heugel

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A Cease and Desist Letter to the Easter Bunny

Abby Heugel | April 11, 2014 | Comedy
It has been brought to our collective attention as an overly politically correct society on a mission to banish all fun that your existence is causing some, shall we say, "issues" I would like to address. First of all, let's talk about this egg situation.
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