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Juliette Fretté

Men I'd Like to F*ck! (Better Read on in Case It's You, Guy-at-the-Office)

Juliette Fretté | May 31, 2016 | Comedy
If society actually does care about you and the one-eyed snail, it's nowhere near as much as people praise hot chicks and the omnipotent V.A.G. Online lists abound of all sorts of female fuckables and you're just feeling . . . left out right?
Marcia Liss

People Will Talk

Marcia Liss | May 31, 2016 | Comedy
James Napoli

I Want to Be Politically Engaged, But Unfortunately There's a Cat on My Lap

James Napoli | May 31, 2016 | Comedy
This is an incredibly volatile and precarious time in the annals of history. Crucial votes on our leadership and governmental policy could shake the very foundations of our democracy. The ideologies of those who would assume power are so polarizing that to remain...
Marty Rudoy

Donald Trump Reflects on His Storied Military Career This Memorial Day

Marty Rudoy | May 30, 2016 | Comedy
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump today reflected on his storied military career while laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Shareholder.
Marcia Liss

All You Need...

Marcia Liss | May 30, 2016 | Comedy
All you need is love.
Marcia Liss

Tire-d

Marcia Liss | May 29, 2016 | Comedy
Marty Rudoy

Here's the Way to Cure the GOP's Trumpococcus Teapartius Infection

Marty Rudoy | May 29, 2016 | Comedy
The Donald Trump infection is a relatively new strain of superbug called trumpococcus teapartius. It is highly resistant to antibiotics or reason, so the body politic must rely on its white cells to fight off the infection.
Steve Young

You Can Be Donald Trump too

Steve Young | May 28, 2016 | Comedy
Fill in the blanks... I will ___________________. I never said I would ____________________. I only suggested that I would ____________________________. I only answered someone who asked if I would ___________________________. I said I had heard that there were some who said ___________________________...
Marcia Liss

Pear with Aplomb

Marcia Liss | May 28, 2016 | Comedy
Anthony Mennella

Ariana Grande - 'Into You' - Music Video Parody

Anthony Mennella | May 27, 2016 | Comedy
Ariana Grande's newest single, "Into You", is blowing up with the release of her music video, which means there will be many parodies to come of this song. But what happens when Ariana starts suing everyone who makes parodies?
Pam Ferderbar

How to Accept a Compliment (when you're from Wisconsin)

Pam Ferderbar | May 27, 2016 | Comedy
After 20 years in Los Angeles this has taken some getting used to--the humility, the big toe in the dirt "aw shucks, who me-edness" of the Midwesterner's response to a compliment. In L.A., for example, when someone says, "You look nice today,"...
Meredith Masony

Summer Vacation is for the Birds (VIDEO)

Meredith Masony | May 27, 2016 | Comedy
When I hear the words, "Summer Vacation" it sends shivers down my spine. I have three children, who I love, but the summers can be intense. Check out my thoughts on summer vacation. Meredith is a work-from-home mother of three who writes about the inappropriate side of marriage and motherhood on her blog at That's Inappropriate. Follow her on Facebook YouTube and
Meredith Masony

Things You Can Say to Both Your Toddler and Your Drunk Friend (VIDEO)

Meredith Masony | May 27, 2016 | Parents
Living with a toddler is kind of like living with a tiny drunk person.
Todd Hartley

I'm With Stupid: Worst Song of All Time Finally Revealed

Todd Hartley | May 27, 2016 | Comedy
As many of you know, I consider myself a big fan of music. I know that's not a particularly profound thought, but in my case -- what with my funk radio show (moving to alternate Tuesdays starting June 21!) -- it runs a little deeper. Music is one of my...
Christina Oxenberg

Living The Dream

Christina Oxenberg | May 27, 2016 | Comedy
As tourists visit Key West so does stormy weather. Each leaves his own detritus, whether teardrops or raindrops. Eating a sunny morning alive a wind might stir. Dry leaves clatter attracting attention to those paying it. Cats drag indoors, birds quieten. A mass of clouds trap light beams like swords...
Marcia Liss

For Real?

Marcia Liss | May 27, 2016 | Comedy
Matt Ott

Your Anti-Tr*mp/B*rnie/H*llary Posts Are Making Them More Relevant

Matt Ott | May 27, 2016 | Comedy
Do you hate D*nald Tr*mp's love of hate? Maybe B*rnie S*anders rubs you in all the wrong ways. Are you not, in any way, with her (aka H*llery Cl*nton)?
Steven Shehori

You Had Me at 'Get the Hell Off My Lawn!'

Steven Shehori | May 27, 2016 | Comedy
Gazing up at you on your porch as the crisp early-evening air envelopes the two of us, a poignant thought has come to me. I'm struck by how two people who've been acquainted for this short a period of time can have such an intimate understanding of each other's deepest desires.
Tom Falco

Server problems

Tom Falco | May 26, 2016 | Comedy
Poor Hillary Clinton and her server problems. It's getting bad.
Sarah Caroline Bell

Donald Trump On What Makes a Woman Successful

Sarah Caroline Bell | May 26, 2016 | Comedy
I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of women come up to me, and they ask me. They say, 'how can I be a successful woman'?'
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