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Todd Hartley

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I'm With Stupid: Chicken Pizza and TV Sports at the Hair Hooters

Todd Hartley | April 18, 2014 | Comedy
Recently, a new ad has found its way onto the comedy channels, and this one is the most offensive of all because it doesn't just make comedy fans look stupid; it makes the entire male gender look stupid.
Gina Barreca

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Worshipping at the Erma Bombeck Altar

Gina Barreca | April 18, 2014 | Comedy
When Bombeck quipped "I don't think women outlive men... It only seems longer," she challenged the system that would have us believe women live easy lives.
Will Durst

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Sawbucked to Death

Will Durst | April 18, 2014 | Comedy
These days, the only thing harder than making money is hanging onto it. Easier to protect dandelion fuzz in a tornado. Everywhere you go, everyone wants a taste. Their only job is to get a grip on your money. And some of these folks are pretty darn good at their jobs.
TEDTalks

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WATCH: Does Penis Size Matter? Here's One Answer From The Animal Kingdom

TEDTalks | April 18, 2014 | TED Weekends
From a sea creature's detachable, swimming penis to violent bedbug sex, this is a tour of the animal kingdom as you've never seen it before. What can we learn about a species from how it has sex? Let's get it on
Lev Raphael

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Bible Pests

Lev Raphael | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
Recounting the Ten Plagues at Passover makes me think of a contemporary plague we've been seeing in full force just this past week: Bible pests. Whether they think every word in the Bible is literally true or it's all fiction, Bible Pests are everywhere. They were swarming this week in...
Francis Levy

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Transcript of a Telephone Call Between Presidents Obama and Putin

Francis Levy | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
The following is a transcript of a conversation took place between Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama who initially fielded President Putin's incoming call at the White House. Presidents Putin and Obama both communicated with the help of interpreters. Vladimir Putin: Hi Barack. How's Michele. Barack Obama: How are things at...
Kyle Dowling

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The Commuter Life: 'See You Next Tuesday'

Kyle Dowling | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
It was the final bullet in the chamber...bang...and I don't know why but I knew it was coming.
Neal Wooten

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The Universal Politician Speech

Neal Wooten | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
Let us strive to bring about the change that will make our lives better for our families, the way great leaders like (insert Ronald Reagan or John F. Kennedy) did in their day.
Steve Young

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Note to SCOTUS: It's Not the Money

Steve Young | April 18, 2014 | Comedy
"Deception correlates with anonymity not with spending." Annenberg Policy Center's Department Head, Kathleen Jamieson, Ph.D Deception. Some might call it lying. Professor Jamieson, a well-respected scholar who has spent years calling for truth in political speech, doesn't toss around the word, "lie." This is the admirable trait of an...
Thrillist

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There's a Dude Like This in Every Coffee Shop in America

Thrillist | April 17, 2014 | Taste
Get familiar with the clothing & accessories that give him away.
Francis Levy

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It's Getting Old

Francis Levy | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
There are certain old people who are praised for their voracious appetite for life. They can't see or hear. They certainly can't fuck and they're steadily draining the resources of their already cash strapped baby boomer children. Is their desire to live for...
Jerry and Joe Long

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Ancient C-SPAN Video Casts Doubt on Christianity

Jerry and Joe Long | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
The following video was found intact in a cave at the northwest end of the Dead Sea in 2012. It appears to be a conversation between Brian Of Lamb, the host of Scroll Notes, who was considered the finest interviewer of the first century A.D., and St. Paul, the father of modern Christianity.
Renee Fisher

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QVC Solves Global Warming

Renee Fisher | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
In 1690, the Massachusetts Bay Colony issued the first paper money in the colonies that would later become the United States. In 1691, QVC (Quality and Value for the Colonies) was created as a way for people to spend the new money they had. Today, QVC (in 1986, the C...
Raquel D'Apice

A Baby Book of Disasters

Raquel D'Apice | April 17, 2014 | Parents
Having a child is nothing if not a roller coaster full of bodily fluids and emotional trauma. So why are we recording the day he tried solid foods and failing to commit to paper the first time we had a panic attack because we almost dropped him?
Bon Appetit

Everything Chunk Eats in The Goonies, From Pepsi to Pizza

Bon Appetit | April 17, 2014 | Taste
I watched the film closely and counted each and every one of Chunk's culinary escapades.
Lester & Charlie

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The Second Coming of Homeless Jesus

Lester & Charlie | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
The stories sound incredible, but they're true. Too many local governments think the homeless should just go away and stop depressing everyone with their mere presence. Or at least find another town to live in.
Steve Belanger

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The In-Law Chronicles: Blue Balls, Third Base & The Christmas Beaver

Steve Belanger | April 17, 2014 | Comedy
I am very happily married, I have several jobs that I love, I have two small children that I adore, and I don't have any credit card debt. Life doesn't get much better than this. The only problem is that my wife's entire family lives within a fifteen-mile radius --...
Ryan Nickum

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America Is a Land of Mustache Glory and Here's the Map

Ryan Nickum | April 16, 2014 | Comedy
Having Carl Weathers as your spirit mustache creates a lot of pressure, Is Virginia up to the challenge?
April McCormick

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The Toddler Code of Conduct, Part II: 20 More Rules Toddlers Live By

April McCormick | April 16, 2014 | Parents
MAKE A MESS! That is your mantra. Make the most of every opportunity to wreck the joint.
Spencer Green

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Barack Obama or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Defer to Putin

Spencer Green | April 16, 2014 | Comedy
Obama: Hello? Hello, Vladimir? I can't hear you very well. Is that a bear? Um... can you possibly get rid of the bear? Oh -- sure, I can wait. (Obama waits several seconds) Hello, again. You what? You wrestled the bear to the ground?
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