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Miles Mogulescu

Trump to Compete on "Dancing With The Stars"

Miles Mogulescu | December 9, 2016 | Comedy
New York: Now that President-elect Trump will continue to executive produce "Celebrity Apprentice" with new host Arnold Schwarzenegger, after becoming President, Trump has announced that he will also be competing on "Dancing With The Stars". "I'm going to win bigly," tweeted Trump. "I'm...
Francis Levy

The Final Solution: Trumpty Dumpty

Francis Levy | December 9, 2016 | Comedy
Maus creator Art Spiegelman should do a sequel about the Trump administration and the Alt-right. It would have characters like SS Obersturmbannfuhrer Bannon, camp commander Ivankaka and her husband the handsome Sonderkommando Kitchy Kushner (not the Kushner who wrote When Bad...
Jerry Zezima

"It's Chloe Time"

Jerry Zezima | December 9, 2016 | Comedy
By Jerry Zezima I live in a different time zone than everybody else -- right now it is 8:49 a.m., Eastern time, 5:49 on the West Coast and 12:27 on Mars -- so I was a little late in finding out that my granddaughter Chloe, who is 3, recently got...
David S. Simon

Welcome To The Trump University States Of America

David S. Simon | December 8, 2016 | Comedy
Welcome to the 50 states of America now officially called the campus of Trump University States of America. We hope that you enjoy your four years with us and we promise you, bigly, that you will get one hell of an education. Believe us.
Tom Falco

Is Facebook the new platform for comics?

Tom Falco | December 8, 2016 | Comedy
A lot of my comics have been published in the Huffington Post over the years, not on a daily basis, although...
Marty Rudoy

30 Kilos Of Synthetic Donald Trump Seized In Traffic Stop

Marty Rudoy | December 8, 2016 | Comedy
Tuscaloosa, AL: Goodyear Satire Co.-- Alabama Police seized 30 kilograms of synthetic Donald Trump during traffic stops in Tuscaloosa on Wednesday. Troopers stopped a 2014 Toyota Truck and a 2012 Honda Accord on Interstate 20 near Cottondale for "weaving in and out traffic." During the stop, troopers learned that...
Francis Levy

Pornosophy: Why Men Refuse to Talk About ED

Francis Levy | December 8, 2016 | Comedy
Have you ever found yourself saying "where are the other 30 million men who are supposed to be suffering from impotence problems?" In fact, ED medications are some of the most widely and candidly dramatized drugs advertised on early morning television stations, which...
Francis Levy

The Final Solution: Was Hitler a New York Liberal at Heart?

Francis Levy | December 7, 2016 | Comedy
Was Hitler a nice guy? Could he be as charming as Donald Trump? Was he a New York liberal, at heart? Would Hitler have made a good dinner companion? How was he as a conversationalist in his famous Bavarian lair, the Berghof? Same...
Spencer Green

Trump's Phone Calls to Foreign Leaders Are Just a Preview for Reboot of Crank Yankers

Spencer Green | December 5, 2016 | Comedy
It has been revealed that President-elect Donald Trump's phone calls to the leaders of Pakistan, Taiwan, and the Philippines, are actually just a preview for a rebooted version of the classic prank call TV series Crank Yankers. "This is a bold new way for the President-elect to simultaneously conduct foreign...
Ira Israel

10 Terms That Need To Be Retired

Ira Israel | December 6, 2016 | Comedy
The Internet has changed the way we do almost everything including think. What I believe most people are doing when they post on social and business media platforms - if not outright marketing something - is seeking legitimacy. Whereas previous generations had verifiable benchmarks, the new economy has...
Sarah Ockwell-Smith

5 Reasons Why I Hate The Elf On The Shelf

Sarah Ockwell-Smith | December 5, 2016 | Parents
Here are the five top reasons why we never have, and never will, have a magical elf in our house at Christmas time:
Francis Levy

The Final Solution: Will Self-Hating Jews Be Accepted By the Alt-Right?

Francis Levy | December 5, 2016 | Comedy
Will self-hating Jews be allowed to join the Alt-right movement? It's always interesting to look at the history of Jewish collaboration in the Warsaw ghetto and elsewhere. Now that a new generation of Nazis have come to prominence, it will be interesting to...
Katie Goodman

Move Some Sh*t Around

Katie Goodman | December 4, 2016 | Entertainment
Marty Rudoy

Donald Trump's Foreign Policy Is Like LinkedIn For Dictators

Marty Rudoy | December 6, 2016 | Comedy
Washington DC: Goodyear Satire Co.-- Donald Trump has converted America's foreign policy into LinkedIn for Dictators. Polish up your killer resumes, the business of America is business again. Bringing "Greed is Good" to the Oval Office, President-Elect Donald "Gekko" Trump last week talked on the phone with the authoritarian strongman...
Pam Ferderbar

Just the Facts

Pam Ferderbar | December 5, 2016 | Comedy
Many of us have lost Facebook friends, real life friends, relatives and the respect of total strangers over our and/or their political beliefs. Either they're liberals who've put something that is supposed to be good for us in our drinking water, or they're...
David Macaray

Ban All Laugh-Tracks!

David Macaray | December 1, 2016 | Comedy
Here's a recent joke. A man says, "A Bernie Sanders supporter warned me that if I voted for Hillary Clinton, the next cabinet will have Goldman Sachs people on it. By golly, he was right. I voted for Hillary, and the next cabinet DOES have Goldman Sachs people on it."...
Marty Rudoy

Captive Mitt Romney Held Hostage at "Show" Dinner

Marty Rudoy | December 1, 2016 | Comedy
Washington DC: Goodyear Satire Co.-- Tuesday night's dinner between President-Elect Donald Trump and Governor Mitt Romney was anything but normal, according to military and law enforcement analysts. "Romney was clearly held hostage. It looked more like a North Korean Show Trial than an elegant dinner.," according to a military analyst...
Francis Levy

Why Do People Feel Embarrassment When They Express Loud or Smelly Farts in Public?

Francis Levy | December 1, 2016 | Comedy
Have you ever accidentally let out a fart in polite company? Have you ever been in a situation where you are talking earnestly about the world situation when you cut the cheese, and emit one of those silent but deadly farts that stops...
Jerry and Joe Long

January 20, 2017: Donald Trump Takes The Oath

Jerry and Joe Long | December 5, 2016 | Comedy
How Donald Trump will approach being told what to do...even if it's for the presidency. Our piece now up at Funny Or Die.
Steven Shehori

Leaked Text Proves College Basketball Team Will Destroy Everything In Its Path!

Steven Shehori | November 30, 2016 | Comedy
I discovered this recently upon receiving a text from the coach of a local college basketball team -- by accident.
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