"Mindfulness" is everywhere. On the cover of Time; in the New York Times Magazine; in the halls of Congress; in elementary schools and hospitals; in the Marines, pro basketball, movies...
For the times when you wish you could just swear, I am sharing with you some "anti-mantras" based on Go the F*ck to Sleep. They just might provide a needed catharsis and oxytocin-releasing smiles as we endure the daily challenges of parenting.
Your personality and interests and even your lifestyle can survive the transition to owning children, believe me.
(Editor's note: I recently received this note via email.) My name is Focas, and I am a Mohican Indian. I don't think that you know me, but you probably have heard about my younger brother, Uncas. Uncas was made famous by James Fenimore Cooper, who wrote a book about him...
16. The further up the chain of command you go the less humanity you will retain. In the future hotel managers will be sent back in time to assassinate the leader of the human resistance.
4. Formicophilia: It's like a foot fetish, except instead of feet, it's insects crawling on your skin.
With the crazy expensive cost of flying these days one would think that you would have a pleasant, even 5 star experience traveling the friendly skies. But, if you're like most people, you're shelling out a big chunk of change to fly coach and there is little, if anything, friendly about it.
If God really does have a sense of humor, we're pretty sure he's laughing his ass off.
Because I've wanted to better understand babies and toddlers for some time, I've asked a 1-year-old, 2-year-old and 3-year-old to answer questions from the survey.
Right on cue, my 3- week-old baby decided the situation was about to get even worse. Early bowel movements are particularly potent, but this was like nothing I'd ever seen.
Dating a Comedian,
Dating a Comedy Nerd,
Dating a Funny Person,
Canada Living News
People are literally always trying to date me (that's a lie). So, I thought I would just streamline the whole process and give everyone a few tips and tricks on how to deal, play along, keep up, and woo that special little comedy nerd in your life. Follow these how to's and you wont just be sitting front row at your close friend's shitty improv show, you'll be sitting front row at your girlfriend's shitty improv show.
What to do when you wake up in a body bag? Start kicking, but not the bucket. That's what happened to someone named Walter Williams who had been declared dead and found himself waking up in the embalming room of the Porter &...
What if movie trailers quoted YouTube comments instead of critics? YouTube comments can be some of the funniest "pieces of literature" on the internet. The comments section is where anyone and everyone can let out their feelings about a video, and people seldom hold back so we think it'd be great. We've compiled some YouTube comments from the 300: Rise of An Empire trailer to make a hilarious trailer...
Posting On Facebook,
I read a great Tweet recently that said, "If the photo was taken by a medical device it doesn't need to be shared on your social channels." Hashtag, agree.
My Facebook pal Jeannie received the email several weeks ago. A close friend passed away and the service was taking place the following day. Jeannie thought about sending a sympathy card or paying her respects in person. There was just one small problem. "I wish I knew who I lost," she messaged me.
Millennials In The Workplace,
Getting a Job,
Nine To Five,
What happens when two Boomers who have been writing together since they were 10-years-old, get together with their millennial children to do a parody of Dolly Parton's classic "9 to 5"?
Saint Michael's College,
By Jerry Zezima I have never climbed the corporate ladder because I have acrophobia, which is an irrational fear of being any higher off the ground than the top of my head. But business must be booming for millions of guys who aren't afraid of climbing to the tops of...
Social media has spawned a new breed of ugly citizen who makes outrageous noise because it gets attention -- and attention is the oxygen of the Internet.
American Mustache Institute,
Weird News News
It goes without saying that one of the key drivers of the Mustached American experience in recent years has been the skinny jean and lower nose foliage-clad American hipster species. Now it's time to educate hipsters in non-ironic ways.