The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget Celebrity Apprentice, which got tremendous ratings -- the number one show -- and should have won the Emmy if the system wasn't rigged, believe me.
Perspective....it's a hard thing to learn sometimes, but yesterday I heard someone talking about an emergency and my mind drifted back many years to a small Alabama town where I was redoing a whole house for someone....new curtains, carpet, furniture, some new...some recovered....a general facelift to get rid of the...
Forget hurricanes Fantasy Fest is hitting town. This is our Halloween and it lasts ten days. It's all about nakedness and body paint and gossamer thin laws to allow you a Hall Pass from your life, whether it be good bad or indifferent. My first Fantasy Fest...
LOS ANGELES: Goodyear Satire Company-- The Los Angeles Dodgers are refusing to accept the legitimacy of last night's playoff loss to the Chicago Cubs. "The game was rigged," said Dave Roberts, manager of the Dodgers, "It's a conspiracy to steal the world series. Sad." "I was...
Red State Update,
Las Vegas Debate,
Trump Hillary Debate,
Trump Won't Accept Election Results,
You'Re The Puppet,
Jackie and Dunlap on the third and final presidential Debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton from Las Vegas, Nevada.
THE CRABFEAST STAND UP TOUR! NOVEMBER 8TH at NEW YORK CAROLINES ON BROADWAY TICKETS ON SALE NOW Who: JAY LARSON and RYAN SICKLER What: The CrabFeast Stand Up Tour When: Tuesday, November 8th at 8pm
I'm all for innovation. I love new gadgets. My mantra is "up with technology." Still, I do foresee problems, or shall we call them challenges, with a new invention that's careening out of the pages of science fiction novels and onto the raceways of our neighborhood highways: the Driverless Car.
In a column entitled "Trump's Sad, Lonely Life," (NYT, 10/11/16) David Brooks writes the following, "Trump continues to display the symptoms of narcissistic alexithymia, the inability to understand or describe the emotions in the self. Unable to know themselves, sufferers are...
1. This subject 2. Subject: Cecil the lion as the only person anyone knows who has spent time in a Zimbabwe jail, you should pen an oped calling for his killer's extradition. What an asshole. Missed you at the mini-reunion.
I fingered the neck as I had been taught and swung my bow up and down enthusiastically, but not a peep came from my violin, and I was one of the few students never chastised by our fearless leader.
As we prepare for the final presidential debate of 2016 (thank you jeebus), I would like to share this important public service announcement. Please avoid the ubiquitus “Debate Drinking Game.” A deeply held tradition in some areas, a Debate Drinking Game (DDG) is a social activity for...
My family has been going through a medical crisis of late and it has become impossible to find a good stretch of uninterrupted time in which to write, not to mention things don't seem particularly funny right now.
Red State Update,
Melania Trump Interview,
Third Debate Preview,
Red State Update Podcast 206: Rigged Election FIRST: Join Jackie and Dunlap for the tale of Crud's Funeral, an update on the Creepy Jackies terrorizing Tennessee, plus all the murders of all the people who look like Jackie Broyles nowadays. And how is...
Modern Snack Bar,
By Jerry Zezima When I was 16, I got my first job. I was, improbably, a waiter at the now-defunct Parkway Deli in my hometown of Stamford, Connecticut. In pretty short order, even though I wasn't pretty or even a short-order cook, I was fired for what I must admit...
NEW YORK - The media blackout of jokes New York comedians are making at work continues as office jokes, most importantly those cracked by Johnny McNulty, go unreported by the national corporate media. According to his Twitter bio, McNulty is an Editor at Someecards (on the...
Peed standing up. Peed sitting down. Voted. Ended a sentence without, "Believe me." Paid a vendor. Parted his hair on the right. Outperformed the stock market. Outperformed the New York real estate market. Popped a boner that might worry Melania. Popped a boner...
Bob Dylan just got the Nobel Prize. It's a statement which might have elicited howls of laughter if you had said it a mere fifty years ago, when he was a beatnik prancing around and playing gigs at the Café Wha? However try to...
Please don't turn yourself into a terrible sex joke. Gender is a social construct but this Halloween, you're going to look hot. Below, 20 of the hottest costumes (sorted from Basic to Hipster) for ladies who don't want to wake up alone November 1st. ...
NEW YORK - As you may know, Today anchor and Bush, Billy Bush, appeared in a 2005 recording where Donald Trump boasted of using his celebrity to seduce women. Billy Bush and NBC are finalizing his exit settlement. Twitter is taking the exit settlement news into their own...