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Marcia Liss

If Only

Marcia Liss | November 27, 2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Why is it called Thanksgiving?

Marta Ibarrondo | November 26, 2015 | Comedy
Pam Ferderbar

Black Friday Magic

Pam Ferderbar | November 26, 2015 | Comedy
When I was a kid, on the day after Thanksgiving my mom and dad would take me to Chicago to see the Christmas lights and decorations on Michigan Avenue. I felt like a grown up in the bustling big city, bumping into ladies in high-heeled boots and fur coats, and men carrying stacks of big department store boxes and fancy-looking shopping bags.
Marcia Liss

Happy Thanksgiving

Marcia Liss | November 26, 2015 | Comedy
Marcia Liss

Jack Who?

Marcia Liss | November 25, 2015 | Comedy
Reba Riley

Happy Uberdays: Or, 8 Ways Uber Could Save Your Holiday Season

Reba Riley | November 25, 2015 | Comedy
These ideas are my gift to and the world, and I give them freely. But if Uber wants to give me free holiday rides in return, I will not object.
Brian Caldirola

Happy Thanksgiving

Brian Caldirola | November 25, 2015 | Comedy
Nathan S. Sanders

Happy Than-xanax-giving!

Nathan S. Sanders | November 25, 2015 | Comedy
Turkey Day is upon us once again! Time for food, football and fun-but for many, Thanksgiving is that special time of year when we can all get together with our loved ones. Sometimes being with family can be a great thing and sometimes that can be a difficult thing.
Wine Enthusiast

11 Wines To Drink While Crying To Adele's New Album

Wine Enthusiast | November 25, 2015 | Taste
After four long years, pop megastar Adele just dropped her newest album, 25. This means it's time to feel some feelings, so grab your headphones, a box of tissues and one (or all) of these bottles. You're going to need 'em.

Every Person You'll See At Your Hometown Bar On Thanksgiving Eve

Thrillist | November 25, 2015 | Taste
The night before Thanksgiving is essentially a less awkward, boozier version of your high school reunion. Pretty much everyone who grew up in your hometown will be thronging the bar and they're gonna be SO glad to see you! Until the crying starts.
Marcia Liss

Isle of Delusion

Marcia Liss | November 25, 2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Supergirl, Please Fix My Computer

Greg Schwem | November 25, 2015 | Comedy
With the holidays approaching, it seems a perfect time for Supergirl to perform some task so spectacular that it meets my "thank God you're here," criteria. How about this?
Randall Otis

Solution for Syrian Refugees

Randall Otis | November 25, 2015 | Comedy
In the wake of the terrorist attacks in Paris, Beirut, and Yola, conservative parties have made a strong push to keep refugees away from America's borders.
Marcia Liss


Marcia Liss | November 24, 2015 | Comedy
Dawn Weber

Happy Momsgiving!

Dawn Weber | November 24, 2015 | Comedy
That's right, you heard me. Instead of Thanksgiving, I'm calling it Momsgiving because, well, I don't see anybody else in this damn kitchen. Anyway, think about it: Mom's giving you turkey. Mom's giving you stuffing. Mom's giving you yams, potatoes and pie.
Andrea Mann

Refugees, Terrorists and the Ugly Truthiness

Andrea Mann | November 24, 2015 | UK Politics
It is, incredibly, exactly 10 years since the word 'truthiness' first appeared, courtesy of Stephen Colbert. I know this because I didn't just feel it to be true - I looked it up... And 10 years later, the ugly truthiness is back.

Airline Pre-boards Have Gone Overboard

Inga | November 24, 2015 | Comedy
I guess you can't give people a feeling of superiority without giving them someone to feel superior to. And this time we were the inferiors. Or maybe that should be posteriors. It's a lousy job, but someone's got to do it.
Brandt Hamilton

Nation's Racist Uncles Feeling the Pressure to Really Bring It at This Year's Thanksgiving Dinner

Brandt Hamilton | November 24, 2015 | Comedy
In past years, Dave was able to simply ruin Thanksgiving by going into explicit detail about how Obama is a "GODDAMN MUSLIM!!!!" But the growing rate of stupid comments on Facebook and presidential debates have made that claim seem mild.
Ian Power-Luetscher

Thanksgiving Rules to Live and Die By for Hunters (The Body Type)

Ian Power-Luetscher | November 24, 2015 | Comedy
If you weighed less than 7 pounds when you were born then CONGRATULATIONS you're part of an elite supermodel race of biological leopard humans akin to the Thundercats.
Juliet Kaufman

A Letter Imploring Stray Cats to Requite My Affections

Juliet Kaufman | November 24, 2015 | Comedy
I'm writing you with the intention of conveying my plaguing need for affection from you all. I've tried communicating these needs to your clowder, but you've all continually rejected my advances, wrongly classifying me as a threat.
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