I'd say that Britain has a problem with beautiful women being funny while Hollywood has a problem with not-conventionally-beautiful women being funny. But that's because Hollywood has a problem with not-conventionally-beautiful women, full stop.
Dear Dr. Relationship,
My husband never listens to a word I say.
Funny Road Signs,
There's typically a good deal of planning that goes into putting up a sign. You need to realize one is needed, draw up some plans, make the sign and then put it up. Somewhere along the line, you'd think someone might take a second to consider the message. Or maybe...
Publishing giant Penguin is taking several authors to court to recoup advances on manuscripts that were never delivered.
Funny Dog Pictures,
I mean, do you really love you dog? Then prove it, by knitting yourself a sweater made from her fur. Wearing sexy lingerie with his face plastered over your nipples. Drenching yourself in perfume called (we kid you not) Puppy's Breath.
30 Rock Final Season,
30 Rock Season 7,
The final season of "30 Rock" premieres this Thursday, so the time for wild speculation is most definitely at hand.
This is war of humor -- laying siege to the hearts, minds, and funnybones of America. For the future of his country, Mitt must cause a laff-riot. He must leave the swing voters in stitches, gasping for air, with split sides... and no health care.
Saturday Night Live,
"Saturday Night Live" is all about sketch comedy. Nobody does sketch comedy better than Carol Burnett and Tim Conway. Nobody.
Michele Bachmann recently visited a Chicago synagogue on the eve of Yom Kippur. Her unwanted presence there drove many attendees to leave, and to later donate to her opponent in the Congressional race in Minnesota. Here are a few things she said that pissed them off:
Dear Oprah: Can I have a car? I think my spirit may not be in walking distance.
America makes a lot more sense if you are drunk. For example, why are birth rates the highest in states where the obesity rates are the highest? Until you have been drunk, and lonely, and get unlimited mass texting on your phone, you will never know the answer.
Who was on the phone? I don't know. They hung up. They didn't say anything? No, they just hung up. That's weird. Who do you think it was?
Facial hair. This is tricky. Acceptable, but it often comes in grayer than the hair on your head and instead of looking "fashionable" you look "homeless" or "hung over." The one exception is a soul patch. Don't do it unless you're interviewing for bass player in a jazz band.