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imonlyhereforthelaughs
Politicians...they ruin everything.
03:17 PM on 02/07/2012
Gawd I hope they don't open a location in DC. The baristas in this city look ghastly enough fully clothed.
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davearnold007
The Talker They Lie, The Poorer I Get
03:09 PM on 02/07/2012
If the coffee is cheaper than SB and labeled-SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE, I don't care if they dress like strippers or septic tank cleaners, I will buy it. No SB, though.

Of course, stripper garb is not too far off what I see as normal dress these days, so I am not sure what the difference will be, societally speaking.

If they dressed like nurses or lobbyists, that would be more entertaining. EVERYONE these days with a body shaped this side of a pear seems to dress like a stripper. Be imaginative.

Dress like lawyers, or construction workers. That would be different.

Just charge less, and don't offer me one thousand versions of NOT coffee. Coffee is black, and comes in small, medium or large, dammit!!

It doesn't taste like caremel, and doesn't have 30 grams of sugar in it!

Black!!! Small, Medium, or Large!!!!!

Sorry, I am showing my age. This is my rant at every SB I am forced to find a cup of coffee in. Takes me ten minutes to order a large black coffee. I do find it entertaining, though.
imonlyhereforthelaughs
Politicians...they ruin everything.
03:26 PM on 02/07/2012
"Takes me ten minutes to order a large black coffee"

No it doesn't. Why make up sh.it? You weren't remotely humorous (funny). Just like my cynical father...who thinks he is funny, but he isn't. He's just an as.shole.

I've been in SB all over the world and never once witnessed a "coffee pouring person" (for your benefit) get confused about someone using "small", "medium", or "large", nor get confused about getting "coffee" when asked for "coffee".
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pepper1311
04:29 PM on 02/07/2012
Can I get an amhem...
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03:07 PM on 02/07/2012
I do like a shot of milk with my coffee.
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F4U Corsair
redpurpleblue.com
03:04 PM on 02/07/2012
We currently have a big boob in the White House and business is still awful.
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03:08 PM on 02/07/2012
You're four years behind-as usual.
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F4U Corsair
redpurpleblue.com
07:17 AM on 02/08/2012
Good try at a come back but I said current.
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WhatDaBleep
Right is Wrong and Left is Correct
02:57 PM on 02/07/2012
Only in the bible belt would something like this be a hit!
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WhatDaBleep
Right is Wrong and Left is Correct
02:55 PM on 02/07/2012
Looks like texas women are well respected!
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02:50 PM on 02/07/2012
Who doesn't want to drink coffee from 'boobs' ....
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Tre Members
Inna world fulla hate, Love is revolution
02:47 PM on 02/07/2012
They've been doing this in Chile for years now...
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UberdanSounds
I make music(al), funnies.
03:06 PM on 02/07/2012
Really? Gotta make it down to Chile!
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onionboy
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
03:34 PM on 02/07/2012
And when one combines Hooters and chilly...we know what that means.
02:42 PM on 02/07/2012
So if you wanna sell coffee half-naked then thats koo, whatevs. But let me just say, the reason why they have only 7 stores since '96 is this: starbucks and other popular coffee stores understand that their main target is women and gay men. Who buys the double shot iced mocha with skim milk or the venti soy latte with no foam blah blah blah? Gays and women. Sure, these hooters/coffeeshop places might have repeat customers but these straight men are buying one cup of black coffee, oggling the girls and leaving. Sorry but they will remain small business simply bc they dont understand the coffee market
imonlyhereforthelaughs
Politicians...they ruin everything.
03:19 PM on 02/07/2012
And apparently neither do you. Whatevs.
02:41 PM on 02/07/2012
I'd like my americano shaken...not stirred.
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onionboy
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
03:34 PM on 02/07/2012
How about jiggled?
02:37 PM on 02/07/2012
There offering shares of this stock for only 10 cents!!!!!!!!!!!!! $BCCI
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iconoclast
02:37 PM on 02/07/2012
sure beats buying coffee from some jaded hipster, like myself :o
Say it with me now: more T&A, less thick glasses and ironic turtle necks!
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AKansasComment
Don't it make my brown eyes blue
02:28 PM on 02/07/2012
I'm a java junkie, but I'll start jonesing and seeing ants all over me before I'd buy from them.
02:24 PM on 02/07/2012
I've never been a fan or spent my money in any such establishment...not do I intend to. I don't go to strip clubs, I don't care to watch porn online, and I sure don't want a half anked woman getting my coffee. Why? Simple...if it isn't on the menu...don't advertise it! I don't go to restaurants look at the menu and not order....if you aren't offering it...then no reason for me to see it. But, that's just me. Too each his (or her) own. I'm not opposed to women making money dressing this way to seel coffee or making porn or anything else they choose to do willingly (even prostitution if they so choose...although that is still illegal...). I just don't have to patronize the establishment or otherwise waste my money on it. Perhaps if more people realized that they are not "force" to go to these palces, or watch these things, etc etc...we'd have less crybabies worrying about what everyone else is doing.
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democles
swords-r-us
02:23 PM on 02/07/2012
And do they give latte dances?
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onionboy
Blessed are the Cheese Makers
03:35 PM on 02/07/2012
Gives new meaning to "whip or no whip".