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02:46 PM on 11/06/2012
"before he was confronted when he walked out of the store with $350 in lobsters."

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Where did he hide them? Down his drawers?
02:45 PM on 11/06/2012
i bet red lobster is pissed
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neuticles
Author of Going...Going...NUTS !
02:32 PM on 11/06/2012
The real crime here is stealing 1/3 of a persons
life for a petty crime.

It sad what America is turning into.
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Stromberg98
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser
04:23 PM on 11/06/2012
Insanity
wilsoncombatgrl
Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever!
11:17 PM on 11/06/2012
You missed the part about the car jacking in the parking lot. Stealing lobsters does not constitute loss of freedom but forcibly stealing a vehicle during a crime does.
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08:59 AM on 11/08/2012
ok true- but the car was not damaged. he used it as a getaway. so 25 years at $38k a year to house him? Thats almost a million tax dollars for a 10 minute car ride. Does that make sense? The guy needs treatment for his addiction.
02:10 PM on 11/06/2012
25 years for theft of such a petty kind? No wonder American prisons are overflowing.
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oldgeezer15
01:01 PM on 11/06/2012
how about cutting off his hands- he won't steal again
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whitesands
dupe of delusion
01:57 PM on 11/06/2012
No, that would be too much like those God fearing Muslims. We'll just put him so far up a creek thay will have to pipe him sun light. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, and be sure to keep track of the time, bro.
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Govt Cheese
You edit your micro bio
02:11 PM on 11/06/2012
What about an eye for an eye. That's christian enough for you isn't it? We'll take his lobster and sell it for money to buy drugs.
12:32 PM on 11/06/2012
Hope getting high was worth his freedom.
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12:24 PM on 11/06/2012
..........repeatedly stole lobsters .....

How can you steal a lobster??
12:33 PM on 11/06/2012
Same way you steal anything else that doesnt belong to you............just take it.
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thomcat327
Devils advocate
12:46 PM on 11/06/2012
frozen oldmanbrute
12:23 PM on 11/06/2012
Lay off the sugar-booger. That S&%t ain't good for ya.
12:16 PM on 11/06/2012
25 year for stealing lobster but rape only carries a 7 year sentence
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danielt003
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01:52 PM on 11/06/2012
so if you stole a lobster and then raped it......add 7 years
02:57 PM on 11/06/2012
This is for another story thread.
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Stromberg98
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser
04:28 PM on 11/06/2012
Consider the fact that it will cost Taxpayers over 500,000 dollars to retain for that period of time . For someone stealing lobsters . The judge should be locked up .
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ChesapeakePirate
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11:53 AM on 11/06/2012
Wonder if the police asked: "Is that a lobster in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?"
11:49 AM on 11/06/2012
This fisherman needs re-hab intervention not prison.
25 years and guess who pays? The price of meat and seafood will skyrocket and taxpayers are on the hook again...
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01:16 PM on 11/06/2012
I do not believe that this one man stealing a few lobsters will affect the price across the country so don't worry. Now maybe if everyone starts stealing lobsters...
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Govt Cheese
You edit your micro bio
02:13 PM on 11/06/2012
shhhhhh!
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wakohnen
Human opinions....a fascinating study....
11:38 AM on 11/06/2012
If you must steal, may as well steal the best. Prison time is the same either way.
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Captai
Get out while you still can!!
11:22 AM on 11/06/2012
A lobster a day keeps the DTs away?
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Captai
Get out while you still can!!
11:21 AM on 11/06/2012
When lobsters are outlawed only outlaws will have lobsters.
rkeeeballs
rock and a hard place
11:15 AM on 11/06/2012
His drug connection is peed off. Those lobsters were for his party on Saturday !