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12:44 AM on 03/11/2013
Oh, those are some real knee slappers, prez. I think Rubio should return the favor to you next time & sneak out back for a cigarette.
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
12:55 AM on 03/11/2013
Look, man. I'm gonna try and help you out. Alright? If you want to be funny, try and develop sense of irony. It's the bread and butter of the comedy world. 
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Eleventh Hour
01:38 AM on 03/11/2013
What makes you think he was attempting humor?

Pretty presumptuous of you.
01:09 AM on 03/11/2013
Obama, frustrated because Rubio came out intact and stronger from the taunts of the media loyal to Obama.
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christinedenice
Blue headed stepchild
01:28 AM on 03/11/2013
Rubio did not come out intact and stronger. He'll never live down the water incident.
12:42 AM on 03/11/2013
Has anyone taken a look at the prez's daily schedule? He must be amazingly efficient. He can do all that presidential stuff in an average of 3 hours a day. Amazing. He probably hasn't had this light a schedule since he was a community organizer. Or a dope smoking high school senior waiting to get accepted into Harvard just on his grades.
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Eleventh Hour
12:44 AM on 03/11/2013
"just on his grades?" .......do you REALLY believe that?
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alohageedub
01:05 AM on 03/11/2013
Nope, it was an inside job...
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
12:45 AM on 03/11/2013
Oh I love these. The "we know everything Obama does at every minute of every day...but he's not transparent enough" comments always make me laugh. 
12:47 AM on 03/11/2013
Transparency isn't referring to his posted schedule. And if you laugh that easily, maybe you should have been at the dinner. You might have wet your pants.
12:36 AM on 03/11/2013
It's the economy, st*upid.
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EconPadawan
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12:41 AM on 03/11/2013
Somewhere Bobby Jindal is weeping for his party. 
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alohageedub
01:07 AM on 03/11/2013
Why, they control the House and 29 Governships. How's that leftist agenda coming along in Congress?
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Eleventh Hour
01:43 AM on 03/11/2013
Only in your escalated fantasies.
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Eleventh Hour
12:45 AM on 03/11/2013
And it's been the economy ever since he took office.......

......just steady as you go...........

DOWNHILL.
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Capitalism Dominates
Deport the ILLEGAL ALIENS
01:07 AM on 03/11/2013
As i always say" just like when they move into your neighborhood" Downhill !!!!
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Joseph Hemphill
Marine Corps veteran, Small business owner
01:08 AM on 03/11/2013
It appears to me and every economist the opposite, regardless of republican obstructionism.
highlandheart44
Still the blood is strong, the heart is highland
12:30 AM on 03/11/2013
I have a feeling that both political parties use us for their own personal power. Does anyone truly believe that Democrats and Republicans care about our lives? We are pawns in their quest for power. Never has the saying "You get what you vote for" been so true.
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Eleventh Hour
12:49 AM on 03/11/2013
There are good and not so good on both sides. What most stand for and will consist honestly with is one difference. The other is the basic difference in party philosophy, and I'll never align with the mindset of democrats who use/abuse people like they do. Look at countries in the UK, see what socialism has done to them, and beware. That is the democrat goal. France and Italy have tax rates that well exceed 50% now, their medical care is disgraceful, and the leadership is self-serving. That's what entices.
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alohageedub
01:09 AM on 03/11/2013
Well said!
06:55 PM on 03/11/2013
On September 14th, the Congressional Research Service released a report: "Taxes and The Economy; An Economic Analysis of the Top Rates since 1945. Here is the conclusion:

"The results of the analysis suggest that changes over the past 65 years in the top marginal tax rate and the top capital gains tax rate do not appear correlated with economic growth."

see it here: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/news/business/0915tax...
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EconPadawan
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12:12 AM on 03/11/2013
Dear Cons: Obama is the President of the United States. He's not your house slave. If he want's to attend a dinner, go on vacation, golf, or spend time with his kids it's his prerogative to do so.
12:24 AM on 03/11/2013
I wonder if the Treasury will cut me a check for a million so I can go golfing with Tiger?
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
12:33 AM on 03/11/2013
Maybe the Treasury could cut costs by using your gray matter as the ball? They're roughly the same size and of equal hardness...
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Eleventh Hour
12:27 AM on 03/11/2013
Why the unnecessary comma after "want?"

As I have stated numerous times ------guess you're a bit slow here, -------------no one CARES what he does with spare time, but he needs to be informed what it does consists of, that it doesn't last for weeks on end, and that he does actually have a JOB to do. It's way past time to get started.

If you paid attention, that's been posted about 4 times now tonight. IF and WHEN he starts doing something about our DEFICIT, JOBS, BORDERS, INCREASING SPENDING WITH NO REGRET, and major unresolved issues like BENGHAZI, we might see him in a better light, but he seems to think this is just "pretend," and it's not. He was ELECTED TO SERVE, -----not to VACATION.

Wise up, you got taken for a mega-ride by him.
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ATL Clouds
OMG TGOP - Stop the Insanity!
12:29 AM on 03/11/2013
Well, actually it's an apostrophe NOT a comma so . . . maybe you're the slow one here.
12:46 AM on 03/11/2013
You are sad.
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
12:12 AM on 03/11/2013
Dear Cons: Obama is the President of the United States. He's not your house slave. If he want's to attend a dinner, go on vacation, golf, or spend time with his kids it's his prerogative to do so.
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Eleventh Hour
12:28 AM on 03/11/2013
So now your comments come in stutters, too?
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EconPadawan
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12:35 AM on 03/11/2013
Stutters don't usually come in duplicates. That's a source code invention. 
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Mensa Rocks
Honor is not found in service to lies and greed.
12:36 AM on 03/11/2013
He may be your President, but I will never recognize him as my President.
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
12:38 AM on 03/11/2013
In that case can he not recognize you as an American citizen? Somehow I don't think you would appreciate that. 
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Whoo Yahoo
12:52 AM on 03/11/2013
"...and, I am suuuuuuure that THAT lil' tidbit keeps him up at night!" Rigggght! ...

(that's for playing, 'Sparky', now take your stuffed animal, and go to beddie-bye!) :>)
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Ryan Adams 111
12:05 AM on 03/11/2013
Hmmm How can he spend money on big expensive dinners, and stopping the tours of the white house, due to lack of money.. Total disgrace...
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
12:08 AM on 03/11/2013
Probably because the Gridiron Club and Foundation put on the Dinner. Not the President. He was invited to it. This was all stated in the above article. You didn't read it?
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ATL Clouds
OMG TGOP - Stop the Insanity!
12:20 AM on 03/11/2013
Already fanned again but wish I could . . . don't stop now. You're on a roll tonight.
highlandheart44
Still the blood is strong, the heart is highland
12:45 AM on 03/11/2013
You haven't even bothered to read the consitution of the United States and say crap like this? Forserious???? Who do you think is paying for him to arrive there? Who is covering the expense of secret service to protect him? Who paid for his tux? We did. Go to bed now.
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Shirley Ogburn
What does extraordinary look like -- OBAMA
12:16 AM on 03/11/2013
He didn't stop the Whitehouse tours. It was the SS's call due to the budget.
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Eleventh Hour
01:02 AM on 03/11/2013
Sure, it was.................................not.
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Its A Good Ride
11:54 PM on 03/10/2013
Answering a fellow (Allergic) diner who asked whether the seafood souffle contained shellfish, Nancy P was heard replying, "You have to eat the souffle to see what is in it".
PhillipCollins
not the singer from Genesis
11:54 PM on 03/10/2013
How can Obama poke fun at Rubio? They agree on Patriot Act, NDAA, CISPA/SOPA, Gitmo, the Federal Reserve system, war, wiretaps, drones, etc....?
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Eleventh Hour
12:00 AM on 03/11/2013
He can't do it legitimately. He's being himself, as in inconsistent, abrasive, and untrustworthy in speech.
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
12:05 AM on 03/11/2013
Because it's so easy? If they agree on all that why does he attack the President for supporting all the things he supports? Mind boggling...
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Eleventh Hour
12:30 AM on 03/11/2013
Not at all, only because he's abrasive, arrow-gant, and feeds on it.
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
11:53 PM on 03/10/2013
I just love it when Republicans get their nose tweaked. President Obama just flicked Rubio's nose. Hard. (snicker)
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Eleventh Hour
12:31 AM on 03/11/2013
I guess my reply was too well stated and too factual to put in print.

I know you would have needed a tissue after that much truth at one time.
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
12:34 AM on 03/11/2013
well, at least you found where your Caps button is located, einstein.
01:26 AM on 03/11/2013
He did not capable of defending himself with arguments because it is indefensible. Then resort to mockery.
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
01:28 AM on 03/11/2013
Your syntax makes your statement unintelligible. Say what>?
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Its A Good Ride
11:51 PM on 03/10/2013
While exiting the dinner, Bloomie was heard to say "ya know, I think we should ban jokes... not for us leaders, but for the commoners..."
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Eleventh Hour
12:03 AM on 03/11/2013
Don't give him the idea, he might try it!
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
11:48 PM on 03/10/2013
Rubio: NOT ready for Primetime.
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Eleventh Hour
12:04 AM on 03/11/2013
And that's your biggest fear, RIGHT?

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
12:15 AM on 03/11/2013
No, just pointing out how his actions might indicate he is not ready to even be considered as a GOP nominee, let alone President. It was an unprofessional faux-pas on his part. He's a noob.
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Deeliberate
12:15 AM on 03/11/2013
Your reply makes no sense--but keep trying.
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
11:47 PM on 03/10/2013
Rube is a noob.
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Eleventh Hour
12:05 AM on 03/11/2013
And you think that matters, coming from you?

On a scale of 0 to 1,000,000,000, your opinion is about a 0.00000000% of one.

I know that's higher math for you, so don't concern yourself over it.
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
12:08 AM on 03/11/2013
But I find solace in knowing my opinion is more valuable than yours. And I really find joy in the fact that my opinion ticks you off enough that you actually took the time to write about it.
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
11:45 PM on 03/10/2013
Our President out classes Republicans at every turn.
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Eleventh Hour
11:47 PM on 03/10/2013
Oh, now the COMEDIAN is here to make us all laugh!

Frankly, your opinion is just that, an opinion, and it will never replace TRUTH.

Class? Ask the Queen, sport.
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
11:51 PM on 03/10/2013
President Obama has more class in his little finger than Rubio does. Poise, wit, charm...and a nifty little jab at Rubio for being such a noob. Admit it. You're just jealous~!
01:40 AM on 03/11/2013
Obama confuses the place, he thought he was in an audition.
12:35 AM on 03/11/2013
They know that, which is why they are stirring around like a bunch of raving lunatics, falling in their own ditches of deceit and just basically acting like a bunch of fools.
biologixco
Republicans are bereft of ideas and leadership
12:43 AM on 03/11/2013
Grab some popcorn and a beer.This is fun~!
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Eleventh Hour
01:27 AM on 03/11/2013
Get a grip!

You're actually starting to concern me....as in ............are you even alright?
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
11:37 PM on 03/10/2013
Teleprompters are ev!l things. They have these secret super powers that shut down your saliva glands. Rubio found that out the hard way.
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Eleventh Hour
11:46 PM on 03/10/2013
No matter, at least he doesn't spit or stutter while speaking.
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EconPadawan
Too short for a stormtrooper. Too tall for a ewok.
11:50 PM on 03/10/2013
I hadn't noticed. Too much "BullDozing" for me. Every time he starts plowing Bull I fall asleep.
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Jeff Bunting
12:04 AM on 03/11/2013
you mean like Newt?
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11:48 PM on 03/10/2013
LOL! That was priceless when he grabbed for the H2O