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Dan Bunn
If ig*nor*ance is bliss, then I'm in trouble...
09:42 PM on 09/02/2013
It's your wedding...IGNORE the stupid stuff..
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... et bon chance'!
09:38 PM on 09/02/2013
I recieved the "Why are you wearing white?" question TWICE at the reception. It was horrible. Great to know what family and friends think about me.
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flin1
Ad astra....
09:05 PM on 09/02/2013
Just run down to the JP and avoid the foolishness. It worked for us. (30 years and 3 kids later)
09:05 PM on 09/02/2013
This was many years ago, about 8-10 months after we were married. Someone asked "Is it true that the first year of marriage is the hardest?" My answer: "It is so far ... ;-).
08:56 PM on 09/02/2013
How about "Ten Years....... Ten long years! We wondered why you took so long to get married!" by a guest who knew the couple when they were courting and also "Marriage is very very hard" says the sister of the groom in a speech with a mike and promptly bursts into tears! It turns out she had been having problems in her own marriage. People with a mike say the darndest things!
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salamanca1
We'll never run out of stupidity
09:26 PM on 09/02/2013
People with a mike and a couple of glasses of wine in them.
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HenryT2
You can't fight a fire or THE SYSTEM from within
07:21 PM on 09/02/2013
When you have foreign relatives, question 13, the one about having kids is the first, and most frequent thing guests say to you. Often, it comes before any congratulations or even a greeting.
06:36 PM on 09/02/2013
"pessimist expressway?" Lame.
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hans sulu
NSA - only part of Government that listens to you
06:23 PM on 09/02/2013
I had someone come up to me and said, your wife nickname back home was Miss Nasty
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ImBradPitt
02:53 PM on 09/03/2013
I hope you left her.
05:54 PM on 09/03/2013
Just because it was a stupid nickname, it doesn't mean it was true.
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SonyaInTx
Money doesn't buy class.....
06:18 PM on 09/02/2013
When a particularly obnoxious relative repeatedly asked me at my wedding, "So when are you going to start having kids"?, which is a question I find particularly offensive (IMO...it's very bad manners to comment/speculate on the contents, or lack thereof, of your womb)....I replied, "tonight!".

It shut her up cold.
08:04 PM on 09/02/2013
I had my reception at my apartment, so when my MIL asked me "Exactly how soon do you plan to start a family?" I replied, "Well, I thought we'd at least wait until after the guests leave."
10:05 PM on 09/02/2013
Hilarious!
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SonyaInTx
Money doesn't buy class.....
02:42 AM on 09/03/2013
Bravo! Fanned....
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steelmajor
You tell me your superfine mind has come undone
05:55 PM on 09/02/2013
how about: "so, how many kids are you going to have?"
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luvU2
the band not u
06:38 PM on 09/02/2013
Hate it.
05:51 PM on 09/02/2013
I believe in marriage BUT I do not believe in big weddings........
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sasaki
05:46 PM on 09/02/2013
"I slept with her too. She's great in the sack"
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LaoShur
05:29 PM on 09/02/2013
Hmmm... How did, "Are you SURE you're the father?" miss the list?
04:56 PM on 09/02/2013
lets get married and play house,put it on someone elses dime,then get divorced in 3 years. marriage has turned into a bigger joke than i always thought it was.
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tonewheel
I'm the boss. Need the info...
04:49 PM on 09/02/2013
This article could have been infinitely shorter.

Response to all questions posed: "F*&k off!