OK GOP, Now You've Hurt My Feelings.

America, meet Sweet Smiling Sarah: mean girl sarcasm meets locker room trash talk. Can a nursing mother still be a bully? Polish your nail extensions and get ready for a red, white and blue Roller Derby girl fight.
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Last week I was at the Denver Convention, at the Pepsi Center and with the 84,000 at the Obama Invesco Love-In. So tell me....on TV, did we sound like blood thirsty gladiators when Joe Biden mentioned McCain-Bush or Bush-McCain?

When Rudy Giuliani was addressing the RNC, I was in the kitchen [broccoli rabe, olive oil, no garlic, please] and the throaty roar from my Trinitron in the next room sounded like a lynching mob with night torches coming upon a werewolf. Was that my former Mayor gleefully making fun of the Democratic Presidential candidate?

You bet! And Rudy was just the warm up act for Sarah Palin, in her first national speech. Just as I was thinking her hair looked better than last week's prom queen upsweep, she reached up and pulled a 12" long hat pin out of that teased top puff, and went off on Michelle and Barack Obama.

America, meet Sweet Smiling Sarah. Mean girl sarcasm meets locker room trash talk. Can a nursing mother still be a bully?

Swiftboating is so 2004. Polish your nail extensions and get ready for a red white and blue Roller Derby girl fight. It's 2008 and election time is near.

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