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A Letter to My (Future) Grown Children

Posted: 07/12/2012 11:30 am

Written by Sarah Bernhardson for CTWorkingMoms.com

I have a confession to make. Sometimes, my kids throw tantrums. They scream. They have some crazy built-in radar that kicks in when I pick up a phone that causes them to go completely insane and instantly need my attention. They don't always listen. Sometimes, they're those kids screaming at the check-out that make you say "Wow, that Mom should just leave, because she clearly cannot control her children."

From whom did they inherit this? I have no idea.

According to my mother, my younger brother and I were perfect children. We never fought, we always ate what was on our plates at dinner, we had no more than three time outs each in our entire childhoods, and when our mom was on the phone, we politely tapped her on the shoulder and said "Excuse me, dear Mother, but when you're finished, I need your assistance." Okay, perhaps that's an exaggeration, but you get the gist.

A while back, I shared an article on CTWorkingMoms.com called "Don't Carpe Diem" by Glennon Melton and it got me thinking. Someday, far in the future, my sons may become fathers. And it's possible that they may call me and complain about how their adorable little progeny aren't sleeping/listening/eating/etc. And since my memories of parenthood will have been smoothed over like so many rocks in a river, I'm worried that I'll inevitably insist such behavior is abhorrent, something I've never experienced with my own, perfect children.

So... here's my plan.

I'm going to write letters to my sons to be opened if and when they become parents. These won't be the sappy "these are the best years of your life" sort of letters. These will tell the real story of what they were like as babies, toddlers, kids and teens. These letters will, hopefully, explain some of the behaviors they see in their own children and temper my nostalgia.

Here is the first in my series (written in February of this year):

Dear Nate and Joshua,

It's February of 2012. Nate, you are 3 years old, and Joshua, you are 9 months old. I didn't know sibling rivalry started so early on, but Nate, you have been grabbing poor Joshua's little limbs and gleefully screaming "SQUEEZE the baby like a GRAPEFRUIT!" for at least two months now. Joshua, you pulled Nate's hair for the first time (intentionally) last weekend.

Speaking of things that have been going on for months, Nate, you've been insisting that we call you "Baby Bird" since, oh, I want to say August? Yea. It's February. No one can explain where this came from. Your uncle says it's weird. I say you're 3, and 3-year-olds are weird.

We have a new rule in our house about not eating in the living room. This is thanks to you, sweet Natie, after you managed to dump an entire chocolate pudding on our beige corduroy couch and "clean it up" by grinding it in with a kitchen towel. You also drew with a green marker all over the non-puddinged cushion. Why? You said, "I like green."

Joshua, you're a baby, so still too little for much mischief. However, you're never too little for not sleeping, and you, Sir, are the champ. You are up CONSTANTLY during the night, and often will only sleep with mom and dad. You scream like we're torturing you as you're lowered into your crib (which has soft, fleecy sheets, I'd like to add), and you've never slept through the night. Ever. Not once. Did I mention you're 9 months old? You also will only accept mom during the night when you wake up, never dad, which means mom is tired. Very tired. So Joshua, make your wife some really good coffee in the morning, and maybe get that poor woman some flowers.

Anyway, boys, if you call me to vent about your own parenting trials, know that I will have forgotten all of this. Maybe I'll even insist this letter is a fraud, certain that none of this could have possibly happened. I'll tell you how incredibly sweet you both were, how snuggly and cuddly, and how you should enjoy these days while they last. And just for the record, you were and are the best sons a mother could ask for... but it hasn't all been an easy ride. Now you know the truth. Good luck, press on, and may God be with you.

Love,

Mom

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Written by Sarah Bernhardson for CTWorkingMoms.com I have a confession to make. Sometimes, my kids throw tantrums. They scream. They have some crazy built-in radar that kicks in when I pick up a phon...
Written by Sarah Bernhardson for CTWorkingMoms.com I have a confession to make. Sometimes, my kids throw tantrums. They scream. They have some crazy built-in radar that kicks in when I pick up a phon...
 
 
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dee pinto
PEACE, LOVE & HAPPINESS.. Love is My Religion
09:20 AM on 08/03/2012
My daughter is two so terrible twos is in full effect I know the feeling lol nonetheless shes a sweet child but she has her moments she has tantrums so i walk away and ignore her so she stops i notice when i would pay her attention and kept asking her whats wrong and try and pick her up the tantrums would last longer so i just learned to walk away and trust me it works
04:41 PM on 07/29/2012
I loved your article! I am the mother of five ranging in age from 22-27. My mother advised me to take a few minutes everyday, when our first child was born to make a few notes about what our child had done. I did so, and composed a letter for our daughter's first birthday that highlighted the year, her accomplishments, my feelings, and our not so great moments.

As our family grew, quite quickly, I would often make notes while nursing a child at some god awful hour of the morning, or (I hate to admit this) while seated for a moment in the bathroom. I continued to write a letter for each child, for each birthday. When they were little I would read the letter to them at bedtime on their birthday. As they got older, I would give them their letter at bedtime, to be read in private or with me, always their choice. I've continued to write their birthday letters, this year our eldest will be getting married, so her letter has included some of the trials and tribulations of being the mother of the bride, I gave her the letter on her birthday in May, and was surprised when she started crying and said "I was afraid you weren't going to write these for me anymore". I actually had planned on stopping, but clearly this tradition needs to continue.
01:06 AM on 07/17/2012
I look at my sister, brother, and himself and we seem to remember things a little differently, which is fine. However, there is one thing we all agree on. The one thing my mother always threatened us with...I HOPE YOU HAVE A CHILD JUST LIKE YOU !!! This was not said with love, this was said out of frustration. We sit around and laugh about it today, but we look at our kids and say yup this one is just like me and that one is like me, and so on and so on. Now that is listening to my brother and sister. My sister says that one of hers is just like me. I am fortunate because if you look at my anger management issues as a kid and as a young adult then add my epileptic issues for the last 30 years. I am lucky because for the most part, my daughter takes after her mother...calm, cool, collected, and hardly anything bothers her. She is so easy going. But, with her medical issues I wonder how those will change as she gets older.
09:25 PM on 07/16/2012
how do you edit your micro-bio
08:58 PM on 07/16/2012
dece
I posted once today although it is not on here.My comment is just be a parent..not a buddy..pal..etc.Pulling hair squeezing the baby like a grapefruit? I don't find that amusing.

Here is an idea... everyone eats at the kitchen table! A is for adult...C is for child.
And we wonder how bullies or rude adults are created.

There are certainly children who are challenged. But really how did we become such a pill popping nation. Dece
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Scarlette OHara
Opinions are like belly buttons, everyone has em!
08:56 PM on 07/16/2012
Absolutely a breath of fresh air and ever so true. As mothers we often forget those long nights spent in the rocking chair crying as hard as the baby while they fussed cutting teeth or having a bout of colic. Of course, on the other hand, your child will eventually have a teenager of their own one day. :o) and that is when you can listen to your offsprings tales of rebellion and rolling eyeballs and deep signs from their now teenager and do that sinister giggle that I always give my daughter and say "well he is a teenager so welcome to the teen years."
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07:56 PM on 07/16/2012
every parent has gone through this.
07:41 PM on 07/16/2012
Old school upbringing with “spare the rod, spoil the child” mentality—apply “corporal” discipline as needed and within humane limitations with positive growth intentions when viable communication attempts fail. Children rearing children generation as we have now are first clueless and secondly tentative in the proper disciplinary actions required in properly rearing their child(ren) in fear of child protective laws or hurting the child’s feelings; not realizing that that child is challenging dominance—who’s controlling who?
06:59 PM on 07/16/2012
My first born was a cranky, ill tempered, fit throwing child . At age 12 after lots of testing we found that she was allergic to just about anything airborn or grassy or weedy. Put on allergy meds she became a different person. After she became a mother and was dealing with the day to day of motherhood she looked at me one day and said "Thanks for letting me live".
06:56 PM on 07/16/2012
I'm always surprised at the vitriol directed at parents who admit that their children, are in fact, children. Instead of just relating to the crazy, humorous, trying, ridiculous moments that all parents experience, comes all of the unwanted posts about autism, spanking, ignoring the baby when it screams, etc. This was a lovely article about a mom documenting the difficult, crazy moments of motherhood with love and humor. These boys are lucky to have a mother who understands that while in the moment, these are just little guys who will quickly be young men and that the sleepless night, baby squeezing, baby bird moments will be just a memory. Frankly it is those moments that make life and parenting interesting and unique.
06:49 PM on 07/16/2012
I have a 30, 22 and 18 year old. I have never had to hurt (spank) them to make them behave. I was spanked every day as a child. There are definitely more humane ways to deal with misbehavior than violence
10:39 PM on 07/16/2012
I agree! do you know how to updat your micro-bio? thanks Dece
06:28 PM on 07/16/2012
Perhaps I see the humor in this, because I could have written it! I am the mom with the toddler having a meltdown in public, who also happens to wake once {or more} a night. My mother also tells me that I was her perfect child. You need a sense of humor to keep from going batty sometimes!
05:31 PM on 07/16/2012
I guess that it is my age group, hard to tell, I am well on the way to 3/4 of a century. I also had/have 4 kids. I planned outings with them when they were babies for times just after naps and also was home in the evenings with them when they might get cranky just before bedtime. In other words, I did not let them bug anyone when we were out. As they got older, they knew the rules and if I said no it meant no and that was it. No, I did not beat them or scream at them, that is just so much wasted energy and time. At 5 and 6, we could take them to a dinner house and they set still, spoke softly and ate what was put in front of them. Any and all rewards they got came at home. They also accepted bed time as the rule and there was not fussing and complaining. They are now adults and two have made me grandparent...one set of grandkid has been raised as the mom was and are a joy to be around, anyplace. The other, well mom had very different upbringing and at the point she told me that everyone would just have to make allowances for her kids when out in public, that was the time that I stopped going out in public with them. They are teens now. I am glad that they live 2,000 miles away
05:28 PM on 07/16/2012
my parents would laugh every time I told them about what my kids have done. They would say things like..."pay back" or "you pay for your raising" or they'd even just give an evil 'hehehehe!". I totally undersand what they said about when I was little. Example: I polished my baby sister with red fingernail polish from head to toe, and our parents and thier friends thought she was bleeding to death. CLASSIC!
05:10 PM on 07/16/2012
In order for children and parents to "win" they must be playing the same game with the same "set" of rules. Perhaps the first rule...everyone eats in the kitchen. .

Second rule...hitting or biting or harming anyone or animal is not acceptable.My punishment would be toys..GONE..TV..GONE time out in a safe room.

Third rule...no means no the first time. The earlier this rule is put into place most of the time other poor behavior slows down.

I was a single mom with a high powered career. I had to be organized. When my son started school we would prepare for the next day as part of the nightly routine. I did not want to spoil the small window of breakfast time with signing permission slips..looking for shoes etc. We enjoyed the time and no chaos.

I realize some children have a need for evaluation. Quite frankly we are a "pill popping" nation. I'd like to think as a parent finding out why little Johnny is acting out instead of medicating as a first option.would be a rule of thumb.

My child was far from perfect. I did though refrain from being his 'buddy' 'pal' etc. I remained his parent for a very long time. Today Joshua asks for my advice..doesn't mean he takes it. I am on a 'need to know basis' which is fine with me.

I have always loved Joshua..but I really like him also.