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Divorce: The Natural Order of Things (For Men)

Posted: 08/10/11 01:26 PM ET

Who doesn't remember the 1996 revenge fantasy, "First Wives Club," as Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton cook up an elaborate scheme to make their husbands pay for dumping them--for younger women?

I recall enjoying the movie, and at the time, I was married. Little did I know that a few years later I'd be divorced, broke, and raising kids on my own. No end in sight to dealing with losses, and my ex--relocated, and quickly remarried.

Now I'm not complaining, mind you. But as a veteran of the online dating merry-go-round, I'd urge us all to chuck our checklists and axe our assumptions when it comes to Good Providers or Good Lookers, Bad Boys or Boy Toys, and any other posturing that pits Types against Individuals. And if you're a woman over 40, or God forbid over 50, consider yourself lucky if you can find a decent guy to date, preferably with a pulse.

In light of my own single mother experience, I took exception to author Pamela Haag's approach to the Just OK Marriage, concerned that this grass-is-greener stance is foolhardy, if not destructive.

I expressed an opinion that we should focus on going for good in relationships, rather than some pumped up, trumped up, steroidal version of Who-To-Hold-Out-For. And that means appreciating what we have, accepting reasonable compromises, and if we are on the market for mates, setting aside unrealistic expectations.

What followed was unanticipated feedback--women generally agreeing that "good" could be great, that stability matters, and men taking the other side. But one comment was startling, as a single dad suggested that divorce is the "natural order of things."

We all concede that men remarry faster than women, and more of them do so. Second wives are frequently younger than the first. Could I assume from this that the starter marriage works well for men, but for women, not so much? Or does any marriage work well for men, including a series of marriages moving to increasingly newer, shinier models?

Specifically, my reader states:

... maybe we are supposed to get divorced. Maybe that is the natural order of things... Maybe the mother of your children doesn't have to be the love of your life. What if raising your children as a team, where you each get a few nights a week to yourself to enjoy a social life, explore your sexuality, go back to school, read a book or whatever.... is a good thing? ... It's what we do anyway.

The comment goes on to say:

Our first mate is usually a good mother, she cooks and cleans and is maternal. Once those things are no longer in demand (the kids are grown) we move on to search for a mate who has other traits we desire. Younger, hotter, more sexually open perhaps... usually someone who doesn't challenge us as much.

Now before all the ladies decide to skewer this divorced dad (might I have that pleasure?) let me clarify that he seems to be a respectful man who has responsibly co-parented for years. I may be stunned by his remarks, but I also admire his willingness to make them. And I'm guessing he's not alone in his convictions.

As for the supposed upside for the gals? The benefits of divorce, providing single mothers--as it does single fathers--a few days off to explore their sexuality? I daresay I haven't enjoyed that sort of arrangement, and if I suggested that the fairer sex required time off for extracurricular maneuvers--then I'd be the one who was skewered.

Still, I can't believe that millions of men consider their (first) wives to be disposable. Did I miss the memo?

I bristle at the premise that first wives are good for mothering, cooking, and cleaning and then the so-called natural order of things kicks in, complete with the Guilt-Free Younger, Sexier (dumber?) Missus-Number-2.

And then what? Bye Bye, Ms. Original Bride? And where exactly do we store the discarded models?

Do we pose questions, or just say why bother? Does a woman's behavior change so radically during marriage that her husband no longer knows her--or desires her? Is motherhood a romance-killer, or is that a convenient excuse for men as they set their sights on the new target? And do we care that women still raising children have a narrower window of opportunity - with time and timing not in their favor, especially over 40?

Is it motherhood that ruins us for some husbands, and just age for others? Is it too much emphasis on parenting, and not enough on coupling? Is it growing distance, independence, toilet seats and toothpaste caps, or is monogamy the problem?

Are first wives disposable, no matter what we do?

If that's the case, then what are we teaching our children about the value of women, much less marriage? It may be time to trot out Revenge of the First Wives - complete with a reunion tour for Bette, Goldie, and Diane. But in lieu of that, maybe we float the idea that there is no natural order of things. It's up to us to construct our own, and find a way to make it stick.


 

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Who doesn't remember the 1996 revenge fantasy, "First Wives Club," as Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton cook up an elaborate scheme to make their husbands pay for dumping them--for younger w...
Who doesn't remember the 1996 revenge fantasy, "First Wives Club," as Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton cook up an elaborate scheme to make their husbands pay for dumping them--for younger w...
 
 
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03:18 PM on 10/01/2011
I always remember my first job as an engineer working for a British firm where I was the only black guy in the division. The men I were working with would say of their wives that they were getting bored of their relationships, that they've seen it all before and just wanted something new. Nothing their wives could do could change the attitude of these men, but these men were clearly lusting after what they could have, which is something different. One of my colleagues had a go trying to explain it to me, he said he loved his wife but he just wanted to try someone knew, which in my mind is/was bizarre. Tabloids like The Sun, was a favorite at work. The fact is, women need to determine how moral their potential husbands are before they choose to marry them. I, for example, have never purchased a tabloid in my life, I have never purchased porn and I do not believe in coveteousness. The other problem I see is that too often, women and men simply see children as as *evolutionary imperative*, and once men have fulfilled that need, feel free to pursue a more liberal lifestyle. Unfortunantly, this irresponsibility by men is causing women to question why men have ever been the dominant ones in the family and given rise to many feminists, of which I partially understand where they're coming from. All I have to say is, not all men are the same.
08:44 PM on 09/15/2011
I read a lot of online articles about divorce, and most of them are filled with soap opera divorce stereotypes like this one. I'm not trying in the least to be condescending, but we often fall into the trap of believing that when it comes to divorce, women are the victims of cheating husbands. Whatever statistics out there can be skewed either way. Each side can cry, "Foul!" all they want, but it doesn't change the fact that couples begin their marriage with eyes wide open. We hate to lose, and in divorce there are no winners. We forget that this thing called marriage, just might not work out. We are set that this time, this marriage, my marriage is going to endure against all odds. Couples must realize that divorce isn't a favorable outcome but an outcome nonetheless. I look back at my marriage with sadness, enlightenment, joy, and satisfaction. Each person entering our life takes a part of us with them and in exchange leaves a part of themselves with us. In the case of divorce, we can take that part left behind and place it in the fire to either warm our soul or burn our heart in anger. I chose the former.
08:24 PM on 08/21/2011
The statistics about the failure of second marriages give me pause. My parents were divorced; I delayed marriage to find the right woman for me so I wouldn't suffer the same fate. I failed, and divorced after 12 years. My wife was waiting for the "right moment" to ask for it, although she had made enough noises that I knew it would come to that, so I said, "Yes, let's do that," and did it on my schedule, not hers. We've been more or less civil. Now I've dating somebody for over three years and the topic of marriage has never come up. We're in our 50s, we have our lives, our commitments, and being committed but separate works for us. I don't think about remarriage to anybody and we both feel content (so far!) with this arrangement. Will it last? At this stage, it's lasted longer than any relationship except for my marriage, and the amount of good feelings and experiences vastly outnumbers what I found in marriage. With the talk about failure of followup marriages, this seems like a workable alternative, for now.
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12:40 PM on 08/21/2011
I think it's fair to say that for D.A. Wolf, as for most people both male and female, when it comes to acknowledging women's accountability for damage done to former partners and children in their reckless pursuit of personal happiness through the vehicle of divorce, denial is, indeed, a river in Egypt. How long that will remain the case is unknown at this time.
09:19 PM on 08/20/2011
D.A. Wolf, in your comments you seem to always make excuses for women leaving claiming abuse and infidelity without acknowledging that men can also suffer these things as well. That is the main issue I have with your article and your responses. You keep saying women file because they are driven to file, but don't you think men are driven out of marriages as well? Why don't you ever acknowledge this? Women are not the only ones with a solid reason for leaving a marriage. You need to realize that women and men can both have legitimate reasons for leaving a marriage and not always assume that only women can be hurt in a divorce.
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09:44 AM on 08/22/2011
@Trevon, I believe that if you read more thoroughly, and read the other columns I've written, you will see that I'm not about excuses - for men or women. As I have said many times, it takes two to make a marriage work - or not. And of course I know men who have been left by their wives, for a variety of reasons.

What I have been trying to do is refute this assumption/notion that women somehow believe that divorce will result in a financial payoff. And statistics have been cited relative to reasons given for women leaving marriage.

As for me - since you (or others) are implying as much - I did not leave my marriage. I fought to hang on to it, to rebuild it, fully recognizing that both my (then) husband and I were at fault in what it had become. But it takes two to rebuild. If one wishes to be done, then you're done. That wasn't my wish; it is what happened, and then you get up, keep going, raise your kids, and do what you think is right.

Yes, divorce hurts - more often than not, it hurts the one who doesn't want it more. And financially, it can devastate the one who is more naive, or has the less qualified attorney.

Thank you, as always, for the lively discussion.
10:01 PM on 08/22/2011
Thank you for your response. I didn't mean to imply that you left your marriage and if I did then I apologize. I was just responding to you replying to another response that women leave mainly because they are abused and I just wanted to respond that that is not always the case. Often the stereotype is that men leave for frivolous reasons and women leave for serious reasons and that was not true for me or many men that I know. I do not think it is fair to portray it that way.
01:38 AM on 08/23/2011
I just wanted to say that I feel like I did read the article carefully. You said you wanted to skewer the man who made that comment. That sounds like bashing to me. You are also solely concerned with teaching the value of women, but don't say anything about treating husbands fairly in marriage. My reading comprehension is fine, I just take issue with some of your points.
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03:07 PM on 08/17/2011
The weight of scientific evidence describes divorce as overwhelmi­ngly driven by women, usually in pursuit of personal happiness and usually successful in that, to the profound detriment of former partners and children. It may be "the natural order of things" for mothers. For fathers and kids, not so much.
02:48 PM on 08/16/2011
It sounds like the author of this article is very hurt and very angry. Divorce is not for the faint of heart.
But this article is very insulting to the fathers who do step up and work hard at co-parenting their children. When divorcing with children, the focus has to be on the children. Divorce is not the order of thing for either husband or wife. It is the disorder of things and the participants need to understand it is not easy for either side. Jolyn Rudelson author of IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU: A Grandparent's Guide to Surviving Divorce in the Family.
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04:04 AM on 08/16/2011
If you don't want divorce to be seen as the natural order of things, stop filing for them. If I were a young man in today's world, the concept of marriage would be a very bad, bad idea for my future. If she doesn't want to work or get an education, and wants to stay home with the kids while I work, she's got another thing coming. All that means is she can file for a divorce, claim to be the custodial parent because she didn't work and take whatever she wants. Now that sure as heck beats spending all those late nights studying for finals, or putting in 60-80 hours a week at the office. If there were a job, where you took care of your own children and had everything paid for and all you had to do was sleep with someone until you got tired of it and kicked them out, taking half of everything they've earned, plus a nice sum for the next xx years, I can't think of anyone that wouldn't take it. What a racket! Marriage is a horrible contract for one who has put in so much time and energy into their education and profession, regardless of their gender. NEVER get married to someone who hasn't put in the same amount of time as yourself. The result will be the current natural order of things.
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04:02 AM on 08/16/2011
Perhaps this divorced dad believes it is the natural order of things since 70% of divorces are filed by the women in their lives. Perhaps the only way to understand why one files for a no-fault divorce is to just say, "That's the way it is. She will file for a divorce at some time in my life and the natural order of things is to let her take the house, the children, and I'll have to pay her because she doesn't want me around any more."

Maybe with 70% of the divorces filed by the wives, it really IS the natural order of things in our society. Maybe men are now just accepting it instead of fighting it. As it becomes more accepted, fewer and fewer will want to get married in the first place, which is definitely not a bad thing for society. You see wonderful articles written about how to file for a divorce, get the children, assets and a financial gain for the next xx years...and when the other half accept it and say, "It's just the natural order now," you think those that gain from it would want to skewer him for some reason?
07:49 PM on 08/15/2011
I think there are at least three kinds of love: lust (me want), romantic love (can't eat, daydreaming etc.) and long term relationship love. I think if you are lucky enough to enjoy all three forms with the same person and have some or a little of the first two left by the third stage, you can look at yourself and your partner after 40 years or so and agree that "OK is good". I tell young women of my acquaintance, especially ones contemplating marriage, that most men don't grow up until age 50, if ever. Before then, you are basically dealing with a big kid with ever-diminishing powers, but a kid none the less. I think a lot of men, when they reach the age of obviously diminished powers, believe that a new, hotter, younger and less critical model will pep him up. Maybe so, but a lot of men I suspect are at heart romantics, enjoy falling in love, and spend a lot of time fantasizing about their "soul mate" and sexual and spiritual "fulfillment". I believe it is the women who are the realists of the world, while the men are the starry-eyed imaginers of great sex by the fire overlooking the wind-swept beach.
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04:18 AM on 08/16/2011
"I tell young women of my acquaintan­ce, especially ones contemplat­ing marriage, that most men don't grow up until age 50, if ever."

And that is what we have fed our society on for the past 40 years. Signed, sealed and delivered by the media, special interest and politicians. Would you stand in front of Lincoln and tell him that? How about Einstein? Washington? Martin Luther King?

Your broad misstep in your statement is that you WANT to believe it. It's not true, but don't let that stop you from spreading the misandry that is so rampant in society. I believe there are some that are realists and then others that just follow the general flow of whatever they are fed by someone else. Yes, it may be what you want to believe because it somehow puts you on a level above those you talk about, but it is not right.

Your talk of "powers" and "men are children" lead me to believe you might be the one who hasn't yet grown up. It doesn't sound very nice, but that is what you do when you spread sexism. It sounds good until you realize you are wrongly encompassing a lot of good men, some who have died for your freedom in your stereotypical talk. Think before you subject and entire gender to your lack of understanding. Hold an objective candle to your thought process, and then see if you still hold the same line of thought.
Kimberly Christine
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01:07 AM on 09/03/2011
sorry, he was an awesome guy and all, but MLK did have a lot of mistresses...Lincoln had secret sexual relationships with men...although I do agree that our culture allows/expects/encourages men to act like adolescents for the majority of their lives. The good news is, most of them don't live up to those low expectations.
07:52 PM on 08/14/2011
Sadly, I think more time and effort is spent lamenting after the fact, than is spent on making a marriage work. For some, male and female alike, it’s easier to simply walk away than it is to remain committed to each other. First husbands are often just as disposable as first wives!

But that being said, there are a lot of good reasons for divorce! Under NO circumstance should a woman EVER stay in an abusive marriage. And why should a man stay married to a woman turned cold? I would have to consider both of those to be legitimate reasons to ‘get out’ while you can. And, trust me, there’s nothing worse than staying together solely for the sake of the children! Eventually they will grow up and move on; then there’s nothing left, but wasted years you can never recover.
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12:13 AM on 08/15/2011
Many people don't consider years spent doing the best they can for the people who depend on them the most -- their kids -- as wasted, whether they are years spent in a flawed marriage, toiling in an imperfect career, or paying a mortgage on a house that, like all houses, is slowly falling apart. For some reason, people are willing to accept that duty requires them to, for instance, get up every weekday morning for several decades and go to work at a job they're not crazy about. But some -- most of them, as we know, women -- are unable to accept that the vows they swore to and their responsibility to provide a nurturing environment for their children require them to stay in a partnership that does not conform their romantic ideal. I've asked before and will again now: What exactly is it that women mean when they repeat those vows?
02:15 AM on 08/15/2011
I tend to think a lot of women hold on to those little girl 'fairy-tale fantasies;' though none of them will ever come out and admit it. But once married, when faced with the realities of raising a family and all the responsibilities and obligations, Prince Charming can no longer be the Romeo she envisioned in her dreams. And, as you'll notice from many of their own postings, it's always easier to point the finger of blame at their husbands, than it is to take a long hard look in the mirror!
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04:03 PM on 08/15/2011
It's becoming increasingly difficult to avoid reaching a similar conclusion, at least tentatively. As I said above, I've posed that question on a few previous occasions and it's generally been ignored. The few responses have been uninformative, such as "I meant those vows with all my heart." When I followed up with a request for what that means in practical terms, there was no response.

I think one of the more promising avenues for reducing the divorce rate and all the death and destruction that it generates would be to educate young girls on the realities of marriage. I'm not sure why anybody would think that the only acceptable marriage is to a person who unfailingly causes you to feel like you're full of bubbles every time you see them. I'm not sure that anybody does feel that way, or at least that very many people feel that way. But I wonder just what it is that causes women to so easily and heedlessly opt for divorce, seemingly putting their personal fulfillment ahead of the health and happiness of their children and the mate they swore to stand by. I don't think women are evil, any more than men are. But I would like to change what is happening.
01:57 PM on 08/14/2011
men think differently than women do naturaly because of hormons and instinct, we are different. we women have to understand this. the men can walk out the door and have sex with pretty much any woman they want, like a kid in a candy store. If this was not so, how many men do you think would be getting divorced. i think my mother hit the nail on the head when she said the prostitutes must be going broke. men like the chase as hunters that is the way they are. i have to laugh when i go out with my husband, he is looking at the other woman and the other woman's husband or boyfriend is looking at me. ya its ill but that's life.
01:31 PM on 08/14/2011
Divorce is not the natural order of things. It has become increasingly common because our legal system encourages it, especially for women in relationships with relatively well-off men. Every step of the way, lawyers, judges, and bureaucrats get fat off of the divorce proceedings. That's why they have worked (and continue to work) to make it easier to file for divorce. There is a reason why 2/3 of divorces are filed by women, and it has little to do with foot dragging husbands who won't file.

A woman who divorces stands to get at least half of the estate. It's nearly a given that she will get primary custody of the children. Therefore, she can expect to receive child support payments which will include some amount of hidden alimony. In certain States, she will receive explicit alimony on top of the child support. After the divorce, she is free to shack up with a new man in the house that her ex-husband is still paying for. Meanwhile, the ex gets to see his kids every other weekend and struggles to pay for a rat hole apartment with what's left of his money. If he works hard and gets a promotion so he can afford a nicer place for his kids to visit, she can go back to court and get even more money from him. If he doesn't get a nicer place, she can go to court and have his parental rights revoked. Either way, he loses.
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06:19 PM on 08/14/2011
@DarkCoffee - I agree that the Divorce Industry has much to gain in keeping the status quo going... but your conclusions concerning women walking away with financial gains are simply wrong.
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12:04 AM on 08/15/2011
D.A. Wolf, here's a Census Bureau report showing households headed by single men and single women reported virtually equal net worth. http://www.census.gov/sipp/p70s/p70-88.pdf. And this does not include the most valuable asset, no matter how you measure it, that most marriages produce. That is, the children, who are essentially always given to the mother as primary custodian, along with a large chunk of the father's future after-tax income in the form of child support for many years to come. Note that married couple households had nearly five times the average net worth of single-parent households. And we know who is primarily responsible for diverting this wealth elsewhere.
09:12 PM on 08/20/2011
And your conclusions about men not suffering just as much as women after divorce are simply wrong as well.
Kimberly Christine
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01:10 AM on 09/03/2011
Wow, I must have had a terrible lawyer, because I was the "man" in your scenario!!!
01:23 PM on 08/14/2011
In the African savannah women competed for strong males to stick around long enough to get a child to weaning years. 4-7 years in the savannah was enough when 30 was a ripe old age 50000-500000 years ago. The process was infant--->adult. The savannah had little use of children.

Infant--->child--->adult is a innovation of the agricultural era made possible by men interested in parenting and by men and women who agreed to stick with one another throughout the process. Marriage seems to be a innovation, conscious or not, designed to temper the baser instincts of men and women alike.

In its most recent form though it fails on all counts. Marriage does not tame women of their boredom when infants become children, it does not tame men of their libidos when sex grows stale with a larger family, when men have aged like wine and their wives have ripened like grapes. All of the disincentives to our worst behavior and vices have been stripped from modern marriage. Add to that the affect of technology to render obsolete the ways we were once dependent on each other and the vitality of marriage as an institution capable of serving the interests of modern society is in question. Marriage probably will not survive without an honest re-assessment and considerable reform. I wrote about this at more length in an article called "Modernity and the Obsolescence of Dance" which you can find by googling if interested.
07:24 PM on 08/14/2011
"when men have aged like wine and their wives have ripened like grapes"

When men have turned from wine to vinegar and women have turned from grapes to raisins. Oxidation is inevitable.
01:21 PM on 08/14/2011
The idea that divorce and infidelity is a special male problem is alien to me. To the degree that we see genders as different creatures and not as humans endowed with a different set of equipment we do a disservice to one another and fail to understand one another.

Women are humans, not angels, nor other creatures men and women tend to call women when they are unhappy with them. Women are human.
Men are humans, not patriarchal Nordic deities, nor base creatures ruled by their genitals. Men are human.

Michelle Langley (womensinfidelity.com) writes about research that holds that evolutionarily there is a "female reproductive cycle" lasting roughly 4-7 years (i.e.: "7 year itch") ... long enough to wean the children in an African savannah. When this time elapses and fathers adopt pair-bonding behaviors suited to the demands of raising children rather than protecting vulnerable mothers with infants, they no longer exhibit characteristics women find attactive. "Attractive" to women is the same as "attractive" to men: attractive is what turns women on sexually. Though attracted by different things the result is the same: sexual attraction.

When we are bonded or coupled with someone we are no longer interested in sexually we tend to resent that person or hold him or her in contempt. The whole culture milieu of "Eat Pray Love", in my view, was a sweeping validation of Langley's claims.
07:27 PM on 08/14/2011
"Women are humans, not angels"

There are some women out there who could fool me on this one. They are as I'd imagine an angel to be.